hahaha, I love it! On one of my local radio stations, they always call October “Rocktober”… they’ll be like, “that concert is happening at the Blah-Blah Amphitheatre on Rocktober 8th…”
It’s silly, but it cracks me up everytime.
(They also occasionally say “Zepp-tember,” which gives me a chuckle as well.)
I think you mean nobody is too young for zeppelin but I guess you are trying to say that xasp42 isn’t necessarily a dinosaur..
Also, Duke of URL this isn’t facebook. It’s failbook.
That makes no sense unless you believe a person’s face looks like a blank square of a single color. That just means the person censoring out the photos screwed up.
Scottish? Ochtober.
Scottish and live near a lake? Lochtober.
Scottish, live near a lake and only have one ball? Bollochtober.
Scottish, live near a lake, only have one ball and like triangular chocolate bars? Bollochtoblerone.
@Blake. It must be sucktober for you. Or pricktober for trying to ruin the fun. All I know is its officially schnapptober for me and later it might be chrontober. Don’t know yet, don’t know if ill have enough time……..holy sh*t it sean connery’s birthday!!!!!!
Good at American Football? Jocktober
Not well? Doctober
Leaky boat? Caulktober
On a runway? Windsocktober
Oil failing to circulate? Airlocktober
Abstract 17th Century painting? Baroquetober
Celebrating Shepherds? Flocktober
Girlfriend out of town? Socktober
Parking the RV? Chocktober
Used to have bad acne? Pocktober
Everyone’s being an idiot? Mocktober
B-boy? PopandLocktober
The whole posting things that have already been stated is getting kind of old. Read the entire comments before you post something that might already be there. Oh, and please make it rhyme with “oc”.
A span of time? Epochtober
In Thailand? Bangkoktober
Impromptu month? Ad hoctober
Weird blobs on paper? Rorschachtober
=D
disgusted? yucktober.
a teacher? chalktober.
feeling “good”? lucktober.
the 10th month in the gregorian calendar? october.
the number 8? october.
dengue (or any other diseases transmitted by mosquitoes)? mosquitober.
Denzel Crocker? Crocktober.
That’s quite good
It isnt good, IT’S EXCELENT!!
This is one of the most entertaining I’ve seen in a while.
If not for the post, then for the comments (:
wtfctober
Got a blackboard? Chalktober.
CCCCCOMBO-BREAKTOBER
For the rich people; Bucktober.
For a Mouse; Cheese.
no wait, thats not right
damn you sucktober
Bugs Bunny … Don’t Mocktober..
Bugs,
Just read that 35% of Americans don’t know who you are!
So sad!!!
how come doc!?
Having health problems? Doctober.
Fall in Starwars? Ewoktober
is it hockey season yet? Pucktober!
WIN.
Bad with time? Clocktober.
Round house kick to the face.
Chucktober.
Favorite candy? Choctober
Really funny? ROFLctober
Unfortunately, It’ll be one lonely jacktober for you.
Don’t you mean Candle jackto-
^win
^Fail
Candlejacktober only abducts you if you say his full na
loltober
july
you, sir or madam, have made me giggle. WIN
Fxcktober!
Failctober
Too many sheep? Flocktober.
It’s not logical captain. They missed Spocktober
Your post equals Grocktober
Need an octopus? Oct… oh wait
I see what you did there. Looktober.
+1
haha xD
Instant win!
LMAO!!!!!!!! Good one, Green_Archer!
I wish this was facebook so I could hit like on this comment!
Hahahaha!
Win!
Live long and prosper this Spocktober.
BAHAHAH
Dang it. I was hoping no one thought of that one. Props for posting it before I could.
Running out of time? Clocktober
Running late? TickTocktober
Need a gun? Glocktober.
insta-epic.
nice ^^
hahaha, I love it! On one of my local radio stations, they always call October “Rocktober”… they’ll be like, “that concert is happening at the Blah-Blah Amphitheatre on Rocktober 8th…”
It’s silly, but it cracks me up everytime.
(They also occasionally say “Zepp-tember,” which gives me a chuckle as well.)
You’re too old for facebook.
nobody is too old for zeppelin.
Led Zepplin will never die!
Spell Zeppelin right you Fail of a Luddite
You’re at least 25% wrong.
Yeah, and punk’s not dead.
I think you mean nobody is too young for zeppelin but I guess you are trying to say that xasp42 isn’t necessarily a dinosaur..
Also, Duke of URL this isn’t facebook. It’s failbook.
Nor too young, they´re for ever!
This is not Facebook….it’s Cheezburger network. Failbook.
Kilo?
Is it 105.9
Led Zeppelin is the best and that’s awesome i wish my radio station did that
Do u listen to Phantom 105.2?
In a law firm? Objectober.
Making fun of others? Mocktober.
Stale jokes that have already been said? Sloptober.
