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Zing #227

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  1. Bugs Bunny says:

    what a retarded call

  2. Bugs Bunny says:

    did she died?

  3. Acies says:

    how do people number zings?

  4. b says:

    As a former victim of domestic violence, and someone who works with the developmentally disabled, I find this post extremely lolarious.

  5. Anony says:

    First, her bf is a cruel bastard and needs to go to jail for being a cruel bastard. Second, she’s a cruel bastard for laughing about it and should go to jail with him for being a cruel bastard.

    Third.. WIN.

    • Hi says:

      No he does not need to.
      Going to jail is of no necessity to him. I do not think he set himself any goals that can only be fulfilled by him going to jail.

  6. racheal says:

    too funny! smartass

  7. Pink floyd says:

    PWNED 180 XD! tushay

  8. The_Dude_that_failed says:

    Her boyfriend is a violent douchebag and she’s a complete idiot. I wish them syphilis.

  9. Giggidy says:

    I really hope she doesn’t mean literal retard, as in mentally handicapped. Although no one really uses it that way anymore so I doubt it.

    • Chikki says:

      I know what you mean. I was considered a retard by my peers in Middle school just because I couldn’t communicate as well as everyone else… and because I got worked up over the smallest things. The mentally challenged don’t deserve abuse like this. So I’m with you, I hope by “retard” they meant someone who ACTUALLY deserved it.

    • The Dog Ate It says:

      That’s what I thought when I read it.

  10. Hobson's Choice says:

    So the boyfriend facepalmed, yes?

  11. Teresa says:

    Wow they sound like great people…

  12. Aaron says:

    Bigotry fail.

  13. timooo says:

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  14. Karma says:

    really, there is nothing to prove that the person he slapped was a mentally or physically challenged person. I have a strong feeling they’re talking about someone they all belive to be an idiot, and used the word retard instead, very common among todays youth.

  15. caramelhighlites says:

    WIN made my day :)

  16. Laura says:

    I applaud this Zing.

  17. a guy that lol'd says:

    lol owned, now make me my goddam sammich!

  18. ravyn says:

    BAZINGA!!

  19. whip313 says:

    In junior high some bullies figured out they could have their fun and be congratulated for it by giving a retard a rolled up newspaper and picking someone for him to hit with it. If the person did nothing, everyone laughed at them cuz a retard was beating them with a newspaper, and if they resisted the abuse at all, the bullies beat them up for picking on a retard. A neighbor of mine got picked on every day for a week before I popped that retard a right cross and knocked him even more senseless for a couple of seconds… he got is ass handed to him by the bullies but that retard refused to do it any more after that day… so sometimes slapping a retard could be in the best interest of the greater good. Now THAT is lolarious.

  20. CathleenDJ says:

    OMG He\She is soo mean }=(
    I IZ NOT AMUSED!

  21. jamisgood says:

    Never go full retard…

  22. BigBangTheory says:

    BAZINGA!

  23. I Fart Excellence says:

    It’s sickening that this stupid B*tch thinks that slapping a mentally challenged person is funny, but HILARIOUS that her friends mistake her for the victim! I wish her and her douche-bag boyfriend anal worms and all forms of STD infestation. That’s all I have to say about that.


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