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Heel-larious

Submitted by: Mike Pants

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  1. random guy says:

    Ummm… what?

  2. whocares says:

    or just soul food? never heard of it?

  3. Vince says:

    No sunglasses?

    No YEEEEEEEEEEEAH?

    I approve.

  4. Atheist_Phish says:

    Looks like a set up to me…

    • Cpt. Obvious says:

      Definitely… Who the **** asks “What do your shoes eat?” just like that? Some spinning around it first would be more convincing…

      • Chris says:

        Are you kidding? ALL my friends are big enough smartasses that they’d say something like that if I said I bought my shoes lunch. You must have boring friends.

      • Kriss Roxx says:

        Agreed with Chris here… you have boring friends who don’t enjoy the humour in going along with something completely stupid.

        • Cpt. Obvious says:

          OK, then look at the initial post. “I boiught the most beautiful shoes during lunch”?
          Who the hell buys shoes during lunch, for then to post on facebook that they actually bought them during lunch?! They could say “I just bought the prettiest shoes xox” or something like that, but come on…

          • Mike Pants says:

            My best friend does, obviously. Her shoe closet is bigger than most NYC bedrooms.

          • GuessWho says:

            actually, you’d be surprised. people even tell where they’re at now (which is extremely stalker-ish/creepy). That’s probably why it’s not that big of a deal that she said ‘lunch.’ Plus, she may have not been hungry and decided to do something different for her lunch time.

          • ThatDarnCat says:

            She probably tagged herself at the store where she bought the shoes…

      • MsBuzz says:

        What other question would you ask to a person who said they bought their shoes lunch?

      • Mike Pants says:

        It does seem a little fake, I admit, cut down like that, but the original post had a lot of discussion from L regarding where she bought her shoes and what kind they were. The Failblog folks cut that out for brevity.

        As for why she asked that, she was trying to stump me for saying nonsense. But you poke the tiger, you get bit. Cha-chow!

      • Atheist_Phish says:

        but who would say “I bought my shoes lunch” after that post. Idk in my opinion it’s dumb and not funny.

        • Steve says:

          It means that they put food inside their shoes so they’re more comfortable. Dr. Scholl’s has nothing on Tuna Salad.

        • Duck says:

          They took out the word “during” hoping to make it funny… YES I KNOW I’M STATING THE OBVIOUS and I don’t particularly care… I thought it was funny.

        • Nievbi says:

          It’s a frikken joke. The absurdity of a man buying lunch for his shoes is the joke. Some people have that slight surreal sense of humour. Just ’cause you didn’t get it doesn’t make it dumb.

  5. Better than most says:

    fake

  6. a guy that lol'd says:

    *applauds*

  7. MsBuzz says:

    Oh man, I liked this.

    It was the adjusting of the tie that made it.

  8. TYLER! says:

    would’ve been funnier if he said toe-fo

  9. TMar says:

    Failbook has resorted to posting puns?

  10. Danielle says:

    Oh man, this made me laugh.

    If I were single, I would want to date whoever made that brilliant pun. ♥

  11. Shoeshine says:

    Pun run!

    Just do it!

  12. Silver. says:

    First brain food, then soul food, what’s next? Heart food?

  13. Almighty Spock says:

    My shoes eat meat loafers.

  14. alex trebek says:

    We also would have accepted pop-CORN and liver and BUNIONS


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