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Optimism

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  1. michaebr says:

    just bring your dancer

  2. Vicarious says:

    FREE COMMENT

  3. Blazey says:

    This just made my day. I actually laughed so hard people at work turned around and asked what was wrong.

    WIN

  4. mitchell93 says:

    free repeated poster

  5. Quagmire says:

    FREE TIBET … oh wait a second… this is now how things work.

  6. vaguna says:

    free penis

  7. Jenneh says:

    I’d just go ahead and lock my bike to theirs. And then hide and laugh.

  8. Mewfymewf says:

    That’s a common way to steal a bicycle. The bicycle will be chained there until a time of night when the thief can come up to both bikes with bolt cutters and take his bike and his victims’ bike.

    It is a theft in progress, so it should be reported to the cops immediately.

  9. put name here says:

    FREE WORD

  10. E says:

    Would you like a free stripper with that pole?

  11. DayChief says:

    FREE MARC EMERY !! lol

  12. bigyellowdinosaur says:

    Jack Johnson- “Do You Remember?”
    part of it says,
    “So I was late for class, I locked my bike to yours… I guess that I was afraid that if you rolled away you might not roll back my direction really soon.”

    maybe this person has a crush on you and this is how they’re going to get to talk to you :)
    (in a fluffy cheesy world anyway)

  13. Hobson's Choice says:

    North Pole? Free Zing.

  14. Adam says:

    Morgan FREEman!

  15. bekbob says:

    That was truly LOL funny.

  16. Ninny says:

    Free shower curtain!

  17. 3DSarge says:

    I lol’d

  18. Anto says:

    I like red!

  19. Epictrollisepic says:

    Optimism for the win!

  20. Nah'msayin says:

    FREE BILL STICKERS

  21. brubeck says:

    They’re all chained to a pole dancer.


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