SMS Flesh,
for all to see.
Come for the pictures,
stay for the nudity.
Is this what she wants?
Her skin all over the place?
With shamelessness like this,
there’s nothing she cant-face.
Yeah, when it is just a little plump here a little round there. Woo woo!
When it is spilling around in folds, hanging over jeans, that has to stop. Eat a rice cake when you can’t see your feet. Oh, and back fat and fat top of the arms. Gross.
Translation for teenage population:
bony/anorexic/bulimic – NOT hot, not healthy
skinny (w natural tan or w/o tan) – pretty hot
skinny (w fake tan) – weird, not healthy
chubby – pretty hot
fat – not hot, not healthy
[Other] – ask your [boy/girl]friend(if you don’t have a boyfriend, apply at closest library/comicon/D&D room/blues bar and ask the closest nearby (shy looking/lonely/handsome/smart/[add criteria]) [person of the sex you are attracted to]).
I’ve almost done this SEVERAL times (while sober!)…on my blackberry when you go to send a pic as an MMS “post to facebook” is right underneath that option and it’s REALLY easy to accidentally hit that instead. Thank god there’s a page to confirm after you click post, or my gine would be all over facebook.
I think by “this” she meant “accidentally uploading a photo to FB instead of texting it” not “accidentally upload a photo of my hooha to FB instead of texting it.”
This is why you start the message and THEN put the picture as an attachment. Seriously, it’s not that hard. Well, not with my droid at least, not too sure about BlackBerry but it shouldn’t be that hard.
Note: I don’t send pictures of my junk, I just know how to avoid sending things to people I don’t want to.
Note the “almost”…I also know how to avoid posting my cooter all over facebook, otherwise I’m sure I’d have a LOT more male friends on there. You can attach photos to a message too but it’s a lot quicker to just do it from the photo screen, and I don’t know about all blackberries, but mine is rather slow, so anything I can do to expedite the process is ok in my book.
It’s almost as if this could be avoided by not keeping va-gine pictures on your phone. Just saying. There are these things called cameras. I think they don’t do that.
I don’t KEEP them…lol it’s not like I take them for my own personal viewing…and why use a camera, upload, and send when I can do all three in one fell swoop?
I’m glad she’s got friends who would bother to let her know that she may have posted the wrong picture on FB, instead of everyone just standing around pointing and laughing and enjoying the drama.
Clearly there are some who aren’t of that ilk who are commenting- particularly the last person who was probably the submitter. Still, there does seem to be an effort to call her and let her know that this had gone up.
I don’t get this whole taking photos of your ugly minge and texting it to people.
Seriously? Even if you are in a long distance relationship… a cameraphone photo of someones junk – is that really meant to get me off?
Why don’t you just have either a normal relationship together or just break up? Long distance relationships are stupid – they are not relationships. And if you say ‘we are in love’ please – go choke yourself.
FIST inb4 bert
SMS Flesh,
for all to see.
Come for the pictures,
stay for the nudity.
Is this what she wants?
Her skin all over the place?
With shamelessness like this,
there’s nothing she cant-face.
FIST
Yikes!
I know. That black guy in the picture made me jump too …
pics or it didn’t happen…. Oh wait…
Shame they censored it. It’s NATURAL, people!
No, they didn’t censor it. She’s just a real-life Barbie doll.
WUT?
You have Barbie Dolls?!
You… Stole my name…
It may be natural but unfortunately its still against the TOS of FB. So if this was an accident she needs to delete it.
So’s your mom’s. And if that doesn’t weird you out, you’re unnatural.
It doesn’t weird me out. It’s WAY GROSS, but it doesn’t weird me out.
Why does this never happen to any of my female facebook friends?
Be careful what you wish for, my friend. I’m kinda glad it doesn’t.
Well, 50/50.
ish.
I suppose.
8 out of 10 of them I would probably be fine seeing, however more then a few older or over weight that I would need eye bleach for.
This girl looks like she has a little chub on her (which I like).
Sometimes they leave the full name up, and you can friend these people, but not in this case.
Yeah, she’s kind of chubby looking.
do not want?
I would want a chubby girl? Pushing cushion!
THIS.
Also, chubby is not the same as fat.
FAT = Gross.
Chubby = hot
Yeah, when it is just a little plump here a little round there. Woo woo!
When it is spilling around in folds, hanging over jeans, that has to stop. Eat a rice cake when you can’t see your feet. Oh, and back fat and fat top of the arms. Gross.
again THIS!
Back fat is just… BLEEUH
I knew a girl who was a little chubby around the stomach, but on her back she had more spare tyres than your average Kwik-Fit centre. Liek, wtf.
Translation for teenage population:
bony/anorexic/bulimic – NOT hot, not healthy
skinny (w natural tan or w/o tan) – pretty hot
skinny (w fake tan) – weird, not healthy
chubby – pretty hot
fat – not hot, not healthy
[Other] – ask your [boy/girl]friend(if you don’t have a boyfriend, apply at closest library/comicon/D&D room/blues bar and ask the closest nearby (shy looking/lonely/handsome/smart/[add criteria]) [person of the sex you are attracted to]).
if you go to wal-mart at like 2am there’s back cleavage as far as the eye can see.
