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Dad Interprets Slang WIN

Submitted by: Riein

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  1. no u says:

    bros first to hoes

  2. uhhhhhhhwhat says:

    inb4….. ehhhh f*ck it.

  3. Sleepy says:

    well this guy got the Bros before Hoes wrong O_O it means Friends Before Girls

  4. InSearchOfEpic says:

    Ducks before chicks.

  5. common sense says:

    That’s a win! The dad is a master of persuasion. Even if he failed the original statement, he still got credit for the new and improved “Rose before Hose.”

    • the boy who would be SOFA KING todd ed says:

      If it would’ve been any real dad I ever met it would be roes-(fish eggs as in gone fishin’)-B4 hoes

  6. bo says:

    Rose before hoes……facepalm…….give her a flower then pull out your penis. That’s what dad said

  7. I guess I’m the only one who thought, “why is the guy wearing pantyhose?”

  8. KZN02 says:

    Looks like something in Crazy Things Parents Say.

  9. chetopuffs says:

    Dad be trollin

  10. MsBuzz says:

    If 3 more people thumbs down this post, it will be 123456

  11. MsBuzz says:

    someone ruined it!

  12. Poggy says:

    On a slightly related tangent, it is one of my pet peeves when ‘ho’ is spelt ‘hoe’. A hoe is a garden tool. The (rude) phrase for a woman is ‘ho’. At least, it used to be, as far as any slang word can have an defined spelling…

  13. sorry, but thats a win all the way.

  14. slutmonkey says:

    A lot of people don’t realize that what bros before hos REALLY means is that when your bro hooks up with a ho you thought was yours you shouldn’t be pissed. Why? hos sleep around. it’s what they do. you shouldn’t have expected anything more. bros are your bros above and in spite of any BS about hos. it’s your bros job to get as much poon as he can. if your girl is vulnerable to that with your bro, then she’s a ho and you should thank your bro for pointing it out to you (instead of some stranger doing it where you might not ever find out) so you can drop her like the ho she is.


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