“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it’s better than yours, damn right it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’ll have to charge.”
That would mean the Beatles were rappers, they really were ahead of their time.
A submarine and a submersible are different things, and “to live” is the same verb, no matter how you use it, Cthulhu.
What’s hateful about being white? It’s just a culture. I’m glad she’s not rapping if she’s “very white” because then she’d just look like a tool. Although for satire purposes it could be hugely amusing.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don’t, those who prefer trinary, and those who think all your base are belong to base 4.
What do you plan to do with all of that needless trash, all of that needless trash inside of your bottom?
I plan to cause you to become intoxicated, become intoxicated because of my bottom, my bottom, my bottom my bottom my bottom.
My bottom, my bottom, and also my nice large breasts.
You’re either one of the douches who gives a bad rep to people by pulling the race card for all and anything that happens to you including the sky being blue, or one of those ultra-liberal little white kids who lives in their parents’ basement and mouths off to the whole world about how absolutely anything, even breathing, is “racist”.
There was NOTHING racist in what the chick said. Nothing at all. Pull your head out of your ass, will you?
I like large gluteus areas, and I must be truthful about it.
The rest of the gentlemen reading this post must admit that when a woman with a slender figure excepting a large gluteus area appears, your penis becomes erect.
…and you must cease the activity you are currently engaged in, and attempt to garner her attention, and take her photograph. Because her gluteal musculature is compacted tightly into her trousers.
Many people will not appreciate this musical piece because they would prefer to have sexual intercourse with any particular woman but once before taking interest elsewhere.
I, one the other hand, would prefer to have numerous sexual experiences with the same woman, as my penis has great length, I am able to lift heavy objects well, and I enjoy the sensation of rubbing objects against other objects.
The woman you are currently in an amorous relationship with owns a Japanese automobile, and enjoys watching video footage of Jane Fonda exercising.
However, while Jane Fonda also owns a Japanese automobile, it is currently not operational, as it is lacking an engine.
I, madame, find this to be relevant, because I have a large nonvenomous boa constrictor of the genus Eunectes, which is not interested in eating unless its food has been wrapped in a small, usually sweet, bread.
The original version of what she sang is “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like “it’s better than yours”. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.”
it’s not all THAT new… probably 7ish years? i don’t listen to much music personally but I’ve heard that part lol very popular
Not to be a party pooper, but this isn’t an original take by Katie. I’ve seen/heard this for years. It’s even on an entry for “Milkshake” on urbandictonary.com dated in 2007.
Wow, obviously you can’t read very well or either your brain doesn’t comprehend, because I obviously pointed out that others have said this is unoriginal and fail. And, here you go again, pointing the same thing out.
Um, yes. I did say that your comment stated that. But just because you point it out, doesn’t make your comment any less unoriginal and, as it were, a fail. So there.
I’ve heard the backseats are quite spacious, on account of Swedes having such long legs. Plus, the driver’s seat reclines all the way back, and the gearstick is small enough to be unobtrusive, so I think this is quite a goo…
For the longer, detailed version regarding subject and object pronouns, buy a book. I suggest Swan. That’s what I used when I first started training English teachers eleven years ago…
“Absolutely, it far surpasses yours” is grammatically awkward and ugly if not outright wrong. There’s actually very little wrong with the original chorus lyrics. Whiteifying /= fixing grammar.
Thank you! I was trying to figure out what was grammatically wrong with the original. Seriously people, the white version isn’t any more “correct” than the original.
The police have witnessed me driving my vehicle, which they disapprove of because they and I are not socially compatible. They are observing me carefully so as to witness me performing any illegal activity while operating the vehicle.
That male gentlemen is using his legs to propel himself into our homes through the windows and proceeding to steal the members of our families and carry them away for his own devices in an attempt to force involuntary sexual activity upon their bodies. Therefore, it is mandatory that we make our children invisible to this man’s line of sight, and we must do the same to our significant others, whether it be wife or husband, because this rather unpleasant gentleman is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse with the majority of this area’s population in this region.
Thou art not required to report to us and confess thy doings, for we are making an attempt to search for and pursue thou. We are exceedingly confident in our ability to locate thou, doer of illicit activity. Therefore, thou may visit thy accomplices and report to them our message to thou, young man of thy abode.
