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  1. Spectr3 says:

    Well, the Lord just lost control.

  2. Pink Floyd says:

    fail in the a$$ hole!

  3. Pyro says:

    bwahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and now its on failbook, good job whoever uploaded this you only ruined a government investigation….although so did Kathy.

  4. thegriffin88 says:

    the lord is in control? what is this bs?

  5. Diana Princess of Wales says:

    Why do people keep saying these things are made up? I get so tired of conspiracy theories!

    • A sapient raccoon says:

      Agree, there are enough dumb people that there is no need to make these up. In this case, I can easily see someone new to Facebook mixing up a wall post with a private message.

    • qatie says:

      I think people are conspiring to make us think that everything is a conspiracy theory.

      • MacFeegle says:

        Actually, we’re conspiring to make you think we’re conspiring to make you think that everything is a conspiracy theory. If we can make you ridiculously paranoid about nonsense, you won’t attach any more importance to what actually matters than to what doesn’t. Ideally, the heightened state of paranoia will eventually wear you down to a point where you don’t care any more… and apathy is the best friend of conspiracies and plots, after all.

        Don’t mind the black car parked outside, by the way. They haven’t been given orders yet, but the guy in charge of that cell is one of those keen types and likes to be ready to jump into action, as it were. He’s such a scamp.

  6. Jake says:

    lol don’t quite get the whole story . . . i’m rly dumb can sum1 explain it to me? :/

  7. neau says:

    Well!! turned out some people are descendent’s of ass than ape.

  8. Hobson's Choice says:

    “Oh, and don’t worry Jeanette – I won’t blow your cover as a fellow whistleblower. Incidentally, the company bank account number is 443214-04562. The 443214-04563 account number I mentioned previously is actually my personal one. Haha! I often get them confused because they’re so similar. I wish they were more like yours – 445566-12345 – because it’s so easy to remember. My dad’s was like that. It was 123456-54321. My mum’s, on the other hand, was 947382-68432…

    • dicerotops says:

      And your security question is so creative! I would have never guessed your first pet’s name was Mr. Cat-astrophe! I worry though about someone guessing your mother’s maiden name since Smith is so popular in the US.

      • Fun Gus says:

        I once had to hack into one of my boss’s accounts for him when he forgot all of his passwords. The security question for the account was “What is 12 divided by two?” I thought he must have some sort of trick answer that only he would know… nope. The answer was “6″.

  9. Pols Voice says:

    I have absolutely no idea what this person is talking about.

    • Better than most says:

      Me neither, but this is for you – FWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHIIIIIISTLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

  10. Infinite Guy says:

    Failbook at its prime!

  11. Epictrollisepic says:

    Ok…. so this person is being a snitch? Cool. All I can think about is Bayonetta when I look at that name…

  12. Joel says:

    The entire staff, minus one, quit! Now the one gets fired for violation of non-disclosure!

  13. Ziva says:

    Oh Kathy. You’re such an idiot.

  14. pkticker says:

    How is it possible to send a message that ends up posted publicly? I’ve seen these kinds of goofups all the time, but I can’t figure how it’s possible.

  15. Unimpressed says:

    Ugh.. the lord is in control? That makes me sick. Way to remove all sense of accountability.

  16. Chuck Norris says:

    What word starts with P and ends with O,R,N?
    THAT’S RIGHT POPCORN!

    What object is hairy on the outside and moist in the inside?I’ll give you a hint it has the letters C,U,N,T.
    THAT’S RIGHT COCONUT!

    What starts with F and ends with U,C,K?
    THAT’S RIGHT!FIRETRUCK

    Pretty obvious huh?But I like the way you think.

  17. jeremy says:

    this is the saddest thing on the internet

  18. klinik interferon says:

    kumaha?

  19. KimJongIl says:

    This is what pop-culture does to your common sense.

  20. MacFeegle says:

    I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that someone was this stupid, or the fact that I only had to read the last sentence to predict what kind of stuff would be said in the comments. I suppose I should be thankful that the stupid eclipsed the other way it could have gone…

    • Roland B. Trollin says:

      Is your first name “Nac,” Mr. MacFeegle?
      Because if it is, you get an Internet.

      • MacFeegle says:

        Angus, actually. My branch dropped the “Nac” when we were exiled… er… *emigrated* to America. And you’re only the second person to have gotten the reference EVAR, so you get one, too.

        It’s kind of a pity that so few get the reference – I’d like to think that if they were familiar with where it comes from, they’d have a much better idea of how to interpret the things I say…

  21. just wondering says:

    Why is there a blur before Dept. of Revenue? Did they blur out “US”? Tell me why!!!

  22. LupeOneLeo says:

    Do people not have cell phones anymore? Seriously! Why would you put something this important on Facebook, especially if you’re not familiar with how it works?!

  23. bobsanidiot says:

    well i have always wondered what it would be like to find out someone on my friends list ended up on here and now i know. thanks aunt kathy…

  24. Daniel Linger says:

    And the Lord works in mysterious ways!

    Wish I could say the same for you. The Lawl’s a mere amateur compared to a God-bothering barm-pot like you.


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