Rice cakes are like, all starch. If you want to get fat, live on those for a while.
CHUBBY = FAT
What are you, Canman?
stop pretending to be anon
Stop pretending that I care.
ლ(ಥ.ಥ ლ) Tony Y U NO care?
Oh, and “Reading is FUNdamental.”
And “fundaMENTALS are mental.”
Poopster, don’t be so negative.
Haha, for some reason this reminds me of that lamp optical illusion thing.
That’s what I thought it was at first.
I have bad news for you.
LOL me too!
the only thing I’m sure of in this picture is the zipper pull.
Yah. Good thing they’re text messaging her.
… Though it seems like a lot of work for just getting someone to rotate a picture…
FAP!
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
*flab*?
Fixed for picture correctiveness
And someday this young lady will want a job, and when her prospective employers do a search, this lovely gem will pop up.
I’ve almost done this SEVERAL times (while sober!)…on my blackberry when you go to send a pic as an MMS “post to facebook” is right underneath that option and it’s REALLY easy to accidentally hit that instead. Thank god there’s a page to confirm after you click post, or my gine would be all over facebook.
Can I be your friend?
lol @ ‘Gine’
Ok, I’ll bite. Why do you feel the need to take so many pictures of your junk?
does she really need a reason to?
Well, if she has a severe gynecological disorder and must send constant updates to her OB/GYN, I can understand.
I think by “this” she meant “accidentally uploading a photo to FB instead of texting it” not “accidentally upload a photo of my hooha to FB instead of texting it.”
Except, she said her “gine would be all over facebook”… Are you confused about what “gine” is short for?
it’s wine, but made with grapes instead of watermelons
I don’t know why but because of that comment I like you as more than a friend
The sense of ‘yes homo’ in your comment sickens me.
I can’t stop laughing!!!
and the Italians call it vine because they make it out of vegetables.
No I really did mean my “hooha”…I’m a very poor role model.
Long distance relationship…if not for pictures and webcams a Pennsylvania/California relationship would be REALLY hard to manage.
Also, why not?
eggzackly
can I be your friend, too?
This is why you start the message and THEN put the picture as an attachment. Seriously, it’s not that hard. Well, not with my droid at least, not too sure about BlackBerry but it shouldn’t be that hard.
Note: I don’t send pictures of my junk, I just know how to avoid sending things to people I don’t want to.
Note the “almost”…I also know how to avoid posting my cooter all over facebook, otherwise I’m sure I’d have a LOT more male friends on there. You can attach photos to a message too but it’s a lot quicker to just do it from the photo screen, and I don’t know about all blackberries, but mine is rather slow, so anything I can do to expedite the process is ok in my book.
pics or it didn’t happen
It’s almost as if this could be avoided by not keeping va-gine pictures on your phone. Just saying. There are these things called cameras. I think they don’t do that.
Though they may geo-code your gine.
I don’t KEEP them…lol it’s not like I take them for my own personal viewing…and why use a camera, upload, and send when I can do all three in one fell swoop?
I’m beginning to get tired of all these Twilight posts. What’s so funny about a photo of Edward Cullen anywa… oh, hang on a minute…
At first I thought it was Justin Bieber…. but thanks for correcting me…
BAM! Right in the lips…oh, hang on a minute….
Well played, sir. Well played.
i honestly thought it was one of those lamp optical illusions at first.
LULZ!!! |-o-| |-o-| ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ)
I want the uncensored version. :/
Dude. You’re on the internet. Or does it have to be THIS girl?
Become a failbook mod!
Wohooo..
Unless people censor screenshots before posting, which’s rather.. disappointing.
So she was taking a picture of a guy doing her? The pic didn’t make sense since it was kinda small.
i cant really see it…is this a boob or a vag? o.O
I’m glad she’s got friends who would bother to let her know that she may have posted the wrong picture on FB, instead of everyone just standing around pointing and laughing and enjoying the drama.
Yes, her friends were so nice that they posted it on Failbook for the world to see.
Clearly there are some who aren’t of that ilk who are commenting- particularly the last person who was probably the submitter. Still, there does seem to be an effort to call her and let her know that this had gone up.
Why does this never happen to any of my MALE facebook friends?
What is it?
I honestly have no idea what this is…
Looks like a pregnant woman. Possibly giving birth.
This has made me feel very disgusted. I will vomit possibly maybe.
but… we want this vag and those vag’s arent this vag Q~Q
I don’t get this whole taking photos of your ugly minge and texting it to people.
Seriously? Even if you are in a long distance relationship… a cameraphone photo of someones junk – is that really meant to get me off?
Why don’t you just have either a normal relationship together or just break up? Long distance relationships are stupid – they are not relationships. And if you say ‘we are in love’ please – go choke yourself.
You should google “rule 34″.
Is it me and that 1 other guy who realize what this is? This is not a vag. Btw kaitlin your desperate need for attention is quite bothersome.
At first glance, it looked like a screenshot of a game of Doom.
Shes fat.
I could have sworn this was a photo of a tunnel.
Oh wait…
I love you for this comment.
Emma love you long time nao.
Avenue Q~.
Guys I’m pretty sure this is an optical illusion, girls don’t look like that. They’re not buffed and smoothed out. Seriously.