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Yeah. That's About Right.

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  1. Aqp says:

    [Witty first comment]

  2. name says:

    Telling people i posted the first comment

  3. David says:

    Desperate attempt to feel some worth in life by commenting before anyone else

  4. parapoopy says:

    [first to facepalm due to this not being funny]

  5. Ace Torneyman says:

    Heh….

  6. The Rock says:

    Comment about how this was only funny the first time I saw it.

  7. Giggidy says:

    Comment combining elements of fail to make witty joke/pun.

  8. Sean says:

    Pointless rant intentionally posted to cause a flame war.

  9. SimppaK91 says:

    Comment about being the first to post a comment though four others commented before me.

  10. Ace Torneyman says:

    Post that should probably counteract the witty joke/pun, but just changes the subject.

  11. TheLoneGrammarNazi says:

    Comment about the claim of Failbook not living up to it’s previous levels of hilarity being false.

    • Bla says:

      grammar nazi reply

      • TheLoneGrammarNazi says:

        Reply from said grammar Nazi pointing out the lack of capitalization and the missing full stop/period in the post being replied to, with an implication that the commenter of said post is either American or an internet n00bl37 thrown in for good measure.

        Also implies the author of this post can find absolutely nothing better to do.

  12. Jibble says:

    Jibble likes this.

  13. friendlyneighborhoodbum says:

    request to have this posting removed

  14. Anon says:

    Comment about how all comments are going to be like this, and are mostly going to suck.

    • Hobson's Choice says:

      Comeback comment mistakenly believed to be ‘witty’ by commenter, indicating that comment being replied to is among those that suck. (With speling error deliberately thrown in to encourage further ‘witty’ comments).

    • Doctor McNinja says:

      Comment agreeing with you.

  15. starling says:

    General trolling comment.

    • you or me says:

      Flaming rant in anger at said troll stating the necessity that they remove themselves from the viewing audience due to their sheer annoyance.

  16. lallie says:

    Comment pondering the origin of the post. Inciting a war which will inevitably lead to all fingers pointing to the apparent stupidity of all Americans.

  17. Ally says:

    Pointless remark on how Obama is to blame for the evils in the world. Make no mention of the actual topic.

  18. Pilotgirl says:

    Comment about the loss of a game, and your mother.

  19. AthenaHollow says:

    comment about being first when obviously not

    • Mina says:

      Attempt to respond with what she believes to be a rational argument, though actually comes across as self important babbling and an inability to understand internet culture.

  20. PillowCaseLaw says:

    Post referring to the similarity to “Title of the Song” by Da Vinci’s Notebook, and lamenting that said song is now stuck in my head.

    • laura says:

      Comment full of angry misspelled insults directed toward you because thanks to you that song is seriously gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the week.

  21. GrayDeath says:

    WIN!

  22. Hobson's Choice says:

    Double comment due to first version getting lost in cyberspace only to reappear again later, making commenter look like a dumba$$, with slight changes made.

  23. Hobson's Choice says:

    Double comment due to first version getting lost in cyberspace only to reappear again later, making commenter look like a douchebag, with slight changes made.

  24. Chobie says:

    Comment about how I never realized that this was also linked to wordpress for some strange reason. Also commenting on how I am leaving now.

  25. funfungiguy says:

    Comment using a common meme, regarding how I understand what is happening on this thread.

  26. titina says:

    Comment showing this poster’s affection for both the original post and the comments that followed. :) <3

  27. satan says:

    comment about a male organ – penis

    • internetzCommitteh says:

      Comment in a very sarcastic way how yours is probably too small to notice which is why you have to remind yourself that you have one by commenting about it.

  28. bloop says:

    that’s a win if I ever saw one.

  29. you or me says:

    Single pronoun conveying my approval of this post

  30. funfungiguy says:

    Comment regarding my skepticism as to the reality of this post.

  31. funfungiguy says:

    Duplicated same comment regarding my skepticism as to the reality of this post.

  32. yeah that says:

    Comment about how lame everyone who comments on these things are, while making ignorant statements about the sexual preference of all previous commenters, ignoring the fact that by commenting I am doing the same thing as the people I am trying to make fun of.