I thankest thee…while writing that, I kind of had a feeling that it should be “thee” and not “thou,” but I had no desire to appear stupid by using random forms of the word, so I just said “thou.”
Cool story, self.
Now, for the lengthened version, because I felt like it.
That male gentlemen is using his legs to propel himself into our homes through the windows and proceeding to steal the members of our families and carry them away for his own devices in an attempt to force involuntary sexual activity upon their bodies. Therefore, it is mandatory that we make our children invisible to this man’s line of sight, and we must do the same to our significant others, whether it be wife or husband, because this rather unpleasant gentleman is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse with the majority of this area’s population in this region.
In a direct reply to this particular gentlemen who may or may not be viewing this news broadcast, I shall state that you, sir, need not compensate for your actions by relieving yourself of guilt and handing yourself in to the police, because myself, my family, my neighbours, and the police are all searching for you, and I can guarantee that we are going to search you out. We’re going to find you. So, you can quickly and urgently travel in order to retell that statement of mine to whomever you so choose. Run quickly and tell of my warning, my “inquisitively close” male “companion.”
In fact, we possess many of your personal articles of clothing, such as your t-shirt, that you left behind while attempting to forcefully engage in sexual activity with my dear sister. We also have dusted for your fingerprints, which, as well as your t-shirt, are lined with your DNA in order to help us locate you. Therefore, you are quite uneducated. You are SO uneducated. Honestly. You are quite dumb to the finest degree of idiocy. My sister has referred to you also as an idiot and has given a hint that you may be from the unwealthy area of town.
btw guys who are saying ‘this is unoriginal’ she never acctually claimed to have written it, and could very likely have copied and pasted it from that website, which her friend knew, but she didn’t think worthy of clarifying so that haters would understand. That’s not a rap, it’s the truth. lol . Yes, that just happened.
Lmao. This is scary. I’m a grammar nazi named Katie, too, and my friends and I love making verbose jokes…I’m scared…I might be a clone. Or have one. D;
My frozen dairy beverage brigeth all the gentlefolk to the yard, and they claim, Surely tis better than thine! Surely tis better than thine! However I must instruct thee that surely i shall levy a fee.
I don’t know if someone already mentioned this (I obviously didn’t read all the comments…), but this is copied from urban dicionary.
I know this, because a few months ago I looked up “milkshake” there (I was just wondering, hehe), and found that paragraph. I had also quoted it in my fb status
I awoke this morning and felt the need to thank my lord and savior, I am not aware but this day seems somewhat peculiar, no unecessicary noise from my pet, no unwanted toxins in the air, and my mother fixed me a meal this morning with no pork.
I own a Ford Mustang with a 4.9 litre, Windsor V8 Engine, and I was driving it, with the convertible top back, in order to enjoy the pleasurable sensation of the wind moving at a high velocity through my hair. There were young women nearby, who gestured a greeting towards me.
Now you may ask if I applied the brakes and reduced my automobile’s speed to a complete stop, and I will reply that I did not, but continued on to the next intersection, made a left turn to my intended destination, and realized that said destination lacked the level of excitement I was hoping for.
I drove away and continued until I arrived at the point where Florida State Road A1A meets Beachfront Avenue, where I found scantily clad females who showed discomfort due to the warm temperatures, and individuals who in addition to being the operators of Lamborghini automobiles, they also happened to be especially fond of American contemporary artist Alexis Rockman, who is best known for his paintings which depict the precarious relationship between mankind and nature.
Ya’ll are idiots those lyrics where posted on Fancast for gods sake you all troll HOW many obnoxious hours a day and you haven’t run across this? Just plain sad.
Each morning, I awake feeling as if I am P-Diddy. I retrieve my spectacles, and leave, prepared to enjoy myself in the busier areas of town. But before I go, I maintain oral hygeine with a container of brand-name whiskey.
I dont get it :S
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right, it’s better than yours, damn right it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’ll have to charge.”
Piece of sh*t Nigga “music”.
trololololololo
I currently reside in an aquatic vessel.
dont you mean “we are all currently living in a yellow submersible”
Or perhaps he meant “I’m on a Boat”
That would mean the Beatles were rappers, they really were ahead of their time.
