I doubt your “freakin hot girlfriend” likes the fact that you think she’s a ho by default of being female. But maybe she’d HAVE to be a ho to sleep with you…? ZING! XD
That’s a win! The dad is a master of persuasion. Even if he failed the original statement, he still got credit for the new and improved “Rose before Hose.”
On a slightly related tangent, it is one of my pet peeves when ‘ho’ is spelt ‘hoe’. A hoe is a garden tool. The (rude) phrase for a woman is ‘ho’. At least, it used to be, as far as any slang word can have an defined spelling…
A lot of people don’t realize that what bros before hos REALLY means is that when your bro hooks up with a ho you thought was yours you shouldn’t be pissed. Why? hos sleep around. it’s what they do. you shouldn’t have expected anything more. bros are your bros above and in spite of any BS about hos. it’s your bros job to get as much poon as he can. if your girl is vulnerable to that with your bro, then she’s a ho and you should thank your bro for pointing it out to you (instead of some stranger doing it where you might not ever find out) so you can drop her like the ho she is.
LOL FAIL
bros first to hoes
inb4….. ehhhh f*ck it.
win
well this guy got the Bros before Hoes wrong O_O it means Friends Before Girls
ain’t that what he said?
Well, if you think that “hoe” is a synonym for “girl”, then yes, it is what he said.
And if he does think that, that explains his total lack of girlfriends and anything resembling a mature social life.
or maybe i have a freakin hot girlfriend and i don’t give a s**t about you
or maybe i have a freakin hot girlfriend and don’t give a f.ck about you
Yet your here. Talking to us.
I’m some how doubting your girlfriend is that hot.
Or exists.
Hmm.
I doubt your “freakin hot girlfriend” likes the fact that you think she’s a ho by default of being female. But maybe she’d HAVE to be a ho to sleep with you…? ZING! XD
Yes. Yes, it does. In fact, it explains a lot of the guys I see…and the women who end up with them….
Yeah, we all know it means “Friends before garden work.”
Lol!
Ducks before chicks.
Eggs before chicks.
Chicks before eggs.
Pearls before swine.
C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
C-C-COMBO BREAKERs before Jumbo beakers?
D-D-D-DEAL BREAKER
That totally made no sense! before…. I read it.
That’s a win! The dad is a master of persuasion. Even if he failed the original statement, he still got credit for the new and improved “Rose before Hose.”
If it would’ve been any real dad I ever met it would be roes-(fish eggs as in gone fishin’)-B4 hoes
Rose before hoes……facepalm…….give her a flower then pull out your penis. That’s what dad said
I guess I’m the only one who thought, “why is the guy wearing pantyhose?”
yes—yes you are
Looks like something in Crazy Things Parents Say.
Dad be trollin
If 3 more people thumbs down this post, it will be 123456
someone ruined it!
On a slightly related tangent, it is one of my pet peeves when ‘ho’ is spelt ‘hoe’. A hoe is a garden tool. The (rude) phrase for a woman is ‘ho’. At least, it used to be, as far as any slang word can have an defined spelling…
yes
Ha wow. I would’ve said the same thing though
sorry, but thats a win all the way.
A lot of people don’t realize that what bros before hos REALLY means is that when your bro hooks up with a ho you thought was yours you shouldn’t be pissed. Why? hos sleep around. it’s what they do. you shouldn’t have expected anything more. bros are your bros above and in spite of any BS about hos. it’s your bros job to get as much poon as he can. if your girl is vulnerable to that with your bro, then she’s a ho and you should thank your bro for pointing it out to you (instead of some stranger doing it where you might not ever find out) so you can drop her like the ho she is.