At the strip club it’s- Hotober
SPOCKTOBER!!!!! \V/ ^(-_-)^
Having luck at the strip club? Bangforthebucktober. (Alternatively, Hooktober)
Do you mean, Iknowwhatyoudidtober?
I’d call this a WINctober.
It is facebooktober
It’s fake. if you look about halfway down blue is posting with pink’s picture. Blue and pink are the same person.
The pink picture with the blue name-cover was an error. I’m still getting used to Windows 7 paint
That makes no sense unless you believe a person’s face looks like a blank square of a single color. That just means the person censoring out the photos screwed up.
You know, those colored boxes aren’t REALLY their faces…
way to ruin it for all of us
Funny post, but actually just wanted to comment on the automatic ads playing on the site with sound, that you can’t turn off. Gross.
They start playing when you roll over them. I hate them too!
Firefox + adblock +flasblock + etc.etc.
I recently discovered the adblock myself. Loving it! XD I was motivated to finally install it because of those stupid rollover ads.
AdBlocktober!
its probably football season cuz i swear its Jocktober
Its gonna be my birthday this month. birtober
This is so much win….
Who’s there? KnockKnocktober
You win.
I’m partial to TOCKTOBER (Cute Overload).
Yes!
Awkward moments? Awktober!
sounds like an aussie saying october
ahahaha
Ugly Shoes? Croctober.
Oh, I see what you did there.
Love Chinese food? Woktober.
At the pawn shop? Hawktober.
Damn it, Jim.. it’s Spocktober.
Nice!
I see what you did there. Gawktober
I’m going to rocktober too!!
Rectal problems? Proctober.
[+1 internets]
Ouchtober!
*snaps glove* Bend-ober…
Gone to the hospital? It’s Doctober.
Playing pokemon? It’s Brocktober.
Have lots of them pokemanz? Stocktober.
Playing against Brock? Rockt- wait a minute…
Aha! Plot twist! Atlast I’ve found you!
…Tober.
Another Saw movie is coming out? It must be Shlocktober.
Don’t mess with me – it’s Glocktober.
WIN! XD
My fav is the “Frocktober” one.
Need to put something is a safe?-Locktober
Wanna get arrested?- Coptober
If ya like arnold its “I’ll be backtober”
If you’re tyrone biggums its always rocktober
And if you a creeper. Then its fuxxin stoptober
Fan of Lost? Locketober.
Scottish? Ochtober.
Scottish and live near a lake? Lochtober.
Scottish, live near a lake and only have one ball? Bollochtober.
Scottish, live near a lake, only have one ball and like triangular chocolate bars? Bollochtoblerone.
I’m going now.
By-eeeeee!
YESSSS!!! GENIUS!
ha!
And now to Sean connery…your answer is …. Febtober
German lager? Bocktober!
Mystery? Sherlocktober.. hmmm
To reference “Community” on NBC:
Pop and Locktober
“My body hurts….”
If you dont drink: sobertober
And if you do: Scotchtober.
Ahaha
WIN!
penistober
Slightly fluffy; Flocktober.
Door bell broken? Knoctober
Seen a bird of prey? Hawktober.
Hit by lightning? Shocktober.
Missed the bus? Walktober.
if it’s not October it’s probably some other month…tober
That one made me laugh. My birthday is in Augtober. In mexico it’s Juantober.
I heard the birds are flying south… Must be Flocktober.
Gangster? Glocktober.
Need to go to AA meeting?
Ocsober.
Need to keep your feet warm? Socktober
Have a collection of puns based on the word ‘October?’ Lame. Just lame.
Couldn’t think of one then?
I refused to participate in such a lame pun game.
Go on, just the one. We’ll call the game Blaketober…
lol hobson
looking for something lame? Lametober!
you’re lame! BOOkterber
Disapprove? Nocktober.
…Failbook? Poketober!
morning wood? Oaktober!
Likely 2012 Democratic presidential nominee?
Baracktober.
This month on The View? Squawktober.
For the View, every month is Squawktober.
Drawing on the sidewalk? Chalktober.
Got phelgm? Hawkaloogietober.
Need to tell the time? Clocktober
acting like an ass? Schmucktober
Star Wars fan? Ewoktober.
Win
Reading too much? Booktober.
EPIC WIN!
I disapprove.
Nocktober
Having a party? Blocktober
Need to get up? Walktober.
There hasn’t been any good ones like this in a very long time!!!
See that beaver? Damedtober
@Blake. It must be sucktober for you. Or pricktober for trying to ruin the fun. All I know is its officially schnapptober for me and later it might be chrontober. Don’t know yet, don’t know if ill have enough time……..holy sh*t it sean connery’s birthday!!!!!!
Hilarious!!
WINtober
Chicken? Baaaaaaawktober
Childhood skin condition? Could be Baaaaaaawpoxtober.
I’m Frenchhhh! It’s Frogtober!
Comedian known for his word play? ReddFoxxtober.
