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  1. Catflap says:

    That’s quite good :-)

  2. Bugs Bunny says:

    wtfctober

  3. Professor says:

    Bad with time? Clocktober.

  4. someone in the know says:

    Favorite candy? Choctober

  5. somebodyman says:

    Fxcktober!

  6. Lucy says:

    Too many sheep? Flocktober.

  7. Obvious says:

    It’s not logical captain. They missed Spocktober

  8. Yoon says:

    Running out of time? Clocktober

  9. xasp42 says:

    hahaha, I love it! On one of my local radio stations, they always call October “Rocktober”… they’ll be like, “that concert is happening at the Blah-Blah Amphitheatre on Rocktober 8th…”

    It’s silly, but it cracks me up everytime.

    (They also occasionally say “Zepp-tember,” which gives me a chuckle as well.)

  10. Ace Torneyman says:

    In a law firm? Objectober.

  11. A says:

    I’d call this a WINctober.

  12. lol says:

    It is facebooktober

  13. chzbrgrmachne says:

    It’s fake. if you look about halfway down blue is posting with pink’s picture. Blue and pink are the same person.

  14. Funny post, but actually just wanted to comment on the automatic ads playing on the site with sound, that you can’t turn off. Gross.

  15. bmdc says:

    its probably football season cuz i swear its Jocktober

  16. Guy says:

    Its gonna be my birthday this month. birtober

  17. Sakuramaru says:

    This is so much win….

  18. Daniel says:

    Who’s there? KnockKnocktober

  19. CO says:

    I’m partial to TOCKTOBER (Cute Overload).

  20. LissFirefly says:

    Awkward moments? Awktober!

  21. Ninjapwn says:

    Ugly Shoes? Croctober.

  22. funfungiguy says:

    Oh, I see what you did there.

  23. b says:

    Love Chinese food? Woktober.

  24. b says:

    At the pawn shop? Hawktober.

  25. skratte says:

    Damn it, Jim.. it’s Spocktober.

  26. Belmont says:

    I see what you did there. Gawktober

  27. climb says:

    I’m going to rocktober too!!

  28. pokeye says:

    Rectal problems? Proctober.

  29. Psilence says:

    Gone to the hospital? It’s Doctober.

    Playing pokemon? It’s Brocktober.

  30. M says:

    Another Saw movie is coming out? It must be Shlocktober.

  31. Jigain says:

    Don’t mess with me – it’s Glocktober.

  32. ClariPossum says:

    WIN! XD

    My fav is the “Frocktober” one. :D

  33. Chromedrone says:

    Need to put something is a safe?-Locktober

  34. Chromedrone says:

    Wanna get arrested?- Coptober

  35. kramerj says:

    If ya like arnold its “I’ll be backtober”

    If you’re tyrone biggums its always rocktober

    And if you a creeper. Then its fuxxin stoptober

  36. Fan of Lost? Locketober.

  37. Hobson's Choice says:

    Scottish? Ochtober.
    Scottish and live near a lake? Lochtober.
    Scottish, live near a lake and only have one ball? Bollochtober.
    Scottish, live near a lake, only have one ball and like triangular chocolate bars? Bollochtoblerone.

    I’m going now.

  38. Wolfpack says:

    And now to Sean connery…your answer is …. Febtober

  39. brubeck says:

    German lager? Bocktober!

  40. TehMan says:

    Mystery? Sherlocktober.. hmmm

  41. Whaddya know says:

    To reference “Community” on NBC:

    Pop and Locktober

  42. lol says:

    If you dont drink: sobertober

  43. Muffingod says:

    Ahaha

    WIN!

  44. satan says:

    penistober

  45. Arty says:

    Slightly fluffy; Flocktober.

  46. ElChristo says:

    Door bell broken? Knoctober

  47. Chucklehead says:

    Seen a bird of prey? Hawktober.
    Hit by lightning? Shocktober.
    Missed the bus