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The Punishment Fits the Crime

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  1. L0L says:

    Wow, is this really what people think is funny now-a days? You should really be ashamed, I didnt even smirk at this.

  2. Cpt. Obvious says:

    next

  3. 2HOT4U says:

    This isn’t funny…

  4. Quagmire says:

    Self-punishment FTW.

  5. StewieFromFG says:

    Okay… Cool… What the F are crocs?

  6. blah says:

    If you regret it, then return them.
    Problem solved.

  7. somebodyman says:

    Having Crocs is like having an Ed Hardy T-shirt or a Hummer or a Prius.

  8. somebodyman says:

    Having Crocs is like having an Ed Hardy shirt, driving a Hummer and/or a Prius.

  9. Hertz says:

    Why croc’s? What’s wrong with ‘gators?

  10. they call me fluffy says:

    people still wear those things O.o

    • starling says:

      Yup, my wife has 5 broken bones in her foot, it’s the only beach shoe she can wear. I’m sure there are a lot of other people who can’t wear water shoes or flip-flops too.

      • whatwhattheoriginal says:

        Sadly, I do own a pair. So does my daughter, but she’s 5. I wear mine like slippers when I go into my basement, the floors aren’t finished and they’re easier to slip on then sneakers. I also wear mine boating sometimes, they’re more comfortable than those stupid toe things in flip flops.
        *Don’t hate on me though, I don’t wear them out in public, like shopping or anything…

  11. B says:

    HAHA, I would unfriend this person, too.

  12. Georgie says:

    It depends on what kind of Crocs he/she bought. Some of the designs aren’t half-bad.

  13. ClariPossum says:

    What I find interesting is that everyone seems to assume people buy those things for style. I think most people buy them because they’re comfortable… or so I’ve heard anyway. I’ve also heard they’re expensive, so they’re not on my shopping list anyway.

    • starling says:

      People who buy them for style, now THEY are saddos! Because, let’s face it, they aren’t. So I don’t see the point in getting black ones (and wearing them with a suit, I’ve seen that, I mean WTF?!) If you gotta get Crocs, you can just as well go for the silly bright ones.

      Got mine for a fiver. You have to know where to look.

  14. Omega65 says:

    Thongs (or flip-flops as they are known as in other countries) are comfortable too, and only cost about $8 a pair. Why would you consider a pair of $39.00 crocs?

    • ClariPossum says:

      I personally wouldn’t, as I’ve said, but they would probably stay on your feet better than flip-flops, and I get the impression they’ve got good arch support or something.

      But anyway, I’m just saying, I don’t think most people buy them for fashion reasons.

      • the vieve says:

        this was my comment on facebook and i bought them because i hate flip flops with a burning passion and i figured crocs would do the job….but they look so dumb

        i needed flip flops to lifeguard btw

        • whatwhattheoriginal says:

          They do look dumb, but I’ll bet they’re super comfy right?

          • Zillah says:

            They do look dumb, and, yes, they’re butt ugly but they are also very very comfortable. I never thought I’d own a pair, then I tried them on and loved them. I don’t care what other people say about my shoes. I don’t dress for them. My feet are happy and so am I.

    • roundheresomewhere says:

      cause they will make u look gay ??? duhh !!

    • A sapient raccoon says:

      Crocs are only $39 if you get the name-brand ones. You can get the exact same product made by a different company for $5.

    • starling says:

      Flip-flops aren’t comfortable, they hurt between your toes, are too thin, and go all over the place!

      • Shipoopi says:

        nope, they are comfortable, quit buying the ones with rubber thongs and you’ll find that our for yourself

        that’s when you’ll stop wearing those plastic sandal/shoes

  15. Steve says:

    I just thought that “crocs” meant crocodiles. I never heard of any shoes by that name before now.

    But you have to admit, any friend who would buy crocodiles as pets would have to be one of your cooler friends.

  16. Duke says:

    Not so ashamed that he didn’t rush right home and tell 500,000,000 people, though.

    I suppose he got some Croc Butter to go with them, too.

  17. taly says:

    ahaha
    “I’m unfriending you.”

    good for him.

  18. Ari says:

    Wow, is this what the ‘cool kids’ are judging each other by now? Crocs? They’re comfortable, they’re durable, they’re versatile for outdoorsy stuff. Anyone who would ‘unfriend’ me for wearing crocs– be my guest.

  19. Slavezer0s says:

    Crocs orignal intent was to be a “nursing shoe” meaning they are comfortable and supportive for long periods in which u are on ur feet. also their original design was more of a shoe, but when they were tested ppl found it better if they were slip ons. sometimes when u have a minute its nice to take ur shoes off. If u pay attention when ur at the hospital (most hospitals anyway) u see a lot of crocs.


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