UPDATE: This Kasey is also this Kasey. Either this is some extremely elaborate trolling, or these people need to be neutered. I’m voting for the latter.
Also, a vote up is for FAIL, because it’s not FUNNY. That should go without saying.
For those in the back: “Roxy” is slang for a type of oxycodone.
Kasey, who couldn’t be bothered with the previous discussion, attended to more pressing matters:
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Copy & paste this:
Who cares?
is this the new first?
Who cares??
Tony, what’s your f*cking deal man?
THIS WASTED SO MUCH OF MY TIME. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY TROLLING, AND AT ITS WORST……LFGKLFGFLG
I like what you did there Tony.
XD I c what u did there
WIN!!!
They see me trollin’, they hatin’.
But who really cares?
I LIKE YOU TONY! ACUTALLY…. I luv you.
I CARE NOW I CARE! KIDDING! NO I DON’T CARE!
My name is Tony, I ride on a white pony, all day, everyday, there’s balloni, I am the real tony, and I ain’t no phony, but who cares.
Last Night I had a Baby WITH TONY!!
Then my mom took it away cause she said I wasn’t ready.
I had to prove myself so I had to get a pet dog with tony called marley.
After that we got our baby, and we let our dog run away. now I can’t find my keys.
To Tony’s heart
But were going to a locksmith on Thursday to make one and he has to take a mold of Tony’s Heart so then we have to do surgery… but if it means getting his yummy love again.. it’s worth it!
Tony is scared right now cause he has to go to surgery in two days but he’s giving it a try since we’re in LUFF.
Let’s all chant and pray for Tony
TONY TONY TONY TONY!
But who really cares about tony??
Tony WTF are you doing, YOU don’t care about me?? FINE THEN TAKE YOUR DAMN BABY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!
BUT TONY I DIDN’T MEAN IT! WHERE WILL YOU GO??
YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A JOB! i PAY THE BILLS YOU’RE GOING TO END UP HOMELESS WITHOUT ME!
I WAS GOING TO SURGERY FOR YOU TONY AND YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ONE BIT! I HATE YOU AND I’M GOING TO LIVE WITH MY MOTHER, AND IF SHE KICKS ME OUT I DON’T CARE. I’D RATHER BE HOMELESS THEN LIVING WITH A CARELESS IDIOT!
*Gasp* TONY I WAS KIDDING I LOVE YOU!
TWO WORDS… WHO CARES?!
im replying to this one because it wont let me later down
on your rant but why did you type this much on
something very few people look at? probably cause you got this biting you in the butt ,., ,., or
maybe you prefer (I),.,(I)
Was funnier the first time you did this on a post, Tony…not so much anymore -.-
wow you have way too much time on your hands do you have a life
whoa. you need help.
I think Tony wants us to know that he exists. He has succeeded.
Wat.
Neat, I commented on this last year and forgot about it.
I see what you did there.
Can i say WTF?
Can i say Who cares?
Can i say SHUT UP?!
Can I say hi?
Can i say ROFL?
Can I say THE GAME?
Did I miss the part where this got funny?
lmao
The funny part is that some people actually still believe in God.
it ain’t funny, and it has nothing to do about it. Just call roxy to hang out with Katie
Same Kasey as the one with the abortion posts?
Ah nevermind.
I think you are right!
You are right!
lol these comments were awesome
Abort that baby, and abort another. That kid would be the AntiChrist. Can you imagine the suffering that poor creature would experience being raised by that depraved, drugged-out, vapid horror? Seriously. What does this person see when they ponder their own existence? Do they regret their spiral into material and suffering? Who do they see staring back from the looking-glass? Or are they too stupid to care?
Would “20 years or so after birth” be too late to abort some of these people?
No. No it wouldn’t.
I believe that is what we colloquially call “justifiable homicide.” I justifiably believed that my head might implode if she kept talking, so I stabbed her in the face
Hell, that’s self-defense; you might even get an award for that!
WTF is this s**t?
Holy s**t she’s f**ked up. Tod and Matthew are the only ones with a *decent* mind and yet the oxy addicts f**ked it up into murderous ideal.
Ordeal?
Lol, you would agree with the boring Biblethumpers, Pray for her mmkay? So lame. How are they even friends with someone like this anyway. They need to go to some youth circles and keep their crazy religion bsh!t in their own little circles and out of mainstream public. And these crazy b!tches need to go to the bad side of town and get lost in a crack house already.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
If Failbook has access to these real names, I hope they’ve reported these asshats to the cops for stealing the grandmother’s meds — oxycodone is a pain med, and stealing it from a dying woman is goes beyond low…and may have contributed to her death.
