What a dumb f**k, seriously. It is obviously fake. If his mom REALLY did that he would have just deleted it. Its his own god damn wall, and on top of that, its 4 minutes apart…Dudes just craving attention, and apparently c**k.
People can get status updates on their phone, and also when their news feed refreshes.
Also, sometimes people just walk away from their computer for a few minutes. So crazy.
Never, ever, trust your mother…
staged
I pity u, fool!
That’s kinda f**ked up.
That’s why you should always log out.
+1000
wait wtf?
fake and gay /RWJ
Is it just me, or are none of the fails heterosexual?
RWJ is a gay midget with a unibrow.
Oh, that’s hot.
re-TAAAAAAR-ded…
What a dumb f**k, seriously. It is obviously fake. If his mom REALLY did that he would have just deleted it. Its his own god damn wall, and on top of that, its 4 minutes apart…Dudes just craving attention, and apparently c**k.
Fake and gay:
1) 5 minutes ago; about a minute ago.
2) About a minute ago, and 2 people have already ‘liked’ it.
I don’t get your point…?
Because…no one is ever online right after someone posts a status update? I don’t follow.
Your argument is old and stale.
You’re old and stale.
Makes a nice change from fake and gay.
Actually, it makes sense. Why is it so impossible for two friends to be online when a status is posted?
People can get status updates on their phone, and also when their news feed refreshes.
Also, sometimes people just walk away from their computer for a few minutes. So crazy.
and people with no lives who sit at their computer for the entire day.
It is time for men to subvert the oppressive marginalizing matriarchal system and reappropriate the privilege to admit that they love their own penis.
That’s why there’s a “delete” button.
wajajajjaja what a mother!
lol, THAT was funny
If she taught you grammar, then apparently not her.
*its
^THIS
even your mom knows you are gay
Maybe he just wanted to tell people who may have seen the status what actually happened instead of just deleting it and causing questions?
And also, he could have just left the room for a few minutes…
This.
Or also maybe he found it funny that his mom would do that, and wanted to share that entertainment with his friends.
So… do you want your cake with nuts or not?
epic win mom
Is it just me or is the blue bit on the dp c*ck shaped?
I must be the only one thinking that he wrote his own status to “test the waters” with his friends prior to actually coming out for realz.
Agreed, then blaming his mum for it. Just as typical as blaming the dog for farting.
i think it’s a Freudian-slip-it to-me-mate!
Reply fail
there IS a delete option – but did not take it – either staged or moron – if moron deserves to have mother own his ass
Best. Mom. Ever!
Sustain the great work, I like your producing.