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“That’s Just Weird, Peter.”

"That's Just Weird, Peter."

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I was going to title this “AILF”, but that’s a little too close to ALF for my taste.

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  1. John says:

    I wish she was my aunt.

  2. John says:

    Not in this state.

  3. old guy says:

    she’s not my aunt, but she probably wont want to sexy time with me anyway

  4. Giggidy says:

    Isn’t Failbook supposed to blur out the photos to protect privacy or something?

  5. Tony says:

    That looks like a mannequin.

  6. x says:

    Let’s hope this is out of context..

  7. Miss Thang says:

    If my nephew ever told me that…SLAP!!!! lol

  8. A. says:

    Aunt is not necessarily blood relation, could be the wife of a blood related Uncle, if that the case technically there is nothing wrong with that, just frowned upon…

    • Hobson's Choice says:

      I think the uncle in question might do a little more than simply frown upon it.

      • Giggidy says:

        If you’re referring to the aunt, the uncle in question had better be doing a lot more than frowning upon it, or else it’s no wonder she’s going to her nephew.

    • JOEYSS says:

      i know this is not a reason relevent to the poster, but in some Native American tribes, it could just be someone close to the family

      • E says:

        A lot of people’s parent’s best friend is referred to as ‘aunt’, although I don’t think he’d say “I wish you weren’t my aunt” if this was true.

      • Xenobio says:

        True, in some cultures you call pretty much anybody who’s old enough to be your parent “Aunty” or “Uncle” just to be polite (outside of business contexts). Which can be hazardous with women if they think they’re not old enough to qualify as “aunty”. I don’t even dare call people “granny” unless they’re like 100.

  9. somebodyman says:

    Are these people from Alabama?

  10. Epictrollisepic says:

    … Time to go back to bed.

  11. AlgebraPerv says:

    she looks like a drag queen…. bony jaws and all

  12. KG says:

    There are 9 comments before that, we have no idea what they are talking about actually…. =\

  13. HannaSolo says:

    Looks like Britta from Community.

  14. Almighty Spock says:

    One time my mom told me it was too bad my cousin was my cousin, because apparantly my mom thinks my cousin is hot.


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