  33. Average Joe says:

    [Rip off highest ever ranked bash.org quote in an attempt to be witty and original.]

  34. Danae?! says:

    Post C-c-c-c-combo breaker.

  35. CheckMeOut says:

    Comment posting a link to my website where you can meet supposedly good looking, young girls.

  36. Pikalax1 says:

    Comment about the high creativity and excessive free time exhibited by the people involved.

  37. BlackMumba151 says:

    Comment stating an opinion-based rant about how black people were once souls who were sent to earth, cursed and born with darker skin because they chose neither God’s nor Satan’s side during some great spiritual war.

    • ClariPossum says:

      Comment expressing utter, complete confusion and questioning whether the above commenter is in the correct thread.

    • funfungiguy says:

      Comment that the above statement is as ridiculous as any other ideas that come from that cult religion, followed by suggestion that the commenter should marry all one’s sisters and breed together somewhere else as is expected in aforementioned cult.

  38. Kriss Roxx says:

    Comment about how this looks ‘shopped due to the pixels and having seen a lot of ‘shops in ones time.

  39. The Vis says:

    Comment with bogus story about how I made tons of money picking my nose in front of the computer with link that you’d have to be stupid to click on.

    • funfungiguy says:

      Angry rant about how I clicked on suggested link and now have to use a different computer. Threats about how the cyberpolice are currently back-tracing the internet to find you for making all those pop-ups overload my computer.
      LONGSTRINGOFALL-CAPS,NOSPACES,RUN-ONEXLPETIVES!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Bieber Hater says:

    Random comment stating how Justin Bieber ruined the world.

  41. The Risu says:

    Witty non-sequitur that goes unnoticed and unappreciated by other posters.

  42. pyroliske says:

    Comment regarding how great and or funny the original post is, completely oblivious to all other commenters and ongoing arguments in said comments

  43. drunk d00d says:

    [DERP]

  44. Courtney says:

    Useless comment near end of thread that nobody pays attention to and probably ends up ending the comment-conversation that always seems to be inevitable.

  45. Failerella says:

    Nice.

  46. zac says:

    comment replying to Courtney laughing at her implying that by me posting this i will somehow keep this comment conversation alive, only making me look dumb becasue no one cares

  47. Failstylish says:

    short meaningless comment that no one gets.


    - Me

    !!!OBNOXIOUSLY LARGE
    AND EMPHASIZED SIGNATURE
    THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ALWAYS HAVE MORE CONTENT
    THAN THE ACTUAL POSTS.
    ALWAYS SHOWS UP MORE THAN ONCE IN THE THREAD,
    WITH EXTREMELY WITTY AND WORDY QUOTES,
    LINKS, AND A CUTE PICTURE.

  48. Japanfetish says:

    This seems redundant. a pointless facebook post with far more replies than necesary.

  49. DullJack says:

    mmmm… meta….

  50. Pharmg393 says:

    Hello! ecedead interesting ecedead site!

  51. Me says:

    Lame comment attempting to get in on the lols. No one replies.

  52. Kelikala says:

    Comment that is posted HOURS after the funny has run it’s course and may in fact be the last comment to be made for a few days, or ever again.

  53. MeanMrs.Mustard says:

    And that, Baltimoreans, is how we do the Madison.
    –Corny Collins
    And that, Failbookers, is how we do the flame wars/Grammar Nazi patrols/comments that have nothing to do with anything.
    –Me

  54. Fashizle says:

    delibertly anoy people for own amusement

    [Witty responce]

    [apathy]

  55. Hanhula says:

    Extremely long and pointless comment.

  56. Random person says:

    Unnecessary and redundant comment continuing to flog this poor dead horse, despite the fact that very few people are going to bother looking at this page ten days after it was posted and precisely 0 are going to get as far as the bottom, in a completely pointless attempt to attract attention and/or create controversy.

  57. ruoli says:

    a calling out to the reality vortex……… is anywho there? where and how?
    lament thus my pent up fury forsaken how has ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bepp be\\ be\\ wissl

  58. they need a like button for this..lmao..keep it up!!


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