kamasutra was created long before the Eiffel Tower was screwed together. How do you think the engineers figured out all the positions for the steel beams?
I always make sure I add ‘urban dictionary’ in the google search string… like I did now. and I would like to think it’s because I hang out with decent people that I did not know what this was. Hilarious.
exactly. She wouldn’t type “Eiffel tower” right, just by hearing it. So, she DOES know what the Eiffel tower is. What she doesn’t know is in which extent an high five on the top of her head is related to the Eiffel Tower… Apart from tristanangelo, you are all fail.
this isn’t really a fail. there’s a tv show in the uk called the it crowd, where ‘eiffel tower *hi-five*’ is a kind of catchphrase in one of the episodes.
If you watch the first episode of the last season of “The IT Crowd”, you’ll find out! Some guys say it, to ask a high-five. That is why they said it, I guess… But the chick didn’t know!
Seriously! The Eiffel Tower has been around for over 100 years. Knowing how to spell it has absolutely nothing to do with the connotation of high fiving and saying it. I didn’t know what it meant, and I can spell Eiffel Tower in 2 languages. I guess my party is spoiled.
Sometimes just commenting that they are trolls enlivens them to do better the next time, so it is best not to even comment that you think they may be a troll.
Samething with minecraft.
If you ignore the griefer,
they will go away. Then yoiu can
fix what they tor* down.
* So sew** me!
**WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN HERE?
Are you aware that “beag” means small ? :L
What you’re saying is “The small cat” and I think it’s meant to be “The Black Cat” in English, right? Then it’s “Tá an cat dubh”
oops, I wrote beag instead of dubh, i was referring to the cat part. In irish cat is cat but with ‘an’ infront it changes to ‘an gcat’. I am irish, although i have to admit my irish is not 100%
As far as I know, U2 is a band, and a band cannot be homosexual, only the individual members thereof, and as far as I know, Bono is heterosexual. (I’ll be nice and assume good faith, because the ‘other’ meaning of the word you might have intended to use is more worthy of a smack for your retarded homophobia.)
As for the Germans, true, they don’t speak Irish (at least not those who have never bothered studying it), but that doesn’t mean they can’t look up a dictionary.
Which I did, and you lost.
You fail.
*I* knew how to spell Eiffel Tower, and I have innocent angel ears. How does knowledge of sexual innuendo contribute to spelling ability, anyway? Please enlighten me.
Actually… I didn’t know that was a sexual position. I thought they were just imitating the structure of the Eiffel Tower, and she was just really ignorant… X_X
there’s a UK TV show called the IT crowd where in an episode, whenever the characters high five, they shout “eiffel tower!” (because I high five sort of looks like an eiffel tower made of flesh, if you squint a little but not really) However the phrase “eiffle tower” also means something else if you look it up on urban dictionary. Clearly she knew neither meaning.
*ahem*
When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.
-Urban dictionary. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20eiffel%20tower
May be a reference of the tv serie IT Crowd (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487831/), in the first episode of season four some guys high five this way… yelling Eiffel Tower!!!
Just to explain the joke here : One guy from behind, one guy get a bj from the front (of course) and then they highfive above the middleperson and scream eiffel tower, its a funny sexmove.. it doesn’t have anything to do with france or the actuall eiffel tower.
The joke is that she didn’t know what the funny thing was, she probebly knows what the eiffel tower is. THERE there you have the joke, damn dull internetpeople.
“A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.”
It´s not AN “Eiffel Tower” It´s THE “Eiffel tower”…
You Yanks are really something… Know how to spell it but not what it is?
Not ALL of you are idiots, just the majority…
She wasn’t asking what the Eiffel tower is, she wanted to know what that term had to do with two guys high-fiving over her head.
But don’t worry, just because you didn’t get that EVEN THOUGH IT IS EXPLAINED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE POSTS ABOVE YOU doesn’t mean you’re an idiotic Yank.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU STUPID, STUPID CHILDREN. The Eiffel Tower, or La Tour Eiffel en francais, is an actual structure. I happen to know the girl that posted this. She took 3 years of French in high school. She knows what the ACTUAL Eiffel Tower is. So yes, she knows how to spell it. How about you all jump off the internet and do some reading.
As said above, I submitted this, she’s the nicest girl ever, and she wouldn’t have posted it without being legitimately curious. I just found it too hilarious to not pass on. Guess I’m a bad person, but whatever.
Why is people so ignorant?
Eiffel Tower: iron lattice tower located on the Champ de Mars in Paris that has become both a global icon of France and one of the most recognizable structures in the world.
You’re welcome.