I know, this is awful, shouldn’t joke with this, shame on failbook.
It’s just my opinion but I think Failbook made it quite clear (this time) that they don’t condone this and that they hold it as an example of stupidity (if nothing worse).
Agreed. Some of this rambling is somewhat unclear to me, but beyond dangerous drug issues, it also looks like written proof of a murder plot (joking or not this should be taken seriously, especially when addictive drugs are involved). I’ve unfortunately seen first hand what drug fiending can drive people to do.
I agree. This should be reported to the authorities if they enough information to find who these people really are. Beyond dangerous drug addictions, this comes across as a written proof of a murder plot. Joking or not, this should be taken seriously. Unfortunately I’ve seen first hand what drug addiction can move people to do.
What the hell is this nonsense?
Several people are upset over the death of a grandmother. One drug addict just doesn’t care except she can no longer style her grandmother’s meds.
style?
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Really?
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Style?
Could you possibly mean STEAL?
STYLE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I’m going to stop reading this site – it’s rapidly destroying what little faith I had left in my fellow humankind.
On the one hand Grammy is finally glad to be dead, on the other hand some crazy people are off their meds… But they will find more, so all is well with the world.
If you have any faith in humankind, you’ve long since lost touch with reality.
You just need to balance it out with Gives Me Hope.
You still had faith in humankind? I envy you.
you come here to find faith in humanity? srsly?
What a bunch of low life A-holes. I think the “hot church outfits” comment really struck me.
Why Beauregard, such salty language
Its true though her grammy has also been a “bithc”.
“Vote up if you think it’s a fail”
Hmmmmm alot of Failbook readers think this is a win
It’s official. Humanity fails at life.
Yeah, so much for religion instilling moral behavior. Bull, I do say!
“going to church no more makes you a Christian than sitting in a garage makes you a car”
-unknown, but wise in the ways of their fellow human beings
RA-men!
Being a Christian no more makes you moral than being a Muslim makes you a terrorist.
Agreed
Yep.
As I Christian, I agree.
So…I’m not a Ferrari? Oh.
I agree with Charlotte’s Web
Bad, Failbook. Very Bad.
So………………………………………………..who cares..
YESSS!! But, Who cares..
if you really don’t care, shut up, I was tired of you before you started, grow up or shut up, crier
Who cares if anyone cares?
This is totally a troll, blah called it. Same Kasey.
Amen.
“thanks…for suporting[sic] me on the right path to kill my gram and get to save all her nice things.” can someone arrest this girl already? she’s obviously high on the drugs she stole from her poor grammy.
i’d love to know if the authorities get involved on this one, because they should.
uhh o_O these are the most fail people EVER!!! <<<Three exclamation Points are not enough but I don't want to fail your eyes with my outrage
For those of you saying “shame on failbook” I don’t think they were intending for this to be taken as a joke. If anything it’s getting more eyes for this and more people who want to push to make sure the authorities are involved.
Praying does as much as running in circles. Oh wait, sorry, at least with running you get a bit of exercise.
though i agree, there are some that think that praying helps and its their right to believe so.
Also, i hope all three of these girls are in jail right now.
Praying is a form of self-hypnosis.
Tony, might I suggest getting a day job or a hobby? Trolling failbook a dozen times does not a good career make.
Tony’s Friend, might I suggest getting english tutoring? “Does not a good career make.” does not make any sense.
Unless, of course, Tony’s friend is speaking in a “Yoda” type of talking.
this just adds to the list of my loss of faith in humanity
Wow…. this is scary
*blink*
*blinkblink*
That’s just…… *walks away*
It’s a failbook within a failbook??
that makes a win, right?
I…I don’t know….
Weird, I used to know a girl named Casey who was an enormous whore and loved roxys, I wonder if this is the same one but she decided to spell her name differently?
im replying to this one because it wont let me later down
on your rant but why did you type this much on
something very few people look at? probably cause you got this biting you in the butt ,., ,., or
maybe you prefer (I),.,(I).
Firstly, what the is wrong with Roxy Music? Better than 90% of the they make these days.
Secondly, she doesn’t necessarily steal the pills from the Gran, her Gran might let her have them. A lot of old people don’t like taking Oxy’s because they don’t like the spaced-out feeling that comes with the pain reduction, so throw the pills out and don’t renew their prescriptions. What if the Gran didn’t want to take them, so just passed on the ones she wasn’t using herself?
