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Doug's Date

If they don’t cover “Bangin’ on a Trashcan,” I’m gonna be so pissed.

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  1. random guy says:

    Wait… what?

  2. lil jon says:

    Bangin’ on a Trashcan was a song Doug and Skeeter wrote. Now if the comment said, “Killer Tofu” or “Where’s My Sock” that would be different.

    • Toki Wartooth says:

      i’m going to reply to everyones comment that said “bangin’ on a trashcan wasn’t a beets song”… because he did say “if they don’t COVER” that song.. a “cover” of a song usually means performed by someone other than the original artist.

      • lil jon says:

        They edited the post for which I am glad and will cheerfully withdraw my objection. You on the other hand can assume I said something mean about you and your beliefs and possibly a relative/friend you hold in great esteem.

        • morg-fire says:

          be aware that i agree with whatever you said about him, his beliefs and possibly a relative/friend that he holds in great esteem and that i laugh heartily and loudly with my voice at the idea that you could be correct.

  3. David says:

    lol’d

  4. Craig says:

    “Bangin’ on a Trashcan” was actually Doug and Skeeter’s song while the Beets played such classics as “Killer Tofu” and “I Need More Allowance.”

    Why do I know this…

  5. random says:

    that`s just sad….

  6. lela says:

    omg i love this show ughh

  7. Jennnnnnn says:

    This makes me giggle

  8. jessica says:

    that was fantastic!! I love it!!!

    Bangin’ on a trash can…drumming on a street light! one little voice is calling me calling…

  9. katoushi says:

    hahahaha! it’s been a long time since i watched Doug!

  10. trzneor says:

    Someone took his date :D

  11. no sir, i don't like it. says:

    “If they don’t play “Bangin’ on a Trashcan,” I’m gonna be so pissed.”

    Definitely not a Beets song.

  12. Sandi says:

    When will Patty Mayonaise realize Doug’s love for her? WHEN?!?

  13. Roger Klotz says:

    I win.

  14. Johnny Two Toes says:

    Doug makes really wide letter “C’s”

  15. Erica says:

    WIN!

    Oooo-Weee-Oooo…. Killer Tofu!

  16. Skunky Beaumont says:

    Except “Banging on a Trashcan” wasn’t a Beet’s song…

  17. Chromedrone says:

    “I need more allowance” was my fav song on there

  18. Molli says:

    Bangin’ On A Trashcan wasn’t the Beets. It was a song the Doug and Beebe did.

  19. W says:

    ROFL.. that was funny.

  20. fail says:

    since it’s Patti not Patty :P

  21. livingdedgrl18 says:

    you can order the seasons on amazon as an amazon exclusive release. i totally got 2 seasons so far, and my 6 year old loves them too!!

  22. Bibliophile says:

    Raise your hand if you actually have songs from this show on your iPod!!!

    *raises hand and shakes it eagerly like she did in 5th grade*

  23. Psilence says:

    Oh man… I actually had one of those songs stuck in my head the other day, and now I can’t remember what it was >.<

    • Psilence says:

      I remember now… it was Shout Your Lungs Out. That was The Beets, wasn’t it? Or was that a song from a different 90′s cartoon?

  24. Ho says:

    Thanks for the memories!

  25. jzimbert says:

    Did the Beets sing ‘Bangin’ on a Trash Can’? I thought that was just Doug.

    • Hydro says:

      actually yes. i was about to say the same thing.

    • Toki Wartooth says:

      it was Doug, Skeeter and Bebe. but they said a “cover” of the song. they never said the beets originally performed it.

      • War monger says:

        You guys are idiots. Don’t you get that your statement doesn’t make sense. You might have a valid point, if we could tell what the hell it was! This whole arguement through this entire thing is because some morons are only giving half the info. They said they did a cover of the song? Lets clearify because apparently it needs to be kept simple. You’re saying a band that was unnamed were the original creators of the song, right?

  26. Giggidy says:

    Ah, nostalgia…

  27. Shipoopi says:

    seen it, lame

  28. Maybe says:

    oooooooooooo eeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooo.. killer tofu

  29. vldecker says:

    Is it bad that I heard the characters voices as I read this?

