Reply from said grammar Nazi pointing out the lack of capitalization and the missing full stop/period in the post being replied to, with an implication that the commenter of said post is either American or an internet n00bl37 thrown in for good measure.
Also implies the author of this post can find absolutely nothing better to do.
Comeback comment mistakenly believed to be ‘witty’ by commenter, indicating that comment being replied to is among those that suck. (With speling error deliberately thrown in to encourage further ‘witty’ comments).
Comment pondering the origin of the post. Inciting a war which will inevitably lead to all fingers pointing to the apparent stupidity of all Americans.
Attempt to respond with what she believes to be a rational argument, though actually comes across as self important babbling and an inability to understand internet culture.
Comment full of angry misspelled insults directed toward you because thanks to you that song is seriously gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.
Double comment due to first version getting lost in cyberspace only to reappear again later, making commenter look like a dumba$$, with slight changes made.
Double comment due to first version getting lost in cyberspace only to reappear again later, making commenter look like a douchebag, with slight changes made.
Comment in a very sarcastic way how yours is probably too small to notice which is why you have to remind yourself that you have one by commenting about it.
Comment about how lame everyone who comments on these things are, while making ignorant statements about the sexual preference of all previous commenters, ignoring the fact that by commenting I am doing the same thing as the people I am trying to make fun of.
Comment stating an opinion-based rant about how black people were once souls who were sent to earth, cursed and born with darker skin because they chose neither God’s nor Satan’s side during some great spiritual war.
Comment that the above statement is as ridiculous as any other ideas that come from that cult religion, followed by suggestion that the commenter should marry all one’s sisters and breed together somewhere else as is expected in aforementioned cult.
Angry rant about how I clicked on suggested link and now have to use a different computer. Threats about how the cyberpolice are currently back-tracing the internet to find you for making all those pop-ups overload my computer.
LONGSTRINGOFALL-CAPS,NOSPACES,RUN-ONEXLPETIVES!!!!!!!!!!
Useless comment near end of thread that nobody pays attention to and probably ends up ending the comment-conversation that always seems to be inevitable.
comment replying to Courtney laughing at her implying that by me posting this i will somehow keep this comment conversation alive, only making me look dumb becasue no one cares
!!!OBNOXIOUSLY LARGE
AND EMPHASIZED SIGNATURE
THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ALWAYS HAVE MORE CONTENT
THAN THE ACTUAL POSTS.
ALWAYS SHOWS UP MORE THAN ONCE IN THE THREAD,
WITH EXTREMELY WITTY AND WORDY QUOTES,
LINKS, AND A CUTE PICTURE.
And that, Baltimoreans, is how we do the Madison.
–Corny Collins
And that, Failbookers, is how we do the flame wars/Grammar Nazi patrols/comments that have nothing to do with anything.
–Me
Unnecessary and redundant comment continuing to flog this poor dead horse, despite the fact that very few people are going to bother looking at this page ten days after it was posted and precisely 0 are going to get as far as the bottom, in a completely pointless attempt to attract attention and/or create controversy.
Unnecessarily pointing out the redundancy of your comment, therefore unknowingly proving you wrong about no one reading comments all the way to the bottom.
a calling out to the reality vortex……… is anywho there? where and how?
lament thus my pent up fury forsaken how has ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bepp be\\ be\\ wissl
[Witty first comment]
Care troll remark about how depression is not a laughing matter and you should all be ashamed of yoursleves.
[apathy toward both]
Breaking a combo
Comments on troll-ness and overuse
Relevant internet meme reference
apparant n00b attempt to keep this conversation boring.
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Telling people i posted the first comment
Stating the fail at an already failure at life
Stating the fact that Captain Obvious has arrived to save the day.
Clever remark about seeing brother after a long time.
Question asking which of the two is my father.
Desperate attempt to feel some worth in life by commenting before anyone else
Very very true.
[first to facepalm due to this not being funny]
Heh….
WIN.
Comment about how this was only funny the first time I saw it.
Comment combining elements of fail to make witty joke/pun.
