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Also, You’re Adopted

Also, You're Adopted

Submitted by: Josh Taylor

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  1. Tony says:

    Who cares?

  2. E says:

    Your uncle’s also dead, your boobs are now 32C, and Tony doesn’t care.
    Big week.

  3. funnehkat says:

    OH YEAH?! How would you know if I was adopted?!

    • ScreamingDeaf says:

      The color of your skin.

    • G-NAZI says:

      These jokes just go right over your head, don’t they?

      • funnehkat says:

        Oh yeah, because it’s so hard to see the difference between white skin and white skin, and by judging you “Name” I assume you actually my be deaf, so you probably can’t here any people coming over to beat the crap out of you…

        • Maggie says:

          I know people don’t really care about spelling/grammar mistakes, but your spelling quite concerns me dear…
          “and by judging you “Name” I assume you actually my be deaf” I can’t even correct this sentence because I don’t know what you meant. You were replying to G-NAZI and talking about someone being deaf, when clearly the deaf one is “ScreamingDeaf” ;)
          And also, “here”. Are you being serious?! I mean, we all sometimes make typos, but that final e wasn’t a typo, you clearly don’t know how to write.
          If I did have any spelling/grammar I apologize, but if I make a mistake it won’t be as bad as yours because my native language is Spanish (;

  4. Nahhh says:

    They had really goooood drugs back then.

  5. llort says:

    They are american. That explains it

  6. x says:

    I’m shocked the submitter didn’t add a “MOM” and “DAUGHTER” tag to this…

  7. Meh says:

    I had to tell a friend’s mom that the year was wrong as well. She pegged her firstborn two years younger than she really was.

    My mom got the date and year wrong.

  8. Neil says:

    Maybe the daughter hasn’t had her 24th birthday yet?

  9. i dunno guise says:

    Maybe they raised her saying she was a year older than she really was, then one beautiful day she gets sad because she’s thirty and her mom finally tells her she’s not really 30, but 29 and it was all a joke all along… or maybe my imagination runs too far.

  10. Poppy.O says:

    Meh, my Da never remembered what year I was born. It sucked when it came to getting my asthma meds the one day using his insurance.

  11. Maggie says:

    My dad doesn’t remember my Birthday, and my brothers’ birthday. He doesn’t even knows my mom’s birthday…

  12. icy says:

    ironically, that’s exactly 10 years before my birthday.


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