… I’m sorta wishing the day of judgment comes tomorrow…
F**k the day of judgment, I’m going to f**king kill this chick myself.
i’ll bring the guns & ammo. you bring the tarp & shov… nevermind just bring gas and matches.
Wait! Is grammy her grandmother?
Yes?…
I’m not a native speaker of English, I didn’t know that was a common nickname…
Anyways, if this is real, this is coming to the news in no time. So we will find out.
Facebook statuses have been used to catch criminals before, IIRC there was a fugitive who got caught because he posted where he was on holiday.
Sorry double post…I just googled “facebook murder drugs” and found a case that’s even more similar to this one. Wow, I don’t know which is worse, murdering your grandma or murdering someone you’ve been with for 15 years. http://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/news/Two-jailed-for-life-over.6272181.jp
The English language has to be one of the hardest languages. Don’t sweat it. By the way, what is your native tongue? =)
Portuguese
The English language, one of the hardest? Oh please.
Try Chinese. Try Hungarian. Try anything.
Indo-European languages don’t tend to be too difficult to learn, which is why so many speak them. The word origins are easy to deduce because they tend to have mutual roots in Latin, and even when it comes to Indo-European languages English must be the easiest to learn.
In comparison to German, Swedish etc. other Germanic languages of the Indo-European language branch English is even easier because it lacks the typical “changing ends” on verbs. For instance: English “a car” Swedish: “en bil, bilen.” As you can see, the English word is always the same, whereas the Swedish word changes depending on its place in sentence. And this is one of the most basic differences.
Even in French you need to learn the masculine/feminine forms “la pluie”, “un homme” etc. This is very typical when it comes to Indo-European languages but English has been simplified so that it completely lacks this.
And if you change the language family and take a look at the Hungarian language for instance (which belongs to the Finno-Ugrian language branch of the Uralic languages) you will notice that it completely lacks articles which instead are included in the word and change depending on the last letter of the word. Also the cases are attached to the word instead of being separate like in English.
This is a typical trait in the Uralic languages.
I hate it when English people think that their language is somehow unique and special. It’s not. It’s a simplified version of other Germanic languages. English-speakers also tend to forget that most common languages (12/20 of the most commonly spoken languages in the world) belong to the Indo-European language family. Even Russian and Hindi belong to the same language family as English – just a different branch of it.
And I could talk about this all night long.
…But I won’t. So please, native English-speakers, learn other languages. I know you think it’s a waste of time because everyone speaks English. But it’s not because it will prevent you from making arses of yourselves over Internet saying stuff like “English must be one of the hardest languages to learn etc.”
-A person who speaks 5 languages fluently
Love this site most of the time but this is just wrong. I really hope this is all a joke.
love how Katie really messed up on her second status saying the right path of killing her grandmother.. and saving all her nice stuff? really? getting such mixed messages here..
It’s a joke. It has to be. I don’t get it, but it has to be a joke. Otherwise… I just can’t think about it.
I believe this is some sort of high-level trolling… D:
What… just happened?
I don’t get it. She said “on the right path to kill my gram and get to save all of her nice things.” But then she said that’s not what she meant.
Wtf did she mean??
What else could she mean? How on earth could anyone interpret that any differently?
These girls are f**ked up.
I hope they get arrested and I hope it hits the news so we can all see…
I was thinking *maybe* that she means taking her grandmother off life support since she’s in the hospital. Since she lives with her grandmother it’s possible that her parents are gone and she’s the closest living relative so she would possibly have that power. It would make sense with the later comment about leaving it in gods hands ie, if God wants her to live then taking her off life support won’t kill her.
That’s my best guess.
Actually, this is right. With a bit of research I found her and of course she didn’t have the privacy settings correct. Reading the comments on THIS status that she made, she clarifies and says that she had to pull the plug on ‘grammy’.
Still pretty messed up. In another status she mentions ‘grammy’ being 46, which.. I dunno. Katie looks 20 herself.. Maybe it’s possible if they all had children in their teen years?
what is this i don’t even
what is this i don’t even…! D:
All I can say is, I’m glad she got that abortion just so there aren’t more people like her on the earth. People like her make me want to punch their mothers for giving birth to them.
