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  1. OWL says:

    I like turtles.

  2. somebodyman says:

    HAHAHAHA. She got busted for being fake.

  3. randomdood says:

    BURNED!

  4. WaitWut says:

    Hang on…how is having blue eyes considered fake? I’ve seen Asians with eyes that aren’t brown before…

    • D says:

      It’s really, really rare for Asians to have blue eyes, meaning she was probably wearing colored contacts. Even if she was half-Asian and one of her parents was blonde and blue-eyed, she would probably have brown or black hair and brown eyes, as blonde & blue are both recessive traits. She also had dyed blonde hair, thus contributing to the fake.

    • AI says:

      Asian do not usually have blue eyes because it’s genetically impossible. Trust me, I’m an asian living in asia for the past (long , long time) and no one I know has blue eyes.

      But there is this nice thing called contacts which we wear …

      • Xenobio says:

        Argh it totally freaks me out when I see girls wearing blue or hazel contacts. They look like zombies. Especially the cheap ones where the iris pattern is badly printed so you can see the stripes.

      • snowfie says:

        So that whole “Memior of a Geisha” with the girl with “eyes like deep water” was impossible?

  5. Chuck Norris says:

    She’s probably Made in China

  6. anon says:

    failbook sucks so hard now T_T

  7. Hitler says:

    That’s what… he said?

  8. Notreallyjesus says:

    Mmm I like that look. d;

  9. Miss Silver says:

    BURN!!!

  10. britbrat20 says:

    Blonde haired blue eyed Asian sounds pretty cute! I see no difference in that than white people who go to tanning beds.

  11. KZN02 says:

    Hair dye and colored contact lens?

  12. Fun Gus says:

    This had 666 “likes”, and I changed it to 667 so Satan doesn’t get us. You’re all welcome.

  13. George says:

    I guess you could say she’s A PHONY!!!! A BIG FAT PHONY!!! HEY!! EVERYONE LOOK AT THE PHONY!!!

  14. Tiru says:

    I’m guessing she probably lives in North America. It’s more likely she’s trying to blend in with the white majority.

  15. Me says:

    It could be a photo of Pamela Anderson for all we know… Not everyone has their own photos displayed on their facebook profile pic.

    • Xenobio says:

      I had Major Samantha Carter from Stargate for a while, seriously doubt anybody could have mistaken her for me…I’m a 100% natural Chinese XD

  16. Kimbit says:

    Why would anyone dislike this??

  17. Arth says:

    I had a picture of a Border Collie for a while, which was a bit of a cheat cos I’m actually a Great Dane, I just have image problems over my height and like to portray myself online as fun and bubbly.

  18. RJ says:

    I would. I love Asians.

  19. pranav says:

    I think she meant that, she hates ppl who judge others as “phony/fake” … so in that sense its okay for her to be fake … jus my .02$

  20. peegies says:

    asl op


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