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  1. Anon says:

    So. Someone was in jail. So therefore it’s a bad idea for them to ever get married or have children? Is that what the “Good luck is for” ?

    • Grammar führer says:

      I think he IS in jail, because they talk about it in the imperfect tense, “you told me he was in jail”, not “you told me he had been in jail” …
      “Good luck” can perhaps be read as a wish he’ll get out soon in the future …

    • SuperAnon says:

      WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE THAT SERVED TIME IN JAIL? SERIOSULY? I KNOW I WOULDNT.

      • Peter says:

        Shouldn’t it depend on what they were in jail for? Rape, armed robbery, domestic violence and such definitely not, but underage posession or disorderly conduct are no big deal.

      • Chas says:

        I served time in jail. 5 days for driving on a suspended license 3 times. I am now a loving husband of 18 years with 3 great kids, one of which is a foster child, and I make over 150K per year.

        I’m far from perfect, but don’t dismiss someone just because of a mistake.

      • ClariPossum says:

        I would, and I did. He did his time, he’s an upstanding citizen now. :)

      • ExcellentAnon says:

        I seriously wouldn’t marry someone that shouted at me for no reason.

      • opheliac1889 says:

        Pfft! My husband served time when we first got together, and guess what? We are happy, have a beautiful daughter, a lovely home, and lots of pets! Wouldn’t trade it to be with anyone else.

    • Cpt. Obvious says:

      From what I can catch from the conversation, I don’t think they started off on “the outside”. So it doesn’t really seem like she actually knows him. So yes, I expect that this would be a bad idea. Especially for the kid.

    • Antelieris says:

      I think they need luck because one has crappy language skills and the other is a convict. Not a very good parenting combination.

      • Anon says:

        Ok then, true about the crappy language skills, but you don’t know why he was in jail. Maybe it was for downloading music or movies? Not likely you’d be in jail for that, but a lot of people download illegally, doesn’t mean their children s lives would be screwed. :P

        • Cpt. Obvious says:

          - which guy?
          - you told me he was in jail something like that?
          - oh, yeah. that guy we r engaged now .>

          • Common Sense says:

            Lemme lay it out for you:
            1) which guy? <– theres more than one
            2) you don't really get much jailtime for illegally downloading, or do many people get caught…
            3) how'd she get pregnant if he has been in jail
            4)HE'S IN JAIL (how's she supposed to support herself and the kid?)
            5)Another thing to think about that contributes to #4 is she's not too bright, which makes self-sustaining herself and a child a very unlikely occurance. Not to mention she'll be indisposed for 9 months while pregnant

            • Antelieris says:

              Something tells me she’s still living with her parents. I have no evidence to go on, just a hunch, but this totally seems the most likely scenario to me.

            • Anon says:

              It does say “Was in jail” So, he could have been recently released.

              Maybe she got pregnant like this:

              She got pregnant then he was sent to jail for 6 months, now he is out with 2 months till birth or something.

    • Eric says:

      I think by the “Oh yeah. That guy.” she means that she has several, but wasn’t sure which she (The first woman) meant

      • Mmm says:

        Exactly. I don’t feel bad for the girl at all. The guy might be decent fellow who did some bad stuff.

        The guy on the other hand is in prison and is engaged to a pregnant girl who has been with so many guys that when her friends ask if it was that guy she was going with, she responds: “Which one?”

    • Anonymous (not really it's Alix!) says:

      notice how lady#1 said “with that one guy you’ve been with for a while?”,, and lady#2 said “what guy?” because she didn’t remember which guy she was talking about. that’s a sure sign of either stupidity, or her being a slut. and to make matters worse, the fact that the guy had been in jail made her remember which guy, and that she is going to marry that man. I mean, how can you forget something that huge? plus, I’m not sure if I’d want to marry someone who’d been in jail.

    • bkSprite87 says:

      Facepalm times a million just doesn’t cut it here…

  2. old guy says:

    that just pisses me off!

    it’s okay to ‘have babies’ with people in jail and drug addicts and black people.

    But nobody wants to have babies with me because I’m ‘OLD’?

    AGE IS NOTHING PEOPLE!!

  3. Taylor says:

    i find it funny that she had to ask “which guy??”
    how many guys are there?

  4. old guy says:

    lottie,

    troll my old saggy ass.

    I’m sick and tired of young ones like you who have no intellectual capacity to respond to any valid argument by any means other than screaming “troll!” and running to your mommy, crawl back to myspace kids,then delete yourself off the internet.

    Old people deserve love! Not people in jail.

    • E says:

      TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ALLLERRTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

    • Jane says:

      …old people get less love because they tend to be so dang angry.

      Might wanna look into that. :o )

      Also, no one likes old wrinkly balls.

