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White Rap

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  1. Jammds says:

    I dont get it :S

  2. Aemon says:

    Lame.
    One of the worst I’ve ever seen on here. I want to face pound Katie.

  3. Cleo says:

    Yeeeaaaahhhh…… >_>

  4. iPid says:

    Fatty maek a funneh.

  5. buffy says:

    That is AWESOME.

  6. NormanBates says:

    Katie sounds hot…

  7. Jess says:

    Ok, I actually thought this was really funny. I must be white.

  8. Giggidy says:

    What do you plan to do with all of that needless trash, all of that needless trash inside of your bottom?

    I plan to cause you to become intoxicated, become intoxicated because of my bottom, my bottom, my bottom my bottom my bottom.
    My bottom, my bottom, and also my nice large breasts.

  9. OMG!!! That was THE BEST grammar correcting song I’d ever heard!

  10. Blake says:

    My question is, how does rap (grammatically correct or not) go with acoustic guitar?

  11. funfungiguy says:

    I like large gluteus areas, and I must be truthful about it.
    The rest of the gentlemen reading this post must admit that when a woman with a slender figure excepting a large gluteus area appears, your penis becomes erect.

    • Kriss Roxx says:

      WIN!

    • buffy says:

      …and you must cease the activity you are currently engaged in, and attempt to garner her attention, and take her photograph. Because her gluteal musculature is compacted tightly into her trousers.

    • Jessie says:

      Total epic win! I think that was far better than Katie’s.

    • Jeff Kelly says:

      I like big posteriors and I cannot prevaricate

    • funfungiguy says:

      Many people will not appreciate this musical piece because they would prefer to have sexual intercourse with any particular woman but once before taking interest elsewhere.
      I, one the other hand, would prefer to have numerous sexual experiences with the same woman, as my penis has great length, I am able to lift heavy objects well, and I enjoy the sensation of rubbing objects against other objects.

      • funfungiguy says:

        The woman you are currently in an amorous relationship with owns a Japanese automobile, and enjoys watching video footage of Jane Fonda exercising.
        However, while Jane Fonda also owns a Japanese automobile, it is currently not operational, as it is lacking an engine.
        I, madame, find this to be relevant, because I have a large nonvenomous boa constrictor of the genus Eunectes, which is not interested in eating unless its food has been wrapped in a small, usually sweet, bread.

    • Skye says:

      bahahahaha

      win

  12. Chikki says:

    WIN!! That’s pretty clever XD

  13. seven says:

    This wins. Forever.

  14. OutofTowner says:

    *sigh* so, I’m not hip to what the kids are doing these days… For what song has she devised such a pleasant grammatical correction?

    • elizabeth. says:

      My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

    • Kuroro says:

      The original version of what she sang is “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like “it’s better than yours”. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.”

      it’s not all THAT new… probably 7ish years? i don’t listen to much music personally but I’ve heard that part lol very popular

  15. Guided says:

    The “proper English” version of milkshake has been on the Internet for years.

  16. CrazyMango says:

    How is this a fail? It’s a WIN!

  17. neeps says:

    Oddly, I’ve been singing this song in kinda the same way for a few days now. But her version is sooooo much better! HAH

  18. Ami says:

    I just saved this to my hard drive as “Vanilla Milkshake.”

  19. IddyBiddy says:

    This made my day!

  20. Bee says:

    Not to be a party pooper, but this isn’t an original take by Katie. I’ve seen/heard this for years. It’s even on an entry for “Milkshake” on urbandictonary.com dated in 2007.

  21. Frank says:

    How old is this? Cause… http://www.amirite.net/99163

    This has been around for a while.

  22. Java says:

    Unoriginal. Fail. Like the above stated, this song has been broken down before, like many others.

  23. lol says:

    in what realm of existence is “milkshake” considered rap?

  24. shoop da whoop says:

    i would like to have mindless rutting sex in her vulva

  25. Hobson's Choice says:

    With who? And how would you both fit?

