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  1. humbert says:

    I strongly dislike stupid people.

  2. Smirk says:

    Who’s buried in Grant’s tomb??

  3. Marty Kellum says:

    Wow…

  4. greeneagle692 says:

    well i dont know sir… im stumped

  5. Dominik says:

    Is Bethany American?

    • Giggidy says:

      It’s likely. Why do you ask?

      • Dominik says:

        Just… assuming.

        • Cpt. Obvious says:

          there’s enough retards outside america as well >.>

          • Mitchell93 says:

            Yea but the Americans usually post it on the internet

            • Buck says:

              That’s cause most of us can afford computers.

              • Boykes says:

                Yeah, they pay it by making more and more money, making the dollar wortless. Good job, USA

                • Buck says:

                  Printing more currency wouldn’t actually affect whether or not a consumer would be able to afford a personal computer. You must really hate the USA for trying to stretch that far for an insult.

                  • AlgebraPerv says:

                    of course it would.

                    Example:
                    customer has 100$ computer costs 90$
                    country prints money equal to all the money there already is,
                    hence value of money becomes half of what it was. so now 90$ are like what 45$ used to be… so the computer will cost 180$ but the customer has only 100$…

                    awwwwwwwwww

                  • The Imaginary Duck says:

                    Your homework for tonight is to google the word ‘Inflation’.

                    • Buck says:

                      Boykes previously stated “Yeah, they pay it by making more and more money, making the dollar wortless.” I was really intending to just argue that printing more currency wouldn’t cause a consumer to suddenly become capable of buying a PC.

                      As for Inflation and whether or not it can negatively affect a person’s ability to buy a computer, its not a simple problem like AlgebraPerv suggested. If the irresponsible printing of more currency leads to Inflation, well then yes of course that can start to affect the consumer. But it depends on the situation and people need to understand that its not a simple math problem.

              • YOU! says:

                Yeah, because americans are the only people in the world who can afford a comuter, right? You’re ignorant.

                • Buck says:

                  Woah buddy, calm down. If you’re not an American, I’m not insulting you or you’re country. Heck some countries in Europe have higher percentages of computer ownership than the USA. So please, stop twisting my words. I was only stating that with a such a large population of people that own computers, of course you’ll have a lot of people post crap on the internet.

                • drache64 says:

                  YOU! fail (see what i did there?)

      • MacFeegle says:

        *wanders in*
        *looks around*
        *waves at Giggidy*
        *wanders out again*

  6. John Smith says:

    No she’s Dutch.

  7. KimJongIl says:

    The Last Supper was after Hitler’s regime. Says Big Brother. Doublethink.

  8. skratte says:

    Canadians. I can tell by the pixels.

  9. Justice says:

    I propose at the age of 18, all people must be placed solo in a room. They have two hours to figure out a series of puzzles, very simple puzzles, like those online flash “Escape the Room” type games. But easy puzzles, not the weird, impossible ones they always have.

    If they don’t get out in two hours, the floor drops out and they are instantly incinerated.

    Bethany would not have survived.

    • humbert says:

      I think that more than simple puzzles, it’s ignorance that should not be tolerated. Give them a few simple world history and current events questions, some spelling tests, a few math problems, and some simple biology, physics, and chemistry questions. If they can’t answer, let’s say, 75%, then they get the drop.

      • TCJunior says:

        Accountability in our schools! I like it!

      • emilylittel says:

        Oh no, my son would be toast. I love him….please don’t make him do math. Somehow he graduated high school, I think they didn’t want him back this year. But he’s lovable….so please don’t put him in there. pweeze

    • ninth1der says:

      I like the idea of a survival-based testing system, but someone would complain that “tests like that favor [insert socio-economic/racial/gender/religious/orientation bias here]” and sue for some kind of affirmative action.

      But the idea has merit. Maybe a system where stupid people make less money and have to work harder? Like digging ditches or sumping out sewers?

      Another great idea…. Just for fun let’s require a civics test to vote. If you don’t know the basics of how this works you you don’t get to make decisions for my future with a ballet box. To make it more interesting you get your picture taken when you pass your civics test (every 5 years) and have to prove that you are eligible to vote.

      Wait that would be like asking to see a photo ID at the polls and everyone knows that is Unconstitutional.

    • AlgebraPerv says:

      what does solving puzzles have to do with history?

      someone can be naturally intelligent with great IQ but not konw about history beucase 1) they are too young 2) they are not interested

  10. Wilson says:

    Not that stupid. The last supper never happened, and WWIII is the name never given to the Cold War.

    • Hello my name is says:

      Uhh… wrong on both counts. Last Supper did happen, and the Cold War was not WW3. It wasn’t even truly a “war”.

    • Teacher says:

      I know this is overused, but it’s so appropriate for Mr. Wilson here:

      *face palm*

    • History student and philosopher with too much time since philosopher if a fancy way of saying un-employed with too much education says:

      Well if Beth was asking about the painting “The Last Supper” that was painted just tiny bit before Hitler was born. So I’m gonna have to call “falsch” on that one.

      @Hello_my_name_is
      Korea is widely discussed as WWII part 2
      Vietnam is often referred to as a testing ground for USSR backed guerrillas vs USA. The resulting stalemate proved that ground war is not an option between superpowers. This was re-proven in the Iran/Iraq conflicts where Soviet backed Iranians vs. US backed Iraqis showed that nuclear posturing and defensive techs would be the new weapons of war.

      So the Cold War which ran from the 50′s (1947?) to 1991 (89?) was waged by the 2 world superpowers across most of the world and engaged multiple countries in multiple conflicts. By every definition imaginable one could say that the Cold War was WWIII.

      Now if someone wants to debate WW IV… I’m going with Islamo-fascists versus the entire modern world. Again a global conflict with multiple theaters and multiple countries.

  11. Obikaan says:

    LOL i heard that world war 3 will start in 1 month LOL ROFL

  12. Sam says:

    You’re forgetting something, not everyone goes to school <.<

    • Raccoon says:

      The people who live in countries without free elementary and secondary-level education probably do not have Facebook accounts.

  13. AI says:

    Has anyone watched Idiocracy
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
    Theory — dumb ppl have more kids so what happens in the future …

  14. JUNGlejim says:

    Bethany wasn’t invited to the Last Supper, so I’m not surprised that she does not know much about it. And truthfully, like she has a need to know. After all, all dogs go to heaven, right?

  15. TG says:

    is it just me or are all the Bethany’s who end up on Failbook dumb?

  16. roger says:

    if i could facepalm my self i would but im pretty sure id die >.<

  17. failuristic says:

    Where the f*ck is Darwinism with a slow, horrible, agonizing death that will, just before the last flicker of light leaves their all ready very dim, glossed over gleamed eyes and make them realize the stupidity of their ways when I need it? ._______.;;

  18. tyler durden says:

    If you are going to say dumb things expect to be made fun of.

  19. heartless says:

    There are so many “Bethany”s in the world.
    You can for yourself see by looking at some comments above.

  20. The Imaginary Duck says:

    FFFUUUUUUUUUUU……….

    I thought ‘Bethany’ was a little kid. I feel very sad right now.

  21. Vopo says:

    Stupid girls piss me off.


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