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Foods Around the World

Foods Around the World

NOTE: A lot of people have mentioned seeing this on other sites over the weekend. This particular win was on our site last Wednesday.

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  1. Fruitti says:

    Fake and gay.

  2. Dan says:

    I wish there was a country called ‘Boring’ so I could make a suitable pun.

  3. Sil says:

    Creative, but its not funny when its fake.

  4. StarrySky says:

    @ Fruitti, ‘gay’ shouldn’t be used to mean ‘silly’, ‘stupid’, ‘lame’, or ‘waste of time’.

    Thanks!

  5. chickofprey says:

    Man, why do these country jokes never Finnish.

  6. So Intense says:

    Gake and Fay.

  7. asdasfasdf says:

    Hundreds have done this one before. GAAAYYYY!

  8. The Night Flower says:

    Fake and reposted. Meh..

  9. gribb says:

    wait… why wasn’t she in the kitchen to start with?

  10. tashuh says:

    You really need to check out your competition before you post each day.

  11. somebodyman says:

    Those two should start working for the United Nations.

  12. Jay says:

    “Then you say this, and then I’ll say this, and then you say this, and then I’ll say this…”
    “OMGOMGOMG ROFLCOPTER!!! THAT WILL BE SOOOOO FUNYYYZZZZ!!!1!!!1!!!111!!”

  13. Nighthawk013 says:

    COOL STORY BRO.

  14. Mervin says:

    YAY! I’m from Czech.. we’re famous

  15. stephen says:

    gotta run…abyssinia

  16. Christianity? says:

    There is some old bread in the fridge too, but it has Moldova it.

  17. dumb says:

    ……dumb…….

  18. Yog-Sothoth says:

    Epic :D

    I would say, this is a clear WIN!

  19. jangles says:

    Staged and homo……aww fuket

  20. VoP says:

    yeah until they pop. and that’s what this is. a popped tit.

  21. grandpajones says:

    yea until they pop. and that’s what this is… a popped tit.

  22. Liz says:

    Guys, cut it out! Jamaican me crazy!!

  23. Nighthawk013 says:

    Also… “Foods” around the world? Why the S?

  24. dutchie2010 says:

    I love ones like this! so witty!

  25. go4 says:

    Reposted multiple times, fake, gay, stupid puns, not funny.

  26. Damian543RB says:

    I love these :D But I don’t get the last one D:

  27. MsBuzz says:

    This was posted on another site. BOooo

  28. anon says:

    this was planned.
    they must of saw the other failbook post that was similar to this, it must of taken them ages to think this up.

    • The1andOnlyMe says:

      Did you learn this on your own, or did you see the other similar comments? It must have taken you ages to figure it out.

  29. Chadwick McDouchington III says:

    I would say “WIN,” except for all of the replies being within a couple of minutes of each other, so yeah: “staged.”

  30. Dave Davidson says:

    I wouldn’t worry about that Greece on the Turkey… It’s not like you’re going to catch some nasty Germany time soon.

    Props to me for trying to hard.

  31. Where's the delete button? says:

    Waste your reader’s time and annoy them… WIN!

  32. siddefinition says:

    HHAHA Raywilliamjohnson posted this!!!

  33. Pancake_day says:

    ‘a can of chile’, blatent setup for the next comment. I’d say fake and gay, but would be the third person to repost that.

  34. casty says:

    Shoulda said “I’ll Seattle for a can of Chile”!

  35. blind says:

    I didn’t think it was possible, but this “fail” is actually less original than Avatar.

  36. naruto893263243 says:

    LOL DIS IZ SO NT FAK BCUZ DEY R SO SMRT LOL!

  37. dunno says:

    can someone translate the whole thing into proper English,I don’t understand everything,especially the last part

    • LALA GALA says:

      Luisa, I am hungry.
      Then maybe you should check the refrigerator.
      I’m rushing to the kitchen.
      Maybe you will find some turkey.
      We have some but it is covered in a layer of grease.
      Ew, there is no way you can eat that.
      I think I’ll settle for a can of chile. (?)
      That sounds appetizing, I would love a canada chile as well.
      Then mark your name on the can.

      I’m not exactly sure what the last 2nd and 3rd lines are supposed to mean…”OTL

      Hope this helps! :D

      • sk627 says:

        Luisa, I am hungry.
        Then maybe you should check the refrigerator.
        I’m rushing to the kitchen.
        Maybe you will find some turkey.
        We have some but it is covered in a layer of grease.
        Ew, there is no way you can eat that.
        I think I’ll settle for a can of chili.
        That sounds appetizing, I would love a can of the chili as well.
        Then mark your name on the can.

  38. Torresfanatic says:

    I would Bolivia….but I don’t.

  39. iLaughed says:

    welp..i don’t check other sites so this was a *First for me. thought it was funny & clever. but the comments on here were CLASSIC! well done -rich guy round of applause-

  40. GOOOSSHH says:

    nerds r fashionable:)

  41. Executioner says:

    Funny, because I’m Hungarian… :)

  42. Strato says:

    Woo CHILE FTW!


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