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You’re Right, But You Don’t Deserve To Be

You're Right, But You Don't Deserve To Be

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  1. Dudio says:

    …And the Stupidity is Stifling.

  2. WAAAGH! says:

    Wow…. Just wow, dumbasses.

  3. llort says:

    wtf thts wht it meens? i neva new!

  4. H says:

    Dude… I live in Canada, we don’t even use miles, but I still manage to know what mph means. Wth?

  5. Jean says:

    Of course the girls don’t know, way to represent our gender. Idiots.

    • The_Dude_that_failed says:

      Don’t worry, Jean. I’ve seen my share of posts that involve douchebags and I don’t consider these people to be true representation of the XY chromosome. These people are idiots regardless of their gender, hence their presence on this site.

    • st0815 says:

      Nah – Aaron, Steven and Adam just don’t realize that Natalie is discussing the topic on a more advanced level. If you drive 20 mph on a roundabout for an hour, you might still be on the roundabout after an hour – having not gained any distance from your original starting point. On the other hand – going on a straight stretch of road at 20 mph, to an observer in a car going 50 mph you might appear as moving away at 30 mph.

      Clearly the roundabout example is what Jade is alluding to in her comment. Natalie’s last comment is pondering the problem considering the frame of reference.

      Anyway, somebody has to serve your food, sweep the floors, bag your groceries and cut your hair, right?

      • eeyore the red says:

        This is why they post speed limits, rather than velocity limits.

        “Officer, I can prove to you I was only going zero miles per hour!”
        “Step out of the car, ma’am…”

  6. RJ says:

    Women drivers. Pfft.

  7. The_Dude_that_failed says:

    What never ceases to amaze me is how stupid people don’t seem to realize they’re stupid even when it’s rubbed in their face… Natalie fails at life.

  8. Justin B. says:

    Who cares if she’s pretty?

  9. wiwy says:

    and if you drive at 50 km/h that actually does mean that, in an hour, you would have driven 50 km…

    who would know?

  10. MrGrammahNazah says:

    What the hell do these people do at school?

  11. meh says:

    probably American…

  12. Wilson says:

    If you drive mostly in the city mph does become abstract with all the stops you make

  13. also, gay says:

    stupid americans, still not on the metric system

  14. ThatDarnCat says:

    There is a speed limit in the kitchen?

  15. ClariPossum says:

    OK… I can *almost* understand not being 100% sure that’s what it means. After all, we have labels for MANY things that aren’t literal.

    However… instead of asking your friends on facebook, just Google. It’s easier and saves you a whole lot of embarrassment.

    • Asha says:

      Yeah, in theory, but in my experience FB is like ten times faster than Google once you’ve waded through all the irrelevant stuff and actually FOUND an answer rather than pages and pages of people asking the exact same thing.

  16. Z says:

    Technically this is not necessarily true, it depends greatly on how you measure distance. If you drive 20 miles in laps on a circular track, your car will have traversed 20 miles but your total displacement could be zero. In that respect, you can drive 20 miles have have driven no miles, net.

    While this may seem stupid, go tell that to the guy who won 500 dollars at the casino and walked out broke. ;)

    • one-eyed man says:

      Just to point out, just because the track is circular does not mean that your “total displacement” would be zero. Obviously the length of the track would have to be divisible by 20.

    • domerdaver says:

      Speed is how fast you are going relative to something stationary you can crash into.

  17. Luke says:

    Is that airspeed or groundspeed? Statute miles or nautical miles? Is it along a linear course, or what is the algorithm? Too many variables!

  18. Raqubor says:

    Please GOD, strike down on these kind of people with your holy axe!

  19. gaylord says:

    Please GOD, strike down americans (just these kind of people) the smart americans are cool, very few though..

  20. Nikhil D says:

    best part is tht in the end she is not sure whether she is correct or not…strike 3

  21. lol says:

    You know of you drive? does they mean? WHAT THE HELL?!

  22. bertbad says:

    She asked about miles per hour,
    Her friends reply was very sour.

    She felt dumb and useless,
    The situation was very dour.

    But then she picked up a book and read,
    The knowledge giving her power.

    She returned the next day
    and in his face she threw a handful of flour!

  23. license says:

    REVOKE THEIR LICENSES! BUNCHA ‘TARDS!

  24. Betty says:

    LOL! she’s actually 21…. more fail !

  25. meh says:

    Anyone else annoyed by Adam claiming to be wasting his breath even though he’d be typing?

  26. TONado says:

    SPM = sadwihes per minute…thats all you need to know as a female now get back in the kitchen!

    • NoNeedtoKnow says:

      … Okay! Just hope you know I can’t cook for. Now, I’m in need of ingredients, and since I don’t know the damned metric system, why don’t you just drive off to the store and buy them for me? Oh wait! Would that interrupt your tv-time? I’m so sorry! But seriously, if you want them “sadwihes” I’m going to need ingredients and a recipe book. I’ve never heard of sadwihes before. ;)


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