  30. Tony says:

    Who cares?

  31. zazzoo says:

    Who else read this in their voices?

  32. ballsoup says:

    I’d like to know what they blurred out: “fu—–kin”
    was it FFFFUUUUUUUUU? without all the f’s? a small rage?

  33. Sean says:

    “Honk honk!”

  34. somebodyman says:

    Ah my childhood is back.

    I wonder how did they did this?

  35. Jules says:

    http://www.funlol.com/5062/Bangin%27_on_a_trash_can_-_from_Doug!.html

    just for old time’s sake. Good Ole Days before Disney destroyed Doug.

    • ClariPossum says:

      Yeah, I stopped watching it when Disney took over. Had a different voice for Doug and it just wasn’t the same, and Patti’s hair was just… no.

      • KaapstadMK says:

        what? disney wasn’t the original company running it? the only one i remember was the disney one back from 95->00… wow…

  36. hehehe says:

    am i the only one who read this in their voices?

  37. MikeyJay says:

    Censorship fail? Looks like they’ve tried to edit out some swearing and managed to cut it down to a really inconspicuous “Fu kin”

  38. pinkiecheekies says:

    OMG I loved this show when it was on nick. Makes me sad to think my son will grow up to watch sponge bob… I hate spongebob!

  39. pete says:

    oh I love Doug. what’s his url?

  40. JyipeeP says:

    I miss Doug. If I had the money I would buy the rights to Doug and make a movie where Doug bangs Patti in high school.

  41. JyipeeP says:

    Excuse me, I mean Patty

  42. Jerry says:

    Anyone else tired of these blatantly fake posts of people pretending to be fictional characters? It’s getting old and lame.

    • ClariPossum says:

      Well, we’re not intended to think it’s real. I didn’t find this very funny, but the trip down memory lane was pretty cool. :)

  43. superstar says:

    Patty never went for Doug. It made me so mad, Doug was awesome, she’ll never find better. I was like 8 when I thought that.

  44. Fiat says:

    I just always wondered why Skeet was blue..

  45. Slavezer0s says:

    Douglas “Doug” Yancy Funnie

    Mosquito “Skeeter” Valentine

    Patricia “Patti” Mayonnaise

    Lamar Bone

    Buddy Dink (this man was a effin pimp)

    Bebe Bluff

    William “Bill” Bluff

    Roger M. Klotz

    Chalky…..cant remember his last name

    doug and roger = same voice actor

    skeeter, mr dink, porkchop = same voice actor

    Lamar Bone and William “Bill” Bluff = same voice actor

    memories…also i miss rocko’s modern life

  46. Slavezer0s says:

    Chalky’s last name is Studebaker

  47. Rick says:

    Poor Doug was always on the brink of a mental breakdown. The kid had anxiety issues and low self-esteem, he wallowed in self-deprecating thought and frequently took refuge in a fantasy world…I always watched in worry that he’d go Columbine on everyone.

  48. Better than most says:

    Man, I always hated Doug. And I hate people who post lousy, unoriginal jokes in the comments on Failbook. It’s not funny, you’re just embarrassing. I’m glad I’m not one of you guys.

    And I’m usually nice, too! I normally hate snide comments and unneccessary flaming or rudeness. But this is just getting out of hand!

  49. danifilth says:

    OHHH pour doug.. !! the story of his life!

  50. Edgar says:

    Haha his name is Skeet!

  51. Gamer says:

    If Doug was a leader and men admired him Patty would be sucking his c**k day and night.

    Kind of difficult to be a leader of men when you regret your own kind and threat them like enemies.

  52. Molly says:

    I can’t. Stop. Laughing. Oddly enough I’m laughing harder at this than I ever did at the show.

  53. LeAnn says:

    I’m a mom, and my kids watched just about all the Nick shows in the 90′s. Good times.

  54. Rain says:

    ♫♪do do do, do do do do do do do do, do do do, do do do do do do do do♫♪

  55. ian says:

    im 57 and i was watching that when i was a kind

  56. emily says:

    this post.

    day = made


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