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Tyler is a Smartass

Tyler is a Smartass

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Nice.

  2. Idi Amin Dada says:

    That’s nothing!

  3. Problem Child says:

    Rodgers a winner. ;)

  4. Loki says:

    Good one.

  5. Vicarious says:

    Meh…

  6. kyur says:

    eh, that’s not a fail, it’s just dumb.

  7. Anon says:

    Maybe I’m weird, but I thought it was funny.

  8. Name (required) says:

    Nope, the third comment says “Unlike” meaning who ever submitted this to failbook liked that one but did not like the other two.

  9. Pyro says:

    better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass

  10. GuessWho says:

    True that.

  11. K B says:

    A black widow is a kind of venomous spider.

  12. Kasek says:

    I lol’d, if only because I thought of spiders first and people second.

  13. Duke says:

    And I laughed because “racist” has become the new “epic:” a word that the internet and its many misapplications have totally stripped of all meaning.

    It’s become such a knee-jerk reaction that while part of me wants to believe Tyler was making a joke about that very knee-jerk tendency, most of me thinks he probably heard “black” and assumed “racism.”

  14. Eregut says:

    Spiders? Who said anything about spiders?

  15. lcmortensen says:

    Wasn’t he supposed to put that on Paul Henry’s Facebook status?

  16. Tyler says:

    trollface.jpg

  17. I freely admit I’m racist against black widows and brown recluses. Death to all of them.

  18. lalala says:

    I believe the proper term would be “Hate Crime”

  19. mike says:

    FAMILY REUNION!!

  20. MuddyJeeper says:

    NERD ALERT!! wait…what… someone killed Natasha Kerensky??

  21. kigero says:

    does anyone really think tyler believes that a friend of his got into a situation where they absolutely, positively had kill a bereaved mother and 20 of her offspring (regardless of colour)? its just a joke and i found it funny

  22. Allison says:

    Could’ve worded that a little better…

  23. Stefanie says:

    Capitalization is important. :)

    Example:
    “I just had to kill a Black Widow and her twenty children.”– the poster has killed spiders.

    “I just had to kill a black widow and her twenty children.”– the poster has just become a serial killer.

    Big difference.

  24. B0saif says:

    funny…

    win @ tayler : racist


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