Reply with acronym recognizing winning value of poster’s witty joke/pun.
Reply using double negations and the word “fail”, preferrably in caps and with three alternatively four exclamation marks.
Angry comment beginning long argument about why the comment is funny, instantly making it unfunny.
[Spelling Correction]
Pointless rant intentionally posted to cause a flame war.
Response after taking the bait and only resulting in fanning the flames.
Comment to instigate previously mentioned flame war.
Reply about America vs. Britain with incorrect and exaggerated facts.
Comment based on falsely perceived ‘facts’ of British history and culture
Sappy comment in an unsuccessful attempt at peacemaking.
Comment about being the first to post a comment though four others commented before me.
Post that should probably counteract the witty joke/pun, but just changes the subject.
Comment about the claim of Failbook not living up to it’s previous levels of hilarity being false.
grammar nazi reply
Reply from said grammar Nazi pointing out the lack of capitalization and the missing full stop/period in the post being replied to, with an implication that the commenter of said post is either American or an internet n00bl37 thrown in for good measure.
Also implies the author of this post can find absolutely nothing better to do.
Statement regarding that I found this response worthy of showing my humor audibly.
Jibble likes this.
request to have this posting removed
Comment about how all comments are going to be like this, and are mostly going to suck.
Comeback comment mistakenly believed to be ‘witty’ by commenter, indicating that comment being replied to is among those that suck. (With speling error deliberately thrown in to encourage further ‘witty’ comments).
Further ‘witty’ comment intended solely to turn attention back to me.
Comment agreeing with you.
General trolling comment.
Flaming rant in anger at said troll stating the necessity that they remove themselves from the viewing audience due to their sheer annoyance.
Comment pondering the origin of the post. Inciting a war which will inevitably lead to all fingers pointing to the apparent stupidity of all Americans.
comment saying that all americans are stupid.
Comment defending Americans and calling all who claim otherwise prejudiced.
Comment about how Europe might have been one big Germany if not for those stupid Americans.
Comment about how Americans should try reading history books not written in Hollywood once in a while.
Pointless remark on how Obama is to blame for the evils in the world. Make no mention of the actual topic.
Comment about the loss of a game, and your mother.
Comment instructing you to have sexual intercourse with yourself.
comment about being first when obviously not
Attempt to respond with what she believes to be a rational argument, though actually comes across as self important babbling and an inability to understand internet culture.
Post referring to the similarity to “Title of the Song” by Da Vinci’s Notebook, and lamenting that said song is now stuck in my head.
Comment full of angry misspelled insults directed toward you because thanks to you that song is seriously gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.
COMBO WHORE!!
WIN!
Double comment due to first version getting lost in cyberspace only to reappear again later, making commenter look like a dumba$$, with slight changes made.
Double comment due to first version getting lost in cyberspace only to reappear again later, making commenter look like a douchebag, with slight changes made.
all-caps comment describing the awesomeness of your previous comments
long, rambling comment written in 1337 confirming said awesomeness.
Comment about how I never realized that this was also linked to wordpress for some strange reason. Also commenting on how I am leaving now.
Comment using a common meme, regarding how I understand what is happening on this thread.
Comment showing this poster’s affection for both the original post and the comments that followed.
<3
Comment expressing total concurrence with above comment. XD ♥
Misplaced comment that has nothing to do with previous comment that it seems to be replying to.
Derogatory comment filled with troll bait aimed towards unfortunate poster of random comment.
comment about a male organ – penis
Comment in a very sarcastic way how yours is probably too small to notice which is why you have to remind yourself that you have one by commenting about it.
that’s a win if I ever saw one.
Single pronoun conveying my approval of this post
Acronym showing my confusion over said single pronoun, then referring to it using a single adjective
Comment regarding my skepticism as to the reality of this post.
Link to the original and an indication that this kind of ripping off of quotes annoys them.
Oh, http://bash.org/?23396 btw
Duplicated same comment regarding my skepticism as to the reality of this post.
Comment about how lame everyone who comments on these things are, while making ignorant statements about the sexual preference of all previous commenters, ignoring the fact that by commenting I am doing the same thing as the people I am trying to make fun of.