The month of destruction? Havoctober.
Hearing drums in the deep? Orctober.
Merchandise not up to scratch? Schlocktober.
Seeing stars? Oculartober.
TO EVERY COMMENT ON THIS PAGE!
I C WUT U DID THAR!
did you fall over? no i was Knocktober
Locktober should be for warlocks…
Fan of martial arts movies? Ong-Baktober.
This is super lame. Wow.
Wanna find something that equals to all this win? Hardtober.
The other white meat? Hamhocktober.
Need cash? Hocktober
Fighting in the dessert this Iraqtober?
Geese planning their migration? Flocktober.
Need a beer? Bocktober.
Ludicrous speed? Machtober.
British duck? Quocktober.
Nice
U2 wants to release a new album? Achtober, Baby.
a no-hitter in the postseason? Doctober.
I understand this humor at a deeper and more meaningful level than you: Groktober
Why do I crave some salmon? Oh, that’s right – it’s Loxtober!
Dow Jones on the rise! Stocktober!
chuck norris is the man? ………chucktober
Fox News? Fauxtober
These internet phenomenons are retarded and so are you.
Like soup? Stocktober.
Someone at the door? Knocktober.
Some of you need this tip: the resulting word should RHYME with OCTOBER.
Recent seismic activity? Aftershocktober.
Wear ugly shoes? Croctober.
Cruciferous veggie lover? Broctober.
Play sports? Jocktober.
Like asian food? Woktober.
Good at American Football? Jocktober
Not well? Doctober
Leaky boat? Caulktober
On a runway? Windsocktober
Oil failing to circulate? Airlocktober
Abstract 17th Century painting? Baroquetober
But I thought Americans were all stupid and witless?
ke$ha’s “best hits” album – tiktoktober!
greatest rapper : Tupactober
you are too sexy?- catwalktober
seriously, this is fail, how can you forget Croptober… oh, unless you been smoking too much of the crop…
Sick? Poxtober.
Celebrating Shepherds? Flocktober
Girlfriend out of town? Socktober
Parking the RV? Chocktober
Used to have bad acne? Pocktober
Everyone’s being an idiot? Mocktober
B-boy? PopandLocktober
loltober.
Fall-time Pewter City Boss Battle? Brocktober.
Going to
throw up if
you cant think of anything batter than THIS?
GLOCK-tober
*Better
need to get in? knocktober.
except it had already been posted… and this is better:
unpaid Team Zissou intern? ShareOneGlocktober
Holy shit these comments are long. TL… *falls asleep on her sexy 18 inch laptop*
Relaxing between two trees? Hammocktober
Fond of fish? Haddocktober
Kneeling for a prayer? Hassocktober
Hahaha, I love this!
I want reruns of my favorite quirky sitcom! Third-Rocktober!
Legendary lake monster?? Loch-tober. I’ma need about tree fiddy..
Git outa heah, you ol’ Monsa!!!
(Oh, it was SO scareh!)
Lol, I loved that episode.
Market’s down?? Stock-tober.
Teenage douchebag?? Jock-tober.
Jenny from the what?? Block-tober.
Strong lager traditionally brewed in the fall?? Bock-tober.
Time to expell a loogie?? Hock-tober.
Have a question? Whatober?
overcharged? you just got fockedover.
Awesome at football? Jocktober.
Justin Bieber? Gaytober!
tend be chatty? talktober
lost your car? you’ll have to walktober
Need a password? Hacktober
Overrated? Draketober
Drug addict? Cracktober which is Whacktober
Live in Nebraska: stalktober
Sweetheart, I think we need to TALKTOBER.
Haha this should become it’s own meme someday
Drunk? Notsober
This whole thread needs to meet Glocktober.
Play Call Of Duty?! MW2tober
Sniped someone across the map? Headshottober
The whole posting things that have already been stated is getting kind of old. Read the entire comments before you post something that might already be there. Oh, and please make it rhyme with “oc”.
A span of time? Epochtober
In Thailand? Bangkoktober
Impromptu month? Ad hoctober
Weird blobs on paper? Rorschachtober
=D
Badger Fan? Stoccotober.
Feeling like a Hawk? Hawktober!
birds? flocktober.
disgusted? yucktober.
disgusted? yucktober.
a teacher? chalktober.
feeling “good”? lucktober.
the 10th month in the gregorian calendar? october.
the number 8? october.
dengue (or any other diseases transmitted by mosquitoes)? mosquitober.
Denzel Crocker? Crocktober.
This country is going to the dogs, since it’s still Baraktober!
My fav here!
Car broke down- walktober
Alas, Demonizah has either never been to a strip club, or has only been to a bad one. Ignorance is so unfortunate.
Being followed? Its Stalktober.
Need cash from the pawn shop? Hocktober! Football season? Jocktober! Chinese restaurant? Woktober!
Oh no! My drink just got nocktober!
*knocktober
retards feed off each other