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Take it to the Inbox!

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  1. lalala says:

    oh dear. Seriously TMI hahaha

  2. twatslapper says:

    O_o…CAPS ASWELL EH? ZUPER! lulz

  3. Corporate Whore says:

    Kids these days…have to feel it necessary to be open (with everyone) with their gayness.

  4. Giggidy says:

    What. The. F*ck.

    Is this the average relationship now?

  5. #include says:

    Public domain messaging fail.

  6. Soress says:

    only thing I liked about this was the smiley faces for avatars.

  7. Johann says:

    I seriously think that people too ignorant to use private messages for this sort of communication should not be allowed to breed.

    • nnahoJ says:

      I seriously think that people too repressed to have even thought that these people dont give a toss, and are mearly expressing themselves in a fashion that suits them, should not be allowed to breed.

      • Kat says:

        Duh, the point is that they shouldn’t do it in a public forum. It isn’t even a question of “should they express themselves freely in a sexual manner” it’s “do I have to be party to the sex lives of others on my own FB?” Also, depending on how you feel about male-female relationships and how high your tolerance is for the feeble-minded, that interaction is just sad and gross on many levels. It leaves a stain in the mind.

      • Cletis says:

        I think that trolls who use a backwards-spelled version of another poster’s username should be forcibly sterilized. Sans anesthetic.

    • Lolover says:

      People incapable of using grammar taught is fourth grade should not be allowed to breed.

  8. Laguna says:

    Daily feed for the win.

  9. Ha? says:

    Lick you?

  10. go4 says:

    nice touch with the smiley faces

  11. Asbestos says:

    I like the little smiley faces they put over the pictures.

    They’re probably like 15 too. Stupid kids these days…

  12. laifbolg says:

    really the smiley faces amplified how stupid the poster is (blue), also using caps lock does not make signs unecessary, signs is not there only to show you where you are going to have the next big letter, it is to make sentences give some meaning.

  13. Blake says:

    ‘All of it, but mainly the part that said you want me,’ or in short, all of it?

  14. I WANT TO FEEL YOU ALL OVER says:

    YES, THERE TOO

  15. Neil (SM) says:

    LOL, “what part?”

    Um, the part where you said, “need I say more,”. The only correct response to that question is, “Er, nevermind.”

  16. E says:

    1) The caps make it sound kind of scary and forceful.

    2) GET AN INBOX.

    3)… 2 kind of cancelled out 1.

  17. Ninjapwn says:

    I favourited for the smiley faces xDD

  18. x says:

    “NEED I SAY MORE?”

    What more is there to say?? I can’t even imagine…

  19. uprising resistance says:

    for god sake will you PLEASE come up with some new fails to post failbook? this one has been done twice already in the last few weeks!! all this repeat posting is getting a bit lame!

    • no it hasn't says:

      Oh yeah? Find it. Does your ass hurt from pulling out all those random statistics? I bet you don’t even look at the voting pages – there’s like 2 new pages of sh*t every day.

  20. ThatDarnCat says:

    Situational awareness, yur doin it wrong!

  21. nunya says:

    HAHAH thats great :) :)

  22. Ryan says:

    I like the smiley faces. People should start using those more often.

  23. Melee says:

    I have friends like this. The fact that they try so hard to have a publicly wonderful relationship makes me think it’s not going to last.

  24. dr4nk d00d says:

    “you want me period” srsly?

  25. Better than most says:

    Teh Pld, this was posted some weeks ago. On this site.

  26. ThePasswordIsRawr says:

    I like how the whole thing is one, big, long, unpunctuated, caps-locked sentence(save the last four words).

  27. Brinneh says:

    “i want to do you”
    LOL

  28. idiot says:

    dude, It’s kinda poetic.
    and blue dude “I want to do you”

  29. lulz says:

    Is it just me or is it kinda funny that he says “I want to feel you all over (yes, there too)”?

    Wow. I think facebook is the wrong place to tell the world you want your gf to massage your anus.


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