A submarine and a submersible are different things, and “to live” is the same verb, no matter how you use it, Cthulhu.
Love his music
Her* It’s Kelis’ song “Milkshake”
Thanks!
I don’t get your last sentence though. Wasn’t the Holocaust before you were born?
I don’t get your sentence. Who said anything about Jewish people?
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, *and they’re like,* it’s better than yours…”
WTF ! RACES muathfuker !
youtube “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard”
Lame.
One of the worst I’ve ever seen on here. I want to face pound Katie.
I want to marry her and pound something else
*LIKE*
Seconded!
What if she’s a chub?
even better! chub girls like it in the bum bum
Not all of us!
More tushy for the pushy
Agreed. This is honestly probably thee worst that I’ve ever seen on here…
“I’m so White”, so sad to see such self-hate these days.
Who said they hate that about themselves? Nothing bad about knowing who you are and what you’re capable of.
It’s not self-hate: “I am too civilized to rap.” – Gee, what a problem to have.
I dont see what’s uncivil about rapping.
What’s hateful about being white? It’s just a culture. I’m glad she’s not rapping if she’s “very white” because then she’d just look like a tool. Although for satire purposes it could be hugely amusing.
You fail. Katie WINS.
wow, that makes you sound big.
Yeeeaaaahhhh…… >_>
You forgot to put on your glasses Horatio.
Who?
Fatty maek a funneh.
Hey, those who take great schadenfreude in being cantankerous will persist in their cantankerousness.
Lol, I see what you did there.
Nothing funny about googling.
Except that some people are able to use those words in their vocabulary without googling…
But funny that some people assume it’s impossible…
That is AWESOME.
Agreed.
thirded
Forthedededed.
awesome to the fifth degree
6th Sense.
awesomesauce x 7
Eightastic!!!
c-c-x8 combo breaker!!
*like* x 10^9
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don’t, those who prefer trinary, and those who think all your base are belong to base 4.
my power level only reads 11 but im curenntly trying to reach 9000+
twelvefold!!!!
I remember when I was only 12 when I just hitted puberty.
Sixly epic!
failylylylylylyly
Katie sounds hot…
Ok, I actually thought this was really funny. I must be white.
I’m black and i thought it was rather amusing.
I’m fluorescent orange and am indifferent.
^Like. =)
You might want to get that checked.
HAHA
What’s Snooki doing on failbook?
She smelled lasagna. We are talking about Garfield, right?
It was, humour isn’t just for white people Jess.
What do you plan to do with all of that needless trash, all of that needless trash inside of your bottom?
I plan to cause you to become intoxicated, become intoxicated because of my bottom, my bottom, my bottom my bottom my bottom.
My bottom, my bottom, and also my nice large breasts.
…ya not so much…
nice try though.
Right.. agreed…
poor.. just poor
i think Katie started an amazing new movement of properly grammatical rap songs. i would listen to these. Maybe performed by….Alex Trebek?
I was thinking Sean Connery or maybe Morgan Freeman. Jeremy Irons? Or the British announcer guy from all nature shows, you know?
Sir David Attenborough?? :O Yeahh I would listen to that…
It has to be done by William Shatner. That, I would listen too.
nobody can lay it down like Ben Stine
Agreed. And in spoken word style.
by Alan Rickman, it would be wonderful!
It would have to be Shatner.
Try this song, by Mr. B, Gentleman Rhymer:
I love Mr B. “Let me smoke my pipe” and “A Thoroughly Modern Breakup” are my top recommendations though.
WTF.
Maybe I’m too white…
Fergie doesn’t have nice large breasts. They are small and cute.
You are an idiot. o_o
Why, he’s right.
HAHAHA! Awesome!
OMG!!! That was THE BEST grammar correcting song I’d ever heard!
Wow. How many have you heard?
HEIL SPELLCHECK! *Grammar Nazi Hammerstien.*
My question is, how does rap (grammatically correct or not) go with acoustic guitar?
You’ve obviously never heard of Sublime.
I have, and I believe they make my point.
Haha, win!
Brad kicked a** with a guitar, thought I’ve never referred to it as rap, I guess it does apply.
