aww.. i had two tornados once. but they ran away and didn’t want to play. i watched them through the picture window of the trailer. they left a nice little present in the yard though. some pet. memories.
“But now I’m safe in the eye of the tornado. I can’t replace the lies, that let a 1000 days go. No more living trapped inside, in her way I’ll surely die. In the eye of the tornado, blow me away.”
I was just about to say, commenter No. 3 has terrible typing skills. “tehre”, “portio” what ever happened to spell checking? I mean, if he was on Firefox there’d be red squiggly lines under everything.
not rly a fail…
My 5yr old keeps telling me this. I try to keep from laughing while my wife is horrified.
is taht guy stupid or what?
Or what…
Win
taht guy is prob less stupid than you…
Just sayin’
unfunny much?
what a dumbass…
actually, I think he’s more of a smartass than a dumbass…
aww.. i had two tornados once. but they ran away and didn’t want to play. i watched them through the picture window of the trailer. they left a nice little present in the yard though. some pet. memories.
can anyone say mentally retarded?
“But now I’m safe in the eye of the tornado. I can’t replace the lies, that let a 1000 days go. No more living trapped inside, in her way I’ll surely die. In the eye of the tornado, blow me away.”
Let me guess… Tornado of Souls by Megadeth? -plays Marty Friedman’s solo-
He’s trying to be funny.. Who cares :/
Tony? Is…is that you?
Who cares?
WIN!
Ah Jesus, lads. Who pissed in your cornflakes? Ye’re a wicked bunch of dry arses today! Stop complaining and just laugh!
I think the tornado damaged his spelling and grammar, as well.
Fence post through the brain.
I was just about to say, commenter No. 3 has terrible typing skills. “tehre”, “portio” what ever happened to spell checking? I mean, if he was on Firefox there’d be red squiggly lines under everything.
I think IE does that, too. Though perhaps he got annoyed and disabled the spellcheck, or simply ignores it? LoL
no, IE doesn’t do that, unless you’ve figured out how to turn it on.
Who cares?!
I guess Tony does… He is a passionate grammatacist and spellorometer.
hahahaha.
I want one too
Wtf. Thats a lie. I live in utah and there hasnt been a tornado warning for many years.
Uh, actually, if you Google tornado warning utah you’ll see warnings for October 6 (please note the date of the OPs post).
So, sorry, but not a lie. Just because YOU didn’t get a tornado warning doesn’t mean some parts of UT didn’t.
No…. the cake is a lie!
im pretty sure this status update is from a few years ago or something because i live in manti and there was a tornado but it was in 2002 haha.
oh haha nevermind
I’m going to get a miniature tornado. I’m going to put little outfits on it and carry it around in my purse!! :3
nice??????
I want a pet tornado! I shall call it Robert and I will make him eat fish and custard all day and wear a fez.
haha i live in the town they are talking about!
please tell me that by ‘pet tornado’ they don’t in fact mean a Tasmanian Devil? As in Taz from Looney Tunes? haha