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  1. egg=cheese says:

    Orange wins forever…

  2. Gamons says:

    WARNING: May contain huge numbers of win.

  3. troooolllll says:

    The CSI thing is getting really old….

  4. Someone says:

    But he did see him coming, that was what the whole thing was about.

  5. AalphaA says:

    This was lame.

  6. Epictrollisepic says:

    the coming joke is getting old.

  7. Giggidy says:

    This is alright. Seen better.

  8. unsorted says:

    Narc

  9. hask says:

    pictures or it was your in vehicle

  10. Sorta says:

    Actually, given the situation- it’s quite possible Blue DID see that coming…

  11. Sigh. says:

    The CSI puns can be incredibly funny… But this one was used already.

    http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/07/15/funny-facebook-fails-horatio-caine-would-be-proud/

  12. dedawen says:

    I worked for for almost 12 years. This happened more frequently than you could imagine.

  13. MsBuzz says:

    Why would you call and complain about that dude? Poor guy just needed a little private time.

    Sometimes the urge is overwhelming.

    • Dean says:

      I know right, some people just need to mind their own business.

    • annimal says:

      That’s actually what I thought. That’s like calling the cops on a couple doing it in their car in the middle of the night.

    • k-girl says:

      well, that may be, but there’s a couple things wrong with that. one, it’s technically illegal, because it’s Indecent Exposure as he’s out in public, regardless of if he’s in his car or not. two, that doesnt exactly reflect well on his company. i sure wouldn’t call for the services of a company if it seems all their employees do is pleasure themselves when they’re supposed to be working. three, there could have been small children able to see him like that woman. i dunno about you, but if i had seen something like that when i was a kid, i would have been scarred for life lol

      that being said, i know what you mean. but the least he could have done was find a nearby bathroom :P

      • Derpintimmy says:

        He’s in a semi. How would little kids see him, and it doesn’t matter to me that it’s illegal as long as he’s trying to keep it private.

  14. timooo says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  15. Derpintimmy says:

    In the trucker’s defense, how often do you think he has to go home and jerk off? The poor dude’s on the road for days at a time. What the hell else is he supposed to do? And don’t say go to a bathroom, because public bathrooms are nasty, gross smelling places, and that makes it hard to fap.

  16. 17R3W says:

    He stole that joke from the comments of the “Got it the eye” post last week.

  17. sowhat says:

    so he’s a wanker, so what. I do that to my husband all the time, and its fun in semi-public places like a car, the woods, behind a building, whatever. He always thinks the best he@d is outside, too. I’m down.

  18. 70lemonslemons says:

    Must’ve been someone from Virgin Mobile.


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