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iPod > Freedom

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  1. Antonio says:

    iPods are great.

  2. Tony says:

    Who Cares?

  3. Heh says:

    Let him eat s**t and die

  4. htbaafly says:

    He actually has good grammar and spelling for a crimenal…

  5. John says:

    How come it sais “Facebook from iPHONE”?

  6. Robert A. Booey says:

    Don’t look at me like that. Criminals need love too. But they gotta PAY!!!

  7. jessica says:

    Guy can afford an iphone and ipod but needs 10 days to come up with 120 bucks? Douche is right.

  8. Bateras says:

    that kind of ppl should be dead. public money to trash… fuuuck

  9. John says:

    They can take my iPod, but they will never take my FREEDOM…

    wait, switch that.

  10. Anony says:

    Wow. Just wow. Buys an iPod instead of trying to stay out of jail. Obviously his priorities are a lil skewed.

  11. Red_Avatar says:

    and here I thought Mac fanboys were well earning wussies … seems at lease some are jail mates :p

  12. Wilson says:

    The last .2 is the important part, so yes.

  13. Justice says:

    Sadly, the youth in the US are growing up to be extraordinarily self absorbed. I mean, he has a few hundred bucks. He needs to pay a fine or go to jail (again), but chooses to buy an iPod instead and refuses to sell it to stay out of jail.

    I seriously hope he went back in, and had an inmate smash his iPod and make sweet sweet jail love to him.

    • Danae?! says:

      No, there are just idiots in the US as there are everywhere else. Canada, for instance. Mexico. Apparently Sweden’s a big one.

  14. Tony says:

    Seriously, who cares ?

  15. Kuroro says:

    it’s 16.666$ for the .2 from his 1.2… not 20$

  16. andria says:

    If I had seen this on my friends page, I might be willing to help out until the ‘How about no.’ comment. Sorry sucka, you’re on your own.

  17. heckbird says:

    Go to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $120.

  18. narcil says:

    How hard can it be to earn $120? If he showed a little initiative, like a willingness to do two or three jobs around his neighborhood (absolutely no double entendre implied, you pervets), he could earn that money real fast.

  19. Pols Voice says:

    I can sh!t out $120. And then I can use it as toilet paper for my next 120-dollar sh!t.

  20. Captain Homo says:

    hahah it makes me laugh :)

  21. Patrick says:

    I’m going to guess that the iPod was stolen.

  22. Reecer6r says:

    Actually, my favorite part was Garret’s post.

  23. t-rex says:

    Is it an iPod or an iPhone? It looks to me that it was an iPhone since the post says “upload via iPhone”

  24. Tim says:

    Did he steal it or something? 40 minutes after he posted from his iPod, he had to go to come up with money. Maybe he can’t sell it because they took it back and are arresting him for robbery.

  25. D says:

    iPod > or = to freedom


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