Are you kidding? ALL my friends are big enough smartasses that they’d say something like that if I said I bought my shoes lunch. You must have boring friends.
OK, then look at the initial post. “I boiught the most beautiful shoes during lunch”?
Who the hell buys shoes during lunch, for then to post on facebook that they actually bought them during lunch?! They could say “I just bought the prettiest shoes xox” or something like that, but come on…
actually, you’d be surprised. people even tell where they’re at now (which is extremely stalker-ish/creepy). That’s probably why it’s not that big of a deal that she said ‘lunch.’ Plus, she may have not been hungry and decided to do something different for her lunch time.
It does seem a little fake, I admit, cut down like that, but the original post had a lot of discussion from L regarding where she bought her shoes and what kind they were. The Failblog folks cut that out for brevity.
As for why she asked that, she was trying to stump me for saying nonsense. But you poke the tiger, you get bit. Cha-chow!
It’s a frikken joke. The absurdity of a man buying lunch for his shoes is the joke. Some people have that slight surreal sense of humour. Just ’cause you didn’t get it doesn’t make it dumb.
Ummm… what?
This.
No, THAT!
Who?
Food for your shoe sole/ food for your soul.
Fail
or just soul food? never heard of it?
for the future. You fail.
chicken. collared greens (sp?), cornbread, pinto beans, mashed potatoes. kinda like country food.
you fail so bad!!!
collard greens… now stop, you’re making me hungry!!!
for Turkey wings smothered in gravy and grits and Ox Tails and….
Nice.
No sunglasses?
No YEEEEEEEEEEEAH?
I approve.
agreed.
+1 for not referencing stale CSI meme.
Umm… he did reference it. He just didn’t use it.
Making a pun isn’t the same thing as referencing CSI. Puns have been around a wee bit longer than that show.
He was saying that the guy was talking about the sunglasses and YEAAAAHHH which is part of the meme…
I don’t see the pun. He was just approving of the fact the person didn’t use the csi meme. Therefore he referenced the CSI meme.
Looks like he
-puts on sunglasses-
Got some sole food.
YEEEAHHH.
(sorry, couldn’t resist.)
*puts on sunglasses*
*YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*
I hope David Caruso is happy.
He has ruined The Who for me
Love it.
Looks like a set up to me…
Definitely… Who the **** asks “What do your shoes eat?” just like that? Some spinning around it first would be more convincing…
Are you kidding? ALL my friends are big enough smartasses that they’d say something like that if I said I bought my shoes lunch. You must have boring friends.
TROLL WIN
Agreed with Chris here… you have boring friends who don’t enjoy the humour in going along with something completely stupid.
OK, then look at the initial post. “I boiught the most beautiful shoes during lunch”?
Who the hell buys shoes during lunch, for then to post on facebook that they actually bought them during lunch?! They could say “I just bought the prettiest shoes xox” or something like that, but come on…
My best friend does, obviously. Her shoe closet is bigger than most NYC bedrooms.
actually, you’d be surprised. people even tell where they’re at now (which is extremely stalker-ish/creepy). That’s probably why it’s not that big of a deal that she said ‘lunch.’ Plus, she may have not been hungry and decided to do something different for her lunch time.
She probably tagged herself at the store where she bought the shoes…
What other question would you ask to a person who said they bought their shoes lunch?
What are you smoking?
It does seem a little fake, I admit, cut down like that, but the original post had a lot of discussion from L regarding where she bought her shoes and what kind they were. The Failblog folks cut that out for brevity.
As for why she asked that, she was trying to stump me for saying nonsense. But you poke the tiger, you get bit. Cha-chow!
but who would say “I bought my shoes lunch” after that post. Idk in my opinion it’s dumb and not funny.
It means that they put food inside their shoes so they’re more comfortable. Dr. Scholl’s has nothing on Tuna Salad.
They took out the word “during” hoping to make it funny… YES I KNOW I’M STATING THE OBVIOUS and I don’t particularly care… I thought it was funny.
It’s a frikken joke. The absurdity of a man buying lunch for his shoes is the joke. Some people have that slight surreal sense of humour. Just ’cause you didn’t get it doesn’t make it dumb.
fake
so agreed
*applauds*
Oh man, I liked this.
It was the adjusting of the tie that made it.
Yup, definitely.
Why did he use html brackets though? Seems like you would use asterisks.
am I an idiot or are those greater than and less than signs?
would’ve been funnier if he said toe-fo
Failbook has resorted to posting puns?
Oh man, this made me laugh.
If I were single, I would want to date whoever made that brilliant pun. ♥
Pun run!
Just do it!
First brain food, then soul food, what’s next? Heart food?
My shoes eat meat loafers.
+1
lol, let’s see if i can come up with one… hmmmm… DRAT brain freeze!
Sandalwiches? The best I can think of…
HA-HA-HA!
We also would have accepted pop-CORN and liver and BUNIONS