Actually site is real. just spent about 20 minutes looking at it, and have to say that a ton of things do not belong on there. Meat does not make you fat. I can agree with all the junk food, bacon, 2 foot tall sandwiches etc. But not a normal meal of meat.
They put it inside a ball of batter i think so its still liquid and cold but the batter is deep fried. Also when did the person using my name become a regular post-er .-.
No one says everything is bigger in the south. Everything is bigger in Texas. Things are pretty much normal sized in the rest of the south but they are indeed fried.
Deep fried… frito pie?! I must have this amazing concoction. Fried Oreos and butter are kind of meh. But frito pie is amazing,only frying could make it better.
NC State Fair has deep fried Frito pie and fried Oreos. Also, fried Ho-Hos, fried Twinkies, fried PB&J….Texas doesn’t have a monopoly on frying things that should not be fried.
yeah, NC has all that stuff. Probably travel around to a bunch of state fairs, those folks make some major $$ for a week. I think the trick to frying is freezing stuff first, then batter and fry it.
As an avid explorer of all of the “things that should not be fried,” I can tell you that the key to many of them is batter. Some things will just fall completely apart without batter (like anything chocolate).
Yeah, the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto just had deep fried butter for the first time this past summer. I don’t think I ever want to try it. Sounds like death.
Oddly enough I’d be willing to try a KFC Double Down at least one time. Probably has the same number of calories and fat…
I’m so sick of people making jokes like this. It’s not what you eat that makes you fat! It’s how often you eat it, and what you do between meals! I can eat ANYTHING I want (with obvious none edible exceptions) and I’ve always been thin.
Went to the fair yesterday, and as I am catching up on Failbook this lovely morning, I am eating the rest of my Gourmet Chocolate Turtle Funnelcake. It is delicious. Tried the chocolate covered bacon, but it wasn’t anything to write home about.
You – you’re FAIL again -_-
wut?
Not sure if troll?
Jesus, I wanted to to post that message to my facebook friends who capture their meal before eating- Few of them happens to be so fat too LOL.
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haha, I live in NC and I went to the fair on Tuesday, I don’t see how anyone would want to eat that.
It’s not a southern thing. Every been to Buffalo NY? They like to bend the laws of physics in order to fry the unfryable.
Because it’s frickin’ DELICIOUS is why!! Eaten by me, @ nc state fair, 10-15-2010. WITH bacon! AND cheese!
It’s already a real website.
Waaaaay too late for that.
And while we’re at it, ThisIsWhyYoureHuge.com is also taken.
Dammit! Foiled again!
Actually site is real. just spent about 20 minutes looking at it, and have to say that a ton of things do not belong on there. Meat does not make you fat. I can agree with all the junk food, bacon, 2 foot tall sandwiches etc. But not a normal meal of meat.
Bacon is meat.
Shoulda gone to the State Fair of Texas… their vendors had stuff like Deep Fried Frito Pie, Fried Oreos, Fried Margaritas and even Fried Beer!
I think that “everything is bigger in the south” should have “AND FRIED” added.
….how do you fry beer…….
It is only physically possible in Texas.
They put it inside a ball of batter i think so its still liquid and cold but the batter is deep fried. Also when did the person using my name become a regular post-er .-.
She’s not using your name. You are E. She is actually F. With a hard-on.
Of course, I should have known…
No one says everything is bigger in the south. Everything is bigger in Texas. Things are pretty much normal sized in the rest of the south but they are indeed fried.
and fried butter.
Deep fried… frito pie?! I must have this amazing concoction. Fried Oreos and butter are kind of meh. But frito pie is amazing,only frying could make it better.
NC State Fair has deep fried Frito pie and fried Oreos. Also, fried Ho-Hos, fried Twinkies, fried PB&J….Texas doesn’t have a monopoly on frying things that should not be fried.
yeah, NC has all that stuff. Probably travel around to a bunch of state fairs, those folks make some major $$ for a week. I think the trick to frying is freezing stuff first, then batter and fry it.
As an avid explorer of all of the “things that should not be fried,” I can tell you that the key to many of them is batter. Some things will just fall completely apart without batter (like anything chocolate).
…with a deep fried twinkie on the side. mmmmm…. XP
dont forget the fried bacon at the TX state fair… LoL havent been nor eaten it but i have heard and see pictures of it
Bacon is always fried.. unless you mean it was battered and deep fried. That’s probably amazing.
bacon is the candy of meats………. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Not True. Lane Meyer’ mom boiled the bacon in ‘Better Off Dead’. Ewww, boiled bacon.
Yeugh, better off dead indeed.
My friend told me they had fried butter at the Indiana State Fair. I asked her what it tasted like and she said it was just a big dough ball. Yuck!
Yeah, the Canadian National Exhibition in Toronto just had deep fried butter for the first time this past summer. I don’t think I ever want to try it. Sounds like death.
Oddly enough I’d be willing to try a KFC Double Down at least one time. Probably has the same number of calories and fat…
I’m so sick of people making jokes like this. It’s not what you eat that makes you fat! It’s how often you eat it, and what you do between meals! I can eat ANYTHING I want (with obvious none edible exceptions) and I’ve always been thin.
I can eat anything too, in moderation.
People who say they can eat “anything” don’t realise that they tend to eat this “anything” in moderation.
I had a deep-fried milky way the other day mmmmmmmmm
I get heartburn just thinking about it o_O
LOL, it’s funny because he’s fat.
is he? hard to tell from tiny pic.
THIS IS WHY I’M FAT
That is all.
Win!
So, you’re fat huh?
If you only eat crap like that at the fair once a year, you ain’t gonna get fat.
Mind you, I wouldn’t eat crap like that anytime, but that’s not the point.
Wait … what?
That’s food?!?
Nailed it!
The irony of that is that the Krispy Kreme Burger is one of the lower calorie items on thisiswhyyourefat.com.
Ah. It’s the donut hamburger… Jim Gaffigan wasn’t too far off.
Now they just need a diet one… for the variety.
I was hoping this joke would come up…!
Technically, he said a doughnut ham hamburger. But I think this is going to be the second best.
I don’t think they should make a diet one, tbh…it’d be like the Lean Pockets. You wouldn’t want to know what’s in it.
Krispy Kreme is the best! I’ve never heard of a burger, though. Weird.
Yeah, this post is pointless.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
i went to this state fair and saw these things. THEY DEFY NATURE. THEY MUST DIIIEEEE.
Really? Do I need to do this again?
Ahh Luther Burger you have destroyed another artery. Congratulations.
What’s really sad is that I’m thin, and I would eat that. Lol.
Aw i miss going to that! haha but i seriously would never even consider eating something that gross :S
Went to the fair yesterday, and as I am catching up on Failbook this lovely morning, I am eating the rest of my Gourmet Chocolate Turtle Funnelcake. It is delicious. Tried the chocolate covered bacon, but it wasn’t anything to write home about.
Eww!