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Window Shopping

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  1. Clay Dowling says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

    • Feliks says:

      Yeah, cause the dude turned around, stopped her in the pouring rain and took a picture of her chest, I’d be more inclined to say he made it up if there WAS a picture there.

      • Cpt. Obvious says:

        Objection! The lack of evidence is ludicrous! The prosecution demands pics. If pics cannot be provided, the statement holds no ground.

        • Trent Reznor says:

          You can’t handle the truth!

        • OJ Simpson's lawyer says:

          Cpt Obvious, if that IS your real name, I would like to tell you that my client is suing you for copying another failbook post. he/she wishes to remain anonymous for personal reasons. If you do not come up with the nine-thousand and one power levels by monday of next week by the window shop, then My client will take further action. also. I have pics of this conversation so it DID HAPPEN.

          • Kay says:

            yeah, i read this. WIN.

          • Cpt. Obvious says:

            Mr Cochran, if I may. The prosecution would like to state for the record that our initial reply was an intended reference to the conversation in question. As such, this was a completely viable reference. Unless you can prove otherwise, I believe the point of this reply has been well made.

            • Kaiba (from yu-gi-oh abridged) says:

              look kid, just hand over the nine thousand and one credits and we’ll be on our way.
              PS I have no idea who this Cochran is, I was OJ’s Lawyer when he committed grand theft auto! As I recall the kid looked at Mr. Simpson funny and so OJ in self defense roundhouse kicked the kid off his bike and took it. luckily, Chuck Norris was the judge and approved. and since then OJ has been able to do all sorts of crimes without consequences for years.

    • Quagmire says:

      I do declare.

  2. mmmm..motivation says:

    the best motivation before class starts….mmmmm motivation…

  3. Andrew says:

    I love this.

  4. SirSpamsAlot says:

    I want this.

  5. Wilson says:

    That’s really like winning the lottery since women are so fond of bras and dryness. Very depressing

  6. gigi says:

    White top and no bra? To class? That’s a desperate cry for attention!

  7. jamisgood says:

    Nipple hide fail.

  8. Chris says:

    haha the guy who put this is one of my friends!

  9. superevilgeniuswhowantstodestroytheworld says:

    sometimes i wish i could click like on their status, but its just a jpeg :(

  10. oogle says:

    Him-Double Win (initial post & witty retort)
    Her-Double FAIL

  11. Metulz says:

    Soooo… he was looking at the chest of an apparent “random woman” who he just happened to have on Facebook?

    Hmm…

  12. Joe says:

    WINdow shopping.

  13. Tony says:

    Who cares?

  14. SUCKMYDUCK says:

    Fail Tony this post is a win.

  15. yeah says:

    her chest must be really small as well as her brain because not wearing a bra and friction against the shirt hurts. and white shirt? must be a ho.

  16. Rich says:

    If they’re not for sale, why is she advertising them?

  17. Kidna says:

    Window shopwin! \o/

  18. Asur says:

    Spreading a little sunshine on a rainy day, you’re doing it right!

  19. Xenon says:

    Because viewing women as property is just so hilarious, right?

  20. BenMedicte says:

    It would be way funnier in French
    “Lèche-vitrine” Window shopping would be translate as “Window licking”

  21. Trying to Compensate says:

    Well seeing how we dont see the name or the picture, the person who replied to claim the mysterious boobies could have just as easily been a man, and the initial status poster guy could have just made the witty retort to play along.
    fake.


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