I never comment here, but your comeback, sir, demanded it. I actually cracked up.
you can actually find Sublime in the Rap section????? …yeah…I didn’t think so.
Nope, Sublime is Ska.
ok… lemme make simply for idiot to understand… whit lady play acoustic guitar… black lady rap… white lady be racist and say i’m so white… understand?
You’re either one of the douches who gives a bad rep to people by pulling the race card for all and anything that happens to you including the sky being blue, or one of those ultra-liberal little white kids who lives in their parents’ basement and mouths off to the whole world about how absolutely anything, even breathing, is “racist”.
There was NOTHING racist in what the chick said. Nothing at all. Pull your head out of your ass, will you?
And then open a dictionnary to the letter R.
I like large gluteus areas, and I must be truthful about it.
The rest of the gentlemen reading this post must admit that when a woman with a slender figure excepting a large gluteus area appears, your penis becomes erect.
WIN!
again…not so much. but nice try.
FAIL
I’m afraid I must disagree, that was good.
…and you must cease the activity you are currently engaged in, and attempt to garner her attention, and take her photograph. Because her gluteal musculature is compacted tightly into her trousers.
+5
Total epic win! I think that was far better than Katie’s.
I like big posteriors and I cannot prevaricate
Many people will not appreciate this musical piece because they would prefer to have sexual intercourse with any particular woman but once before taking interest elsewhere.
I, one the other hand, would prefer to have numerous sexual experiences with the same woman, as my penis has great length, I am able to lift heavy objects well, and I enjoy the sensation of rubbing objects against other objects.
The woman you are currently in an amorous relationship with owns a Japanese automobile, and enjoys watching video footage of Jane Fonda exercising.
However, while Jane Fonda also owns a Japanese automobile, it is currently not operational, as it is lacking an engine.
I, madame, find this to be relevant, because I have a large nonvenomous boa constrictor of the genus Eunectes, which is not interested in eating unless its food has been wrapped in a small, usually sweet, bread.
bahahahaha
win
WIN!! That’s pretty clever XD
This wins. Forever.
*sigh* so, I’m not hip to what the kids are doing these days… For what song has she devised such a pleasant grammatical correction?
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
The original version of what she sang is “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they’re like “it’s better than yours”. Damn right, it’s better than yours. I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.”
it’s not all THAT new… probably 7ish years? i don’t listen to much music personally but I’ve heard that part lol very popular
Ok…7ish years makes a song old! Songs that came out last year…are now old!
I listen to TONS of music, just not THAT kind of music.
Is it sad that I only know that song from Family Guy?
No. Family Guy is amazing.
The “proper English” version of milkshake has been on the Internet for years.
How is this a fail? It’s a WIN!
The game
WIN!
Oddly, I’ve been singing this song in kinda the same way for a few days now. But her version is sooooo much better! HAH
I just saved this to my hard drive as “Vanilla Milkshake.”
lol, now this is the only comment win i’ve seen so far.
YES!
This made my day!
Not to be a party pooper, but this isn’t an original take by Katie. I’ve seen/heard this for years. It’s even on an entry for “Milkshake” on urbandictonary.com dated in 2007.
How old is this? Cause… http://www.amirite.net/99163
This has been around for a while.
Unoriginal. Fail. Like the above stated, this song has been broken down before, like many others.
Unoriginal. Fail. Like your comment stated, everyone above you has already pointed this out.
PWNED.
Wow, obviously you can’t read very well or either your brain doesn’t comprehend, because I obviously pointed out that others have said this is unoriginal and fail. And, here you go again, pointing the same thing out.
There’s a cycle, huh?
Um, yes. I did say that your comment stated that. But just because you point it out, doesn’t make your comment any less unoriginal and, as it were, a fail. So there.
Still funny.
in what realm of existence is “milkshake” considered rap?
um under the music genre realm? (how do you spell her name?) any way she is a female rapper, and that song is a rap song because she raps it.
Kelis is her name.
rapping is her game
Since some terrible jokey song came up.
i would like to have mindless rutting sex in her vulva
I’ve heard the backseats are quite spacious, on account of Swedes having such long legs. Plus, the driver’s seat reclines all the way back, and the gearstick is small enough to be unobtrusive, so I think this is quite a goo…
Oh, wait a minute. You said ‘vulva’…
Hahahaha YES.