  26. GMS says:

    This is spectacularly awesome! LMAO

  27. uncle jesse's hair says:

    “Absolutely, it far surpasses yours” is grammatically awkward and ugly if not outright wrong. There’s actually very little wrong with the original chorus lyrics. Whiteifying /= fixing grammar.

    • konkonsn says:

      Thank you! I was trying to figure out what was grammatically wrong with the original. Seriously people, the white version isn’t any more “correct” than the original.

  28. orson buggy says:

    I tried to write a blues song about my polo pony needing a shoe replaced but my farrier was taking a cruise. It didn’t work out.

    So much for the blues career of Nearsighted Asthmatic Orson.

  29. Lulz says:

    Milkshake (white version)

  30. Nahhh says:

    Katie the acoustic plagiarist…

    …I got nuthin’.

  31. Dolemite says:

    The police have witnessed me driving my vehicle, which they disapprove of because they and I are not socially compatible. They are observing me carefully so as to witness me performing any illegal activity while operating the vehicle.

  32. not just a small town girl says:

    Katie’s milkshake…
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    Brings all guy failbookers to her lawn!
    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  33. Nerve says:

    That male gentlemen is using his legs to propel himself into our homes through the windows and proceeding to steal the members of our families and carry them away for his own devices in an attempt to force involuntary sexual activity upon their bodies. Therefore, it is mandatory that we make our children invisible to this man’s line of sight, and we must do the same to our significant others, whether it be wife or husband, because this rather unpleasant gentleman is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse with the majority of this area’s population in this region.

    • Bluuueface says:

      You are quite uneducated. You are so uneducated. Truthfully.

      • the_strange_cat says:

        Thou art not required to report to us and confess thy doings, for we are making an attempt to search for and pursue thou. We are exceedingly confident in our ability to locate thou, doer of illicit activity. Therefore, thou may visit thy accomplices and report to them our message to thou, young man of thy abode.

        • fishiefishies says:

          LOVE. IT.

          (Three quibbles:

          1. “Is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse” above should be “is forcing others to engage in involuntary sexual intercourse.”

          2. The objective form of “thou” is “thee,” so the text should read “search for and pursue thee,” “locate thee,” and “to thee.”

          3. The correct second person singular informal conjugation of “may” is “mayest”; thus the text should read “thou mayest visit thy accomplices.”)

          Still, LOVE IT. (I don’t create diamonds of genius; I just polish them. Hence the editing.)

          • the_strange_cat says:

            I thankest thee…while writing that, I kind of had a feeling that it should be “thee” and not “thou,” but I had no desire to appear stupid by using random forms of the word, so I just said “thou.”
            Cool story, self. :)

    • Giggidy says:

      This I like.

    • HollyShort says:

      You’ve won the internet.

    • wren says:

      As opposed to what, a female gentleman?

    • Nerve says:

      Now, for the lengthened version, because I felt like it.

      That male gentlemen is using his legs to propel himself into our homes through the windows and proceeding to steal the members of our families and carry them away for his own devices in an attempt to force involuntary sexual activity upon their bodies. Therefore, it is mandatory that we make our children invisible to this man’s line of sight, and we must do the same to our significant others, whether it be wife or husband, because this rather unpleasant gentleman is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse with the majority of this area’s population in this region.

      In a direct reply to this particular gentlemen who may or may not be viewing this news broadcast, I shall state that you, sir, need not compensate for your actions by relieving yourself of guilt and handing yourself in to the police, because myself, my family, my neighbours, and the police are all searching for you, and I can guarantee that we are going to search you out. We’re going to find you. So, you can quickly and urgently travel in order to retell that statement of mine to whomever you so choose. Run quickly and tell of my warning, my “inquisitively close” male “companion.”

      In fact, we possess many of your personal articles of clothing, such as your t-shirt, that you left behind while attempting to forcefully engage in sexual activity with my dear sister. We also have dusted for your fingerprints, which, as well as your t-shirt, are lined with your DNA in order to help us locate you. Therefore, you are quite uneducated. You are SO uneducated. Honestly. You are quite dumb to the finest degree of idiocy. My sister has referred to you also as an idiot and has given a hint that you may be from the unwealthy area of town.

