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The Evaluation Stands

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  1. sadasf says:

    she sounds awesome

  2. Uber Cat says:

    thirst

  3. Bobicus says:

    To be fair, Orange is clearly quite special.
    Mentally.

  4. Dan says:

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMeh.

  5. Gabrielle says:

    I think the fail lies more in Orange’s spelling. It took me forever to figure out what he wrote.

    • ClariPossum says:

      Same here. That, and the run-on sentence(s?) and it all seems just a jumble of words strung together.

      • NeenerNee says:

        Now now… “words” is a bit of a stretch. “o”, “u” and “c” are not words. They’re letters.

        • Matt says:

          I believe the movie “The Happening” would have been much better if it had been only the people who refuse to spell properly that were killing themselves.

  6. enaid says:

    I honestly have no idea what Orange was trying to say.

    ????????????? huh?

  7. chris says:

    Sounds like my brother, stupid idiot, then again it means I don’t have to put up with his whining

  8. christyb_028 says:

    He is saying that if you know [Guys name blocked out] then you know the story but he was joking around with her and she f*cked [blocked out guys name] over status guy or vice versa.. Right?! Lol

  9. Psilence says:

    Can someone translate this to English, please?

  10. Canaduck says:

    God I hate when people use “lol” as punctuation. Why are you laughing at the fact that you love your wonderful girlfriend, lololol? What a moron.

  11. failuristic says:

    ffffffffffffffff–ck what the hell is orange saying? It might be his lack of oxygen to the brain, I mean ddaaammnn this is really f–king painful to interpret. x__e;

  12. LupeOneLeo says:

    Orange should be shot, have a long recovery period, then be shot again.

    LEARN TO SPELL PEOPLE!

  13. NeenerNee says:

    Oh* you* see* know* what*

    Orange person is attacking blue’s girlfriend like she’s the English language.

  14. MsBuzz says:

    I would defriend orange just because she can’t type. Her craziness would just give me the excuse to say goodbye.

  15. Laura says:

    TRANSLATION:
    Oh, you have a new girlfriend. I see. I hope she’s not a b-tch like your old girlfriend, right? You see, orange, if you know blue, then you know that his last girlfriend was a f-cking nut who f-cked him over, but he was just joking around with her.

  16. Orange says:

    I know a lot of people like orange here… sadly, if you killed them all, our country would only be run by BARLEY 20% of it’s current population >_>

  17. Gretgor says:

    The spelling… IT BURNS MY EYES!!!

  18. evilmutt says:

    Thats the problem with CEllphones, They have taken away the ability for Our Children to learn to Spell Proper words. Then They come to Fill in a Job Application and start using the TXTspeak that they learned on cellphones and then wonder why they do not get the JOb, Don’t Laugh, I have seen such Job applications

  19. Caitlyn says:

    Who says Lololol after saying they love someone?


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