^ *loves*
+100 Internets
- 101 internets for thinking YOU can give internets
- 102 internets for not knowing that all ninjas can give internets
With who? And how would you both fit?
*whom. Lulz. U dont grammer good.
Here’s the condensed version -
Prescriptive grammar – whom.
Descriptive grammar – who.
Both acceptable nowadays.
For the longer, detailed version regarding subject and object pronouns, buy a book. I suggest Swan. That’s what I used when I first started training English teachers eleven years ago…
Neither do you
It’s grammar.
I hope this was a joke…
‘U dont grammar good’?
This is spectacularly awesome! LMAO
“Absolutely, it far surpasses yours” is grammatically awkward and ugly if not outright wrong. There’s actually very little wrong with the original chorus lyrics. Whiteifying /= fixing grammar.
Thank you! I was trying to figure out what was grammatically wrong with the original. Seriously people, the white version isn’t any more “correct” than the original.
I tried to write a blues song about my polo pony needing a shoe replaced but my farrier was taking a cruise. It didn’t work out.
So much for the blues career of Nearsighted Asthmatic Orson.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/joseph-ducreux-archaic-rap
Milkshake (white version)
Katie the acoustic plagiarist…
…I got nuthin’.
The police have witnessed me driving my vehicle, which they disapprove of because they and I are not socially compatible. They are observing me carefully so as to witness me performing any illegal activity while operating the vehicle.
Awesome! Although, admittedly, this has been very overdone.
+1
nice 8D
Katie’s milkshake…
*Puts on sunglasses*
Brings all guy failbookers to her lawn!
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Um… no.
That was just awful.
are you sure your not a small town girl?
That male gentlemen is using his legs to propel himself into our homes through the windows and proceeding to steal the members of our families and carry them away for his own devices in an attempt to force involuntary sexual activity upon their bodies. Therefore, it is mandatory that we make our children invisible to this man’s line of sight, and we must do the same to our significant others, whether it be wife or husband, because this rather unpleasant gentleman is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse with the majority of this area’s population in this region.
You are quite uneducated. You are so uneducated. Truthfully.
Thou art not required to report to us and confess thy doings, for we are making an attempt to search for and pursue thou. We are exceedingly confident in our ability to locate thou, doer of illicit activity. Therefore, thou may visit thy accomplices and report to them our message to thou, young man of thy abode.
LOVE. IT.
(Three quibbles:
1. “Is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse” above should be “is forcing others to engage in involuntary sexual intercourse.”
2. The objective form of “thou” is “thee,” so the text should read “search for and pursue thee,” “locate thee,” and “to thee.”
3. The correct second person singular informal conjugation of “may” is “mayest”; thus the text should read “thou mayest visit thy accomplices.”)
Still, LOVE IT. (I don’t create diamonds of genius; I just polish them. Hence the editing.)
I thankest thee…while writing that, I kind of had a feeling that it should be “thee” and not “thou,” but I had no desire to appear stupid by using random forms of the word, so I just said “thou.”
Cool story, self.
This I like.
You’ve won the internet.
As opposed to what, a female gentleman?
Bieber. =_=
Now, for the lengthened version, because I felt like it.
That male gentlemen is using his legs to propel himself into our homes through the windows and proceeding to steal the members of our families and carry them away for his own devices in an attempt to force involuntary sexual activity upon their bodies. Therefore, it is mandatory that we make our children invisible to this man’s line of sight, and we must do the same to our significant others, whether it be wife or husband, because this rather unpleasant gentleman is involuntary engaging in sexual intercourse with the majority of this area’s population in this region.
In a direct reply to this particular gentlemen who may or may not be viewing this news broadcast, I shall state that you, sir, need not compensate for your actions by relieving yourself of guilt and handing yourself in to the police, because myself, my family, my neighbours, and the police are all searching for you, and I can guarantee that we are going to search you out. We’re going to find you. So, you can quickly and urgently travel in order to retell that statement of mine to whomever you so choose. Run quickly and tell of my warning, my “inquisitively close” male “companion.”