      “Homeboy.” My, what words used these days!

    • KidCollege says:

      i live in the area where the event that song is based on happened.

  34. random person says:

    +1 internetz

  35. Kriss Roxx says:

    Ok, this isn’t rap, but…

    I do not wish to be a resident of the United States of America with a relatively low IQ

  36. Elizabeta says:

    btw guys who are saying ‘this is unoriginal’ she never acctually claimed to have written it, and could very likely have copied and pasted it from that website, which her friend knew, but she didn’t think worthy of clarifying so that haters would understand. That’s not a rap, it’s the truth. lol :) . Yes, that just happened.

  37. james anon says:

    More jokes imported from 4-chan…..sigh….this is getting sad

  38. saladore says:

    Stolen from urban dictionary.. fail..

  39. Catti says:

    Lmao. This is scary. I’m a grammar nazi named Katie, too, and my friends and I love making verbose jokes…I’m scared…I might be a clone. Or have one. D;

  40. Joe Bro says:

    They Observe Me Driving In My AutoMobile

    They Dis Approving

  41. d says:

    next generation rap

  42. BreakingNYC says:

    My frozen dairy beverage brigeth all the gentlefolk to the yard, and they claim, Surely tis better than thine! Surely tis better than thine! However I must instruct thee that surely i shall levy a fee.

  43. alreadylookedforitwaybackwhen says:

    I don’t know if someone already mentioned this (I obviously didn’t read all the comments…), but this is copied from urban dicionary.

    I know this, because a few months ago I looked up “milkshake” there (I was just wondering, hehe), and found that paragraph. I had also quoted it in my fb status :)

  44. Angela says:

    Do you know the middle age version of “Milkshake”?
    My iced beverage solicits all the juvenile males to my yard
    So I called the police.

    It’s a short song.

  45. WB says:

    I awoke this morning and felt the need to thank my lord and savior, I am not aware but this day seems somewhat peculiar, no unecessicary noise from my pet, no unwanted toxins in the air, and my mother fixed me a meal this morning with no pork.

  46. funfungiguy says:

    I own a Ford Mustang with a 4.9 litre, Windsor V8 Engine, and I was driving it, with the convertible top back, in order to enjoy the pleasurable sensation of the wind moving at a high velocity through my hair. There were young women nearby, who gestured a greeting towards me.
    Now you may ask if I applied the brakes and reduced my automobile’s speed to a complete stop, and I will reply that I did not, but continued on to the next intersection, made a left turn to my intended destination, and realized that said destination lacked the level of excitement I was hoping for.
    I drove away and continued until I arrived at the point where Florida State Road A1A meets Beachfront Avenue, where I found scantily clad females who showed discomfort due to the warm temperatures, and individuals who in addition to being the operators of Lamborghini automobiles, they also happened to be especially fond of American contemporary artist Alexis Rockman, who is best known for his paintings which depict the precarious relationship between mankind and nature.

  47. thecreatureinthesky says:

    *remuneration

  48. Star says:

    Ya’ll are idiots those lyrics where posted on Fancast for gods sake you all troll HOW many obnoxious hours a day and you haven’t run across this? Just plain sad.

  49. dan says:

    This is why white people should not rap.

  50. icydeath says:

    sadly im this white. I really pronounce each word correctly like that unlike in rap were the words are said lazily.

  51. budleee says:

    LOL

    all the American English translation is funny

  52. william says:

    they see me driving with haste they dislike me the law enforcement try to arrest me driving illicitly.

  53. the_strange_cat says:

    Each morning, I awake feeling as if I am P-Diddy. I retrieve my spectacles, and leave, prepared to enjoy myself in the busier areas of town. But before I go, I maintain oral hygeine with a container of brand-name whiskey.

  54. chichi says:

    marry me katie

  55. 17R3W says:

    That’s verbatim from the Stephanie Miller show.

  56. Sally says:

    NO! Is it? It is! It’s Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer! What a legend.

  57. posca says:

    lmfao!!!!!!!!!

  58. Tyke says:

    White version much better for some strange reason XD


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