Beyond f**ked up. Both of them… I am mortified to think this is what has become of humanity.
this saddens & scares me, who the hell are these people? and first concern is dirty house? second is drugs? third is whore dressing at church? i honestly hope this poor “grammy” did not live to see what was really thought of her… I named my daughter after my grandmother, she died 6 weeks later and I miss her every day…. the future of our nation horrifies me
Total troll. I know oxy addicts and while they are stupid as hell they aren’t that motivated to get excited about hot funeral outfits. (Meth, on the other hand…) Plus, use of term “GAHHH” has me suspicious. Not funny, not in the least.
…and the Tony thing is done…to death…already.
Not hard to find her. Just google a few names. I am sure the authorities will take care of this.
Anyone else think it’s possible that this could be Kasey Anthony? Just sayin…
Technically it should be *Roxi* not Roxy.
/drug spelling nazi
wrong. it’s roxy, and the plural is roxies. yes, i know it’s called roxicodone, but it’s still spelled roxy.
Wow, this is why tigers eat their young.
You people are obviously terrible at tracking down people. This was three clicks away.
http://i.imgur.com/IQf21.jpg
Aren’t you *not* allowed to give out personal information, like last names?
Wait…. She’s MARRIED?
Who in the world would …argh.
Found her on facebook, very easy, only two ppl with the name, she is now single
http://www.buzzfeed.com/yasrsly/katie-ann-brantly-killed-her-grams-1zl1
So, did we find the Roxy in the end?
so this girl is now celebrating the fact her grandma is dead and she got the house..
and her wall is full of links to her statuses/statusi where people are basically saying WTF on various websites.
also she has several updates about wire hangers.
oh please be a troll.
I thought you didn’t care…?
@Giggidy, that made me LOL.
Praying is just like writing a letter to Santa.
Vapid
mmm`kay
Apparently, it’s time to party: http://www.facebook.com/KaseyLocksworth#!/posted.php?id=111072802287413&share_id=167997003214210&comments=1#s167997003214210
This Kasey is the same Kasey that was aborting her baby……..
too bad her mom didn’t make the same choice about her
http://www.buzzfeed.com/yasrsly/katie-ann-brantly-killed-her-grams-1zl1
You’re welcome
I did some research…Kasey was a real person–there was a link on one of Katie’s statuses, and it took me to a page saying that it had been deleted. Someone else created the fake Kasey profile in the style of Katie’s. Also, I found a post where Katie is blasting the “fake profile nerd.” Katie, Todd, Matthew, and Savannah have their own profiles, and there is enough evidence that it is very very real, unfortunately.
According to Katie, her grandmother didn’t want to take oxycodone and so gave it to her to make her happy. Probably Katie just whined around and she gave it to her to shut her up.
In any case, yes, unfortunately these are real posts and profiles. The interactions with friends are real, and such. I think Katie just craves the attention.
I don’t see how being a troll and needing to be neutered are necessarily mutually exclusive…
This has to be a troll. There’s no way someone is this stupid and hasn’t gotten arrested yet, especially with THOUSANDS or possibly MILLIONS of online people reading this here, on Buzzfeed, and on Facebook. Also, that “Kasey” girl has tons of “wire hanger” posts on her page, with NO ONE telling her she’s fucked up, except in the post above, and it says “she’s a celebrity.” Celebrities are often very fake, so it could be a real girl(s) who is just FAKING this. Like an online show. Maybe her friends just aren’t in on. They could just be Online friends or friends they don’t see very often.
As for Katie, she’s obviously upset in her second post about the “grammy” by saying “HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN?” but in the first she complains about being home and having to clean without getting “roxy.” If she was so angry about KASEY saying “WHERE DO I GET ROXY,” why would she say it herself? I see inconsistencies. You don’t go from “shit grandma get out of the hospital so I can chill with Roxy and don’t have to clean” to “OMG DON’T BE SO MEAN SHE MIGHT REALLY DIE.” If you’re heartless, you’re heartless. If you’re not, you’re not. If she said “LOL I KNOW RIGHT?!” instead of “ur mean” then I’d reconsider.
Honestly, I think Matthew, Todd and Savannah are in on it. Matthew and Todd seem very religious, so there is no way they would CONTINUE to befriend someone like this. Also, they both ignored Kasey’s post. I think they’re just part of it to keep people assuming it’s real. The other people who don’t comment as much probably aren’t in on it, or weren’t and were told otherwise.
Matthew and Todd are religious enough to understand who or what roxy is.
well, i actually wanted to say they are religious enough to not to understand it
This is f’n funny, vote up for the WIN!!!!!
Don’t die granny, I need more drugs!!!!!
The only people who don’t find this funny are people who are either constantly bawwwwwwwwwing or people with no sense of humor.