In fact, we possess many of your personal articles of clothing, such as your t-shirt, that you left behind while attempting to forcefully engage in sexual activity with my dear sister. We also have dusted for your fingerprints, which, as well as your t-shirt, are lined with your DNA in order to help us locate you. Therefore, you are quite uneducated. You are SO uneducated. Honestly. You are quite dumb to the finest degree of idiocy. My sister has referred to you also as an idiot and has given a hint that you may be from the unwealthy area of town.
“Homeboy.” My, what words used these days!
i live in the area where the event that song is based on happened.
+1 internetz
Ok, this isn’t rap, but…
I do not wish to be a resident of the United States of America with a relatively low IQ
I do not desire a nation dominated and ruled by methods of information spread.
What does that have to do with anything? o.o
Green Day – American Idiot
You know.. BEFORE they were sellouts!
for this, i love you.
btw guys who are saying ‘this is unoriginal’ she never acctually claimed to have written it, and could very likely have copied and pasted it from that website, which her friend knew, but she didn’t think worthy of clarifying so that haters would understand. That’s not a rap, it’s the truth. lol
. Yes, that just happened.
More jokes imported from 4-chan…..sigh….this is getting sad
Stolen from urban dictionary.. fail..
Lmao. This is scary. I’m a grammar nazi named Katie, too, and my friends and I love making verbose jokes…I’m scared…I might be a clone. Or have one. D;
She’s your Doppelgänger.
They Observe Me Driving In My AutoMobile
They Dis Approving
next generation rap
My frozen dairy beverage brigeth all the gentlefolk to the yard, and they claim, Surely tis better than thine! Surely tis better than thine! However I must instruct thee that surely i shall levy a fee.
“fine” would work better. it rhymes.
I don’t know if someone already mentioned this (I obviously didn’t read all the comments…), but this is copied from urban dicionary.
I know this, because a few months ago I looked up “milkshake” there (I was just wondering, hehe), and found that paragraph. I had also quoted it in my fb status
Do you know the middle age version of “Milkshake”?
My iced beverage solicits all the juvenile males to my yard
So I called the police.
It’s a short song.
niiice.
I awoke this morning and felt the need to thank my lord and savior, I am not aware but this day seems somewhat peculiar, no unecessicary noise from my pet, no unwanted toxins in the air, and my mother fixed me a meal this morning with no pork.
I own a Ford Mustang with a 4.9 litre, Windsor V8 Engine, and I was driving it, with the convertible top back, in order to enjoy the pleasurable sensation of the wind moving at a high velocity through my hair. There were young women nearby, who gestured a greeting towards me.
Now you may ask if I applied the brakes and reduced my automobile’s speed to a complete stop, and I will reply that I did not, but continued on to the next intersection, made a left turn to my intended destination, and realized that said destination lacked the level of excitement I was hoping for.
I drove away and continued until I arrived at the point where Florida State Road A1A meets Beachfront Avenue, where I found scantily clad females who showed discomfort due to the warm temperatures, and individuals who in addition to being the operators of Lamborghini automobiles, they also happened to be especially fond of American contemporary artist Alexis Rockman, who is best known for his paintings which depict the precarious relationship between mankind and nature.
*remuneration
Ya’ll are idiots those lyrics where posted on Fancast for gods sake you all troll HOW many obnoxious hours a day and you haven’t run across this? Just plain sad.
This is why white people should not rap.
sadly im this white. I really pronounce each word correctly like that unlike in rap were the words are said lazily.
LOL
all the American English translation is funny
they see me driving with haste they dislike me the law enforcement try to arrest me driving illicitly.
Each morning, I awake feeling as if I am P-Diddy. I retrieve my spectacles, and leave, prepared to enjoy myself in the busier areas of town. But before I go, I maintain oral hygeine with a container of brand-name whiskey.
nice try, but no. you’re no katie.
marry me katie
That’s verbatim from the Stephanie Miller show.
HAHAHAH. THIS IS ME. AWESOME.
http://www.katiedrew.tumblr.com & http://www.facebook.com/ohaykatie
Use it for justice.
NO! Is it? It is! It’s Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer! What a legend.
lmfao!!!!!!!!!
White version much better for some strange reason XD