(And if you pretend to correct any spelling/grammar mistake, please don’t say anything about the Why is people so ignorant? , because my mother tongue is Spanish and I’m just 13 )
The reason the I.T. Crowd nerds announce “Eiffel Tower” when “High-fiveing” is because they imagine actually doing the the sexual act, in much the same way that a small child will make fart noises and consider it humourous.
I don’t understand how people are so stupid nowadays that they actually think “an”Eiffel Tower is purely sexual and don’t know what THE Eiffel Tower is. Sad, sad day.
I can’t believe the number of people who went to Urban Dictionary! You’re all dirty people. It’s definitely an IT Crowd reference – the guys do an upwards high five and call it an Eiffel Tower.
Trio!
nope, you need four ppl for an Eiffel Tower.
2 men, 1 girl and an unfortunate soul who takes the picture because otherwise nobody will ever believe you.
and that children is how “pics or it didn’t happen” was claimed all around the interwebz.
someone went to urbandictionary :-p
Oh goodness..
She doesn’t know what it is, but can spell it correctly? Yeah, right…
it’s a building aswel..you know.
world architecture knowledge fail?
Nope….Not that Eiffel Tower…. the other one
But since they’re spelled the same, it doesn’t matter which one you’re referring to… you only need to know how to spell it once
Well… I guess she’ll find out tonight.
…by looking in a French travel book!
Aaah ha ha ha. Funny!
Or kamasutra
kamasutra was created long before the Eiffel Tower was screwed together. How do you think the engineers figured out all the positions for the steel beams?
they put them everywhere where no air was supposed to be?
We in Britain just have BIG BEN…or the TOWER OF LONDON…either one is more kinky than the “French” effort..
Good one Churchill.
Mommy, does that mean Richard and Patrick are in French class?
I wouldn’t have known what that meant if it wasn’t for urbandictionary…
likewise
Ditto
thank you urban dictionary
Same.
my facebook status vs. google search….
I always make sure I add ‘urban dictionary’ in the google search string… like I did now. and I would like to think it’s because I hang out with decent people that I did not know what this was.
Hilarious.
I had to look it up too lallie, don’t feel badly about being a decent person.
I think she was asking about the Eiffel Tower in relation to the high-five.
urban dictionary it, youll see what theyre planning
“What they’re ‘PLANNING’”?… uh, how ’bout, “What they DID”
If they were high-fiving above her head, maybe it was ongoing. In which case… all that AND typing on facebook, this girl has got skills!
Yeah, I think we got that.
I think it’s too late now
exactly. She wouldn’t type “Eiffel tower” right, just by hearing it. So, she DOES know what the Eiffel tower is. What she doesn’t know is in which extent an high five on the top of her head is related to the Eiffel Tower… Apart from tristanangelo, you are all fail.
Seriously? You think no one here understands that her confusion was not on the subject but the context? Okay, sure, you keep thinking that.
stupid people is stupid…
are*
*arrrrrrrrrrrrr
chiis*
*is be
stupid people: is be stupid
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eiffel-Tower-High-Five
Google search will not help you unless you are google searching “Urban dictionary”
Jeez the internet is wasted on you kids!
I thought we called that tower bridging…
this isn’t really a fail. there’s a tv show in the uk called the it crowd, where ‘eiffel tower *hi-five*’ is a kind of catchphrase in one of the episodes.
this is instantly what I thought of.
thank god someone got the reference
“Eiffel tower” when high-fiving is in reference to The IT Crowd, a UK comedy show, actually. Me and my friends to it all the time
And now, if you do check it out in Urban Dictionary, you’ll find that some folks will take the reference somewhere else entirely.
Somewhat like how the British react when an American says they’re putting on their fanny pack.
THANK YOU! Finally!
If you watch the first episode of the last season of “The IT Crowd”, you’ll find out! Some guys say it, to ask a high-five. That is why they said it, I guess… But the chick didn’t know!
Either her friends have a rather disgusting sense of humor, or she has the worst Facebook addiction EVER…
I submitted this, and I just gotta say, she is really the nicest person I’ve ever met, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was her friends being strange.
Sorry to spoil the party, but I think she knew what it meant. Otherwise she wouldn’t have known how to spell it.
How does knowing how to spell “Eiffel Tower” have anything to do with the sexual meaning of this post?
Seriously! The Eiffel Tower has been around for over 100 years. Knowing how to spell it has absolutely nothing to do with the connotation of high fiving and saying it. I didn’t know what it meant, and I can spell Eiffel Tower in 2 languages. I guess my party is spoiled.
um………………how do I comment? Are they being serious, having a laugh, trolling?
Best to just ignore. Trolls go away if you don’t give them the life-giving attention they crave.
Sometimes just commenting that they are trolls enlivens them to do better the next time, so it is best not to even comment that you think they may be a troll.
