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Pet Tornado

Pet Tornado

Submitted by: NateKerra

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  1. smart ass says:

    not rly a fail…

  2. Tom says:

    My 5yr old keeps telling me this. I try to keep from laughing while my wife is horrified. :)

  3. aasd says:

    is taht guy stupid or what?

  4. goshy says:

    unfunny much?

  5. TR says:

    what a dumbass…

  6. beerhider says:

    aww.. i had two tornados once. but they ran away and didn’t want to play. i watched them through the picture window of the trailer. they left a nice little present in the yard though. some pet. memories.

  7. spank it says:

    can anyone say mentally retarded?

  8. Brendon says:

    “But now I’m safe in the eye of the tornado. I can’t replace the lies, that let a 1000 days go. No more living trapped inside, in her way I’ll surely die. In the eye of the tornado, blow me away.”

  9. Neefy says:

    He’s trying to be funny.. Who cares :/

  10. :) says:

    Ah Jesus, lads. Who pissed in your cornflakes? Ye’re a wicked bunch of dry arses today! Stop complaining and just laugh!

  11. Tony says:

    I think the tornado damaged his spelling and grammar, as well.

  12. somebodyman says:

    hahahaha.

  13. Hugo says:

    I want one too

  14. jake says:

    Wtf. Thats a lie. I live in utah and there hasnt been a tornado warning for many years.

  15. Poof says:

    I’m going to get a miniature tornado. I’m going to put little outfits on it and carry it around in my purse!! :3

  16. C_Squared says:

    I want a pet tornado! I shall call it Robert and I will make him eat fish and custard all day and wear a fez. :D

  17. UGRC says:

    haha i live in the town they are talking about!

  18. Emsk says:

    please tell me that by ‘pet tornado’ they don’t in fact mean a Tasmanian Devil? As in Taz from Looney Tunes? haha


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