    • lol says:

      Pick somebody your own size! I mean…

      AGE! :|

      (You went old. But didn’t grow up. Just sad…)

    • Common Sense says:

      Since when did old people become technologically savvy? and it’s just that old people are SOL because *gasp* they get less attractive as the get older! who knew?! Young bachelor’s and bachelorettes simply just want to get with similar ages, maybe the old single people should hitch together to avoid this problem, they’ve had their chance being young, let someone else have a shot at it.

    • Karma says:

      Erm, I like how that’s the one thing, out of all these insults, that your choose to defend yourself against? Also, maybe it’s just a kind way for people to tell you to quit hitting on kids. Lower your standards, I think even Pedobear might be more attractive that a dofus like you.

  5. me says:

    No.. The point is: He is in jail. Meanwhile she gets pregnant… Therefore: WTF?! How’d that hapen o.O

    • Jane says:

      Back in my younger days, my ex was in jail… but was on work release (for hitting mailboxes, not like, selling meth. Yes he’s an immature dumbass and so was I when I got with him, just to get that out of the way for everyone). Anyhow, since I gave him rides back and forth, we got it on pretty much every day. It would’ve been entirely possible for me to have gotten knocked up while he was in jail.

  6. CC says:

    He had to ask “which guy?” after being with him for a while?

  7. Ranze Jini says:

    Old Guy – you argue like a little kid….. ether your drunk and horny or your no older than 12!

    btw, I agree with “me” *smirk*

  8. Chris says:

    I don’t want babies.

  9. Chris says:

    Someone like that should not be allowed to have children.

  10. z80kid says:

    Trust me, “old_guy”. You don’t want that anyway. Way more trouble than it’s worth.

    This sort of thing didn’t happen much back in the days of “sink or swim on your own”. It’s a symptom of a sick society that makes the responsible pay for people like this.

    This girl hasn’t been taught to think about consequences, because she knows that as a woman with a baby she will never have to suffer any consequences for her decisions.

  11. missy says:

    It couldn’t possibly be that the two in this convo hadn’t spoken in a while though, right?

  12. rajaphilos says:

    I don’t think it is real life communication
    it should be dialogue from any movie.

  13. andy says:

    “I thought you said your babydaddy was in prison”

  14. brubeck says:

    How would you get pregnant by someone who is in jail?

  15. ClariPossum says:

    I’m amazed at all these “how can you get pregnant if he’s in jail?” comments.

    1)Maybe he wasn’t in jail when she got pregnant. And perhaps he has a really short sentence, perhaps a minor probation violation or something.
    2)Maybe a judge agreed to let her inseminate herself to get pregnant. That happens sometimes.
    3)Maybe JUST maybe, it’s been a long time since these two spoke (as someone else mentioned) and the guy has already gotten out of jail, and she got pregnant after that.

  16. Kia???? says:

    I swear this sounds just like a friend of mine….

  17. orson buggy says:

    I think all men should have the right to have babies.

  18. erbiz says:

    My friend does this same nonsense. It’s funny though, because the guy who knocked her up AND the guy she was cheating on him with both got mixed up in an altercation with another guy over $20 and ended up in the same jail cell together. She bailed out the new guy, then the first guy got out, and now she’s cheating on both of them with each other and bangs about 3 other guys secretly as well. O and the new guy is trying to knock her up now, he’s an alcoholic, and his main source of income is occasionally doing crappy tattoos on drug addicts and convicts in a shed in his parents’ backyard. He’s 34 years old.

    tl;dr people actually do s**t like this.

  19. dr4nk d00d says:

    I’m glad my having doesn’t a baby…lol…your ≠ you’re…seriously what’s the freaking problem? Use “you’re” brains! rofl

  20. bob says:

    how much do you want to bet that the other girls boyfriend is the baby’s daddy?

  21. Cherish says:

    My husband spent the night in jail. When he was still living a home, his dad told him he’d take care of his car insurance and never did (go figure) so he was driving without insurance… not that we knew. We’re both glad he got pulled over and found out about the problem, though, even if it was that way.

  22. EvilDave says:

    Great. Just what the world needs, yet another trashy welfare whore happily getting knocked up by a criminal loser in jail who is probably a drug addict.

    I pretty much guarantee after she has had her kid(s) with that loser, she will be looking for a good guy with a decent job to help raise her little bastards.

  23. snowfie says:

    After a great deal of thought and contemplation I decided I want, for my super power, the ability to render any person I wnat sterile with a thought.

    I have one of those “Huh, maybe they shouldn’t have children” thoughts BOOM! No kids for them. ANd people who’ve had way too many kids…BOOM! no more for you. (yah I”m looking at you duggers).

    It sounds kinda assholish but we just have too many damn people on this planet.


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