Well thanks for all the love, and woah at all the threats… just for the record (as real dangerous perverts do occasionally make use of the internet I hear, it is not unwise to distinguish oneself from them) I was employing irony of the most arid kind in my remark.
Wow, the world is full of immature people. In fact that is exactly what they are learning what to do at that stage. They sort of need to know how to do it when they are born, to you know, survive!!
All of you are just wrong. They’re ****ing babies, that’s what they do to survive: suck and swallow from bottle or breast (if the mother decides to breastfeed her baby).
I hope they unfriended the jerk that made that comment.
Now my biology may be a little rusty … but 13 weeks into the pregancy puts it at the biginning of the second trimester …..
If she can breastfeed a baby at that point – THAT is some impressive (and not a little disturbing) physiology.
I am however, reminded of a joke about triplets who are sitting around the womb talking about what they are going to be when they grow up.
Foetus 1: Well I’m going to be an eletrician – because this place is dark as all get out, but with some mood lighting and a reading corner it could be great!
Foetus 2: Me, I’m going to be a plumber, because well SOMEONE has to fix this drainage problem!
Foetus 3: Well, I’m going to be a boxer.
Foetus 1&2: A boxer? Why a boxer?!?!
Foetus 3: Next time that bald barstard comes in here and spits on us, I’m going to smash his face in!!
inappropriate.
Is the definition of Failbook.
indeed-and they obv. has a dirty mind.
that should be “have”. been on cheezeburger way too long!
It’s not like the kid knows what they’re talking about!
Wowza…
You know, I think almost all pregnancy update sites phrase it that way…
It must be twins in that case
This comment is sick sick SICK!
OH GOD
ROFL!!!!! You hilarious sicko!
This is wrong on so many levels
true dat
I think I just kind of fell in love..
Oh hell no/yes.
Someone give this guy a medal, seriously!
I think I love you… still wrong though!
Oh my…
I don’t know what to say…
Should I congratulate your imagination or beat you senselessly?
Nah… I’ll congratulate you!
Perverted thinkers unite!
Well thanks for all the love, and woah at all the threats… just for the record (as real dangerous perverts do occasionally make use of the internet I hear, it is not unwise to distinguish oneself from them) I was employing irony of the most arid kind in my remark.
Laterz fellow weirdoZ.
Oh that is wrong.
Too…obvious….must….resist…
Thats just…….*puts on sunglasses*
Theme music plays- YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Just wrong…
wow, just, wow
OH SHIZZZ!!!
Jizz*
Someone call child services!
If she had practiced that, she wouldn’t be pregnant, would she!?
that’s what I was going to say
Wow, how immature.
Give the kid time. Penetration takes more coordination and training than you would think.
Win.
With posts like this, the next cheezburger spinoff site will be FifthGradeSnickers.com.
Your mom.
Wow, the world is full of immature people. In fact that is exactly what they are learning what to do at that stage. They sort of need to know how to do it when they are born, to you know, survive!!
Wow, pretty cynical to say that giving blow jobs is necessary for girls’ survival.
boys too…
no, boys need to know a different skill entirely!
SOME are better off learning to play trumpet …. But some might find it handy – like our friend up there ….
get your mind outta the gutter! oh sorry, didnt realise you were mind-impaired, i’ll go now.
WIN
woah… you are so smart… can I touch you?!
I wish they didn’t censor out the second name, because I’m pretty sure it’s either Beavis or Butthead.
Or maybe Beavis and Butthead work for failbook…
Cool story bro.
i think you missed the point of that meme
win for the person with 5th grade humor…no one cares about your fetus
All of you are just wrong. They’re ****ing babies, that’s what they do to survive: suck and swallow from bottle or breast (if the mother decides to breastfeed her baby).
I hope they unfriended the jerk that made that comment.
“They’re ****ing babies”
LOL
Win.
Pedobear passes the torch!
Why, yes. Actually they are.
Not into penetration yet, but they’ll get there; give ‘em time.
Now my biology may be a little rusty … but 13 weeks into the pregancy puts it at the biginning of the second trimester …..
If she can breastfeed a baby at that point – THAT is some impressive (and not a little disturbing) physiology.
I am however, reminded of a joke about triplets who are sitting around the womb talking about what they are going to be when they grow up.
Foetus 1: Well I’m going to be an eletrician – because this place is dark as all get out, but with some mood lighting and a reading corner it could be great!
Foetus 2: Me, I’m going to be a plumber, because well SOMEONE has to fix this drainage problem!
Foetus 3: Well, I’m going to be a boxer.
Foetus 1&2: A boxer? Why a boxer?!?!
Foetus 3: Next time that bald barstard comes in here and spits on us, I’m going to smash his face in!!
That’s f***ing hilarious!
Always aim to either please or nauseate. Not fussy which the end result is
Pedobear approves!
Ah, the internet, where any and every bodily action has a sexual innuendo attached to it.
Ohhh so true – this is why we visit the internets
so its true, whores come from the internet
you people are just too sensitive! this is hilarious!!!
I know – imagine if I told them about the best bit of having sex with twenty six year olds?
That there is twenty of them.
Wrong…and childish.
Not so much ‘childish’ as ‘foetal’