[Rip off highest ever ranked bash.org quote in an attempt to be witty and original.]
Post C-c-c-c-combo breaker.
Comment posting a link to my website where you can meet supposedly good looking, young girls.
Response to commenter, declaring the above statement to be false and reminder that the internet has no girls.
Self-aggrandizing, alpha male comment (e.g., I’d hit that.)
reply pointing attention to Rule 30 of teh internets
Comment about the high creativity and excessive free time exhibited by the people involved.
Comment stating an opinion-based rant about how black people were once souls who were sent to earth, cursed and born with darker skin because they chose neither God’s nor Satan’s side during some great spiritual war.
Comment expressing utter, complete confusion and questioning whether the above commenter is in the correct thread.
Comment that the above statement is as ridiculous as any other ideas that come from that cult religion, followed by suggestion that the commenter should marry all one’s sisters and breed together somewhere else as is expected in aforementioned cult.
Comment about how this looks ‘shopped due to the pixels and having seen a lot of ‘shops in ones time.
Reply expressing how false your statement was.
Comment with bogus story about how I made tons of money picking my nose in front of the computer with link that you’d have to be stupid to click on.
Angry rant about how I clicked on suggested link and now have to use a different computer. Threats about how the cyberpolice are currently back-tracing the internet to find you for making all those pop-ups overload my computer.
LONGSTRINGOFALL-CAPS,NOSPACES,RUN-ONEXLPETIVES!!!!!!!!!!
Random comment stating how Justin Bieber ruined the world.
Witty non-sequitur that goes unnoticed and unappreciated by other posters.
not so witty reply negating aforementioned comment
Comment regarding how great and or funny the original post is, completely oblivious to all other commenters and ongoing arguments in said comments
[DERP]
Comment that brings attention the appearance of drunk d00d’s shapr and The Risu’s shape are opposite.
Useless comment near end of thread that nobody pays attention to and probably ends up ending the comment-conversation that always seems to be inevitable.
Nice.
comment replying to Courtney laughing at her implying that by me posting this i will somehow keep this comment conversation alive, only making me look dumb becasue no one cares
short meaningless comment that no one gets.
—
- Me
!!!OBNOXIOUSLY LARGE
AND EMPHASIZED SIGNATURE
THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ALWAYS HAVE MORE CONTENT
THAN THE ACTUAL POSTS.
ALWAYS SHOWS UP MORE THAN ONCE IN THE THREAD,
WITH EXTREMELY WITTY AND WORDY QUOTES,
LINKS, AND A CUTE PICTURE.
This seems redundant. a pointless facebook post with far more replies than necesary.
witty comment on your impressive vocabulary to make myself feel better about my atrocious vocabulary…. wait…
mmmm… meta….
Hello! ecedead interesting ecedead site!
Lame comment attempting to get in on the lols. No one replies.
Short response proving you wrong.
Comment that is posted HOURS after the funny has run it’s course and may in fact be the last comment to be made for a few days, or ever again.
And that, Baltimoreans, is how we do the Madison.
–Corny Collins
And that, Failbookers, is how we do the flame wars/Grammar Nazi patrols/comments that have nothing to do with anything.
–Me
delibertly anoy people for own amusement
[Witty responce]
[apathy]
Comment asking you to at least use a spell checker.
Extremely long and pointless comment.
Unnecessary and redundant comment continuing to flog this poor dead horse, despite the fact that very few people are going to bother looking at this page ten days after it was posted and precisely 0 are going to get as far as the bottom, in a completely pointless attempt to attract attention and/or create controversy.
[comment] the sole purpose of which is to prove previous Random person wrong.
Unnecessarily pointing out the redundancy of your comment, therefore unknowingly proving you wrong about no one reading comments all the way to the bottom.
[Comment proving you wrong]
a calling out to the reality vortex……… is anywho there? where and how?
lament thus my pent up fury forsaken how has ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bepp be\\ be\\ wissl
they need a like button for this..lmao..keep it up!!