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The Bright Side*

The Bright Side

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*See what I did there?

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  1. Giggidy says:

    Well that’s sexist. What, Yellow couldn’t meet her mother in a lightsaber battle?

  2. Ptree says:

    I wish I was adopted.

  3. Tony says:

    Who cares?

  4. lallie says:

    …aaaaand that is why you’re sharing it with your close friends on Facebook.

  5. Pink Floyd says:

    this is dumb!

  6. b says:

    No name or pic, so it could be an update from a cat whose crazy owner made them an FB page. And then their cat buddy responded…no?

    WHY ARE YOU SHARING THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS?

    (Lightsaber battle FTW)

  7. Eric says:

    What he did there?

    I saw it.

    Yep.

  8. Snarg says:

    Pink seems like a douchebag.

  9. Quagmire says:

    We no speak americano.

  10. j says:

    i see what you did thar.

  11. esternerfer says:

    Tony is clearly a virgin. And no one cares. Except for him.

  12. Drew says:

    Blue’s life is average.

  13. Tony says:

    I don’t care anyway

  14. One Person says:

    my comment is awaiting moderation…wtf is that about?

  15. somebodyman says:

    You just made your title look like the new Walmart logo.

  16. emilylittel says:

    Tony, I can see you are new to this. It’s okay, you don’t have to post over and over. Just a couple times….then read. It’s like being a good listener only not. And if you don’t take my advise….well, I don’t care. You need to find a life or someone to talk to.

  17. 00110111 says:

    I’ve never heard of such a unit of measurement, when referring to ejaculatory fluids. Actually, I thought Tony was mildly amusing. You folks, are a collective of rage-posting noobs. Seriously. Got no sense of humour? Get the hell off failbook, and for your choice of lexicon, I would suggest you get the hell off the internet in general. Additionally, don’t know what lexicon means? Get off your ass and find a dictionary, since I banned you from my interwebs and now you can’t google it.

  18. dave says:

    If your child is old enough to post on Facebook – then you should have told them they were adopted several years ago.

    Seriously, isn’t that one of the first rules of adoption, that you never try to keep it a secret from the child?

  19. lol says:

    I see what you did there.

  20. nathan says:

    Tony, STFU if you dont care stop reading it.
    seriously how long did it take to do all of those “Who Cares” things get a life !!!

  21. Marksers says:

    Being an adopted child myself, I also hope for blue’s statement will come to pass!

  22. Cats says:

    It would definitely be cool as long as you made sure your hand wasn’t sliced off in the process. That kinda would suck.

  23. chanman says:

    epic fail for pink :P
    who the hell likes “just found out im adopted”!?
    epic lols

  24. Anon Nymous says:

    Just remember…if you meet an old man by the side of the road and he pisses you off, don’t kill him! And if you do, don’t marry the queen of that land.


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