Samething with minecraft.
If you ignore the griefer,
they will go away. Then yoiu can
fix what they tor* down.
* So sew** me!
**WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN HERE?
I was serious. I didn’t know there was a sexual innuendo, I thought she was just too ignorant to know what the Eiffel Tower was…
So, by your logic, only people that have taken part in that particular position know how to spell Eiffel Tower?
Really?
/facepalm
By my logic, not all people who know how to spell ‘Eiffel Tower’ know its sexual innuendo. Me included. ^^;
are you aware that your “irish” username is gramatically incorrect? The correct translation of “The black cat” is “An gCat beag”. BEATCH!!!!1!
Incorrect. An Cat Dubh is in fact correct. AND: I’m British living in Ireland. For shame. Go home and study moar.
Are you aware that “beag” means small ? :L
What you’re saying is “The small cat” and I think it’s meant to be “The Black Cat” in English, right? Then it’s “Tá an cat dubh”
So nope, their username is right
I have rosetta stone for gaelic….dude…props. I got through 1 lesson and got a 70%. I stepped away and decided to go back to Japanese.
I AM Irish.
He’s just saying that gaelic is hard.
Same here. “:)” is right, beag means small.
oops, I wrote beag instead of dubh, i was referring to the cat part. In irish cat is cat but with ‘an’ infront it changes to ‘an gcat’. I am irish, although i have to admit my irish is not 100%
Um, there is a U2 song called ‘An Cat Dubh’, as well as an Irish folk-rock band from Germany that goes by that name.
ye but U2 are gay and germans don’t speak irish. So eh, ye…..
As far as I know, U2 is a band, and a band cannot be homosexual, only the individual members thereof, and as far as I know, Bono is heterosexual. (I’ll be nice and assume good faith, because the ‘other’ meaning of the word you might have intended to use is more worthy of a smack for your retarded homophobia.)
As for the Germans, true, they don’t speak Irish (at least not those who have never bothered studying it), but that doesn’t mean they can’t look up a dictionary.
Which I did, and you lost.
You fail.
I’m Irish too. We don’t need rosetta stone, we know our language. Plus Gaelic usually refers to Scotch Language. Gaelge is Irish.
That’s what I was thinking.
*I* knew how to spell Eiffel Tower, and I have innocent angel ears. How does knowledge of sexual innuendo contribute to spelling ability, anyway? Please enlighten me.
It doesn’t. I wasn’t aware of the presence of a sexual innuendo ._.
Actually… I didn’t know that was a sexual position. I thought they were just imitating the structure of the Eiffel Tower, and she was just really ignorant… X_X
Ok maybe someone can explain me this one
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel%20tower&defid=1242963
You are sneaky, sir.
Urbandictionary.com is your friend.
Let me demonstrate it too you.
go to urbandiction.com and type in “eiffel tower”. first result and you’ll have your answer…
there’s a UK TV show called the IT crowd where in an episode, whenever the characters high five, they shout “eiffel tower!” (because I high five sort of looks like an eiffel tower made of flesh, if you squint a little but not really) However the phrase “eiffle tower” also means something else if you look it up on urban dictionary. Clearly she knew neither meaning.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel%20tower&defid=1242963
*ahem*
When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower.
-Urban dictionary.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=the%20eiffel%20tower
May be a reference of the tv serie IT Crowd (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0487831/), in the first episode of season four some guys high five this way… yelling Eiffel Tower!!!
Kinky.
Adds a whole new meaning to frenching, doesn’t it.
But do they have to wear berets and have those pretentious pencil thin mustaches as well?
Just to explain the joke here : One guy from behind, one guy get a bj from the front (of course) and then they highfive above the middleperson and scream eiffel tower, its a funny sexmove.. it doesn’t have anything to do with france or the actuall eiffel tower.
The joke is that she didn’t know what the funny thing was, she probebly knows what the eiffel tower is. THERE there you have the joke, damn dull internetpeople.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eiffel-Tower-High-Five
I think Eiffell tower reference comes from “The I.T crowd”
If you have never I suggest you lot watch it very funny 
A much less exciting option is the Leaning Tower of Pisa, where the guy can’t quite get it up, and the girl is nowhere to be seen…
This is why homosexuals and Frenchmen have a bad reputation.
Please try to avoid tautology in your comments. It is considered bad style.
You are awarded +20 Internets for that awesomeness!
And don’t forget about the Pony.
You only call her a pony when she is wearing blinders, bit, and bridle…
Seriously. This is less funny if you think logically. If you’d rather laugh, then *insert apathetic comment here*
I personally thought it was hilarious.
i defiantly just peed myself from laughing.
Well, if one must pee oneself, one may as well be defiant about it.
“A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.”
ridiculously scripted and fake
Yeah sure… she doesnt know what the eiffel tower is, but still knows how to spell it… as go4 said “ridiculously scripted and fake”
How? Because I know how to spell “Eiffel Tower” and don’t get the reference.
I had no idea what an “Eiffel Tower” was until I looked it up and, guess what! *I* knew how to spell it before I looked it up!
Not ALL of us are idiots who only know how to spell something because it’s an obscure sexual deviance.
Some of us are really smart and awesome spellers but happen to be clueless.
It´s not AN “Eiffel Tower” It´s THE “Eiffel tower”…
You Yanks are really something… Know how to spell it but not what it is?
Not ALL of you are idiots, just the majority…
No, it’s not THE Eiffel Tower, because there can be more than one. All you need is three willing sexual deviants.
Well, I think Mac knew what THE Eiffel Tower is. But, he didn’t know what AN “Eiffel Tower” is.
Capisci?
She wasn’t asking what the Eiffel tower is, she wanted to know what that term had to do with two guys high-fiving over her head.
But don’t worry, just because you didn’t get that EVEN THOUGH IT IS EXPLAINED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE POSTS ABOVE YOU doesn’t mean you’re an idiotic Yank.
Because obviously you’re not a Yank.
*scratches head*
If “Yanks are really something”, what are you? nothing? a troll? a stupid frenchman?
I would think that hanging out here would make you more aware that being able to spell and knowing a lot of slang are very often mutually exclusive.
oh, no, it has NOTHING to do with the fact that the Eiffel Tower is an actual place, nor that Facebook will spell it for you >_>
Amen.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU STUPID, STUPID CHILDREN. The Eiffel Tower, or La Tour Eiffel en francais, is an actual structure. I happen to know the girl that posted this. She took 3 years of French in high school. She knows what the ACTUAL Eiffel Tower is. So yes, she knows how to spell it. How about you all jump off the internet and do some reading.
As said above, I submitted this, she’s the nicest girl ever, and she wouldn’t have posted it without being legitimately curious. I just found it too hilarious to not pass on. Guess I’m a bad person, but whatever.
Eiffel tower means you just announced to all your facebook friends that you are a skeeze who got tag-teamed hahaha
This sounds fun but I want to be one of the people giving the high five
high five!
You, two bi guys, a strap-on.
Thats all you need.
I thought it was obvious based on her description. Why so much confusion?
Erm…. Is it just me who gets the IT crowd reference and not a blatant sexual perversion?
What an absolute groundhog’s day of a thread. Tautology indeed! (Definition may be found in a REAL dictionary.)
Why is people so ignorant?
)
Eiffel Tower: iron lattice tower located on the Champ de Mars in Paris that has become both a global icon of France and one of the most recognizable structures in the world.
You’re welcome.
(And if you pretend to correct any spelling/grammar mistake, please don’t say anything about the Why is people so ignorant? , because my mother tongue is Spanish and I’m just 13
Why *are* people so ignorant?
Presume, not pretend.
I’m 49, my mother tongue is sarcasm, and I correct 13-year-olds on a daily basis.
It’s because they can only feel important when they bash people on the internet. If they tried irl they would get beat down.
You fail.
She wasn’t asking what the Eiffel tower is, she wanted to know what that term had to do with two guys high-fiving over her head.
But don’t worry, just because you didn’t get that EVEN THOUGH IT IS EXPLAINED OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN TH EPOSTS ABOVE YOU doesn’t mean you’re ignorant.
Well, okay, it DOES mean that, but we won’t hold it against you, kid.
Doesn’t anybody know that this is actually called a London Bridge? Not an Eiffel Tower???
Made same innocent (and in a funny, not sexual situation) mistake as she did, but my people actually knew the name of the position..
The reason the I.T. Crowd nerds announce “Eiffel Tower” when “High-fiveing” is because they imagine actually doing the the sexual act, in much the same way that a small child will make fart noises and consider it humourous.
Finger cuffs plus a high 10
I don’t understand how people are so stupid nowadays that they actually think “an”Eiffel Tower is purely sexual and don’t know what THE Eiffel Tower is. Sad, sad day.
I can’t believe the number of people who went to Urban Dictionary! You’re all dirty people. It’s definitely an IT Crowd reference – the guys do an upwards high five and call it an Eiffel Tower.
All I can say is wow!! :O
NOBODY watches the IT CROWD? so lame…
I’ve always called it a ‘spit roast’.. never heard the eiffel tower one before
I dare call it a fake. How come she spelled it correctly, not to mention a capital ‘E’ and ‘T’?