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  1. jessica says:

    inappropriate.

  2. Uber Cat says:

    It must be twins in that case

  3. Andrew says:

    Oh that is wrong.

  4. &IShouldKnow says:

    Too…obvious….must….resist…

  5. amia says:

    Thats just…….*puts on sunglasses*
    Theme music plays- YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

  6. Lou Foregno says:

    Just wrong…

  7. Tarin says:

    wow, just, wow

  8. GuessWho says:

    OH SHIZZZ!!!

  9. An Idiot says:

    Someone call child services!

  10. Chris says:

    If she had practiced that, she wouldn’t be pregnant, would she!?

  11. Gustav says:

    Wow, how immature.

  12. Cletis says:

    With posts like this, the next cheezburger spinoff site will be FifthGradeSnickers.com.

  13. Breezy_Bree says:

    Wow, the world is full of immature people. In fact that is exactly what they are learning what to do at that stage. They sort of need to know how to do it when they are born, to you know, survive!!

  14. go4 says:

    I wish they didn’t censor out the second name, because I’m pretty sure it’s either Beavis or Butthead.

    Or maybe Beavis and Butthead work for failbook…

  15. noice says:

    win for the person with 5th grade humor…no one cares about your fetus

  16. Marvin says:

    All of you are just wrong. They’re ****ing babies, that’s what they do to survive: suck and swallow from bottle or breast (if the mother decides to breastfeed her baby).

    I hope they unfriended the jerk that made that comment.

    • Adrian says:

      “They’re ****ing babies”

      LOL

    • Big Z says:

      Now my biology may be a little rusty … but 13 weeks into the pregancy puts it at the biginning of the second trimester …..

      If she can breastfeed a baby at that point – THAT is some impressive (and not a little disturbing) physiology.

      I am however, reminded of a joke about triplets who are sitting around the womb talking about what they are going to be when they grow up.
      Foetus 1: Well I’m going to be an eletrician – because this place is dark as all get out, but with some mood lighting and a reading corner it could be great!
      Foetus 2: Me, I’m going to be a plumber, because well SOMEONE has to fix this drainage problem!
      Foetus 3: Well, I’m going to be a boxer.
      Foetus 1&2: A boxer? Why a boxer?!?!
      Foetus 3: Next time that bald barstard comes in here and spits on us, I’m going to smash his face in!!

  17. Akira says:

    Pedobear approves!

  18. aivanther says:

    Ah, the internet, where any and every bodily action has a sexual innuendo attached to it.

  19. D: says:

    so its true, whores come from the internet

  20. ya mama says:

    you people are just too sensitive! this is hilarious!!!

  21. MB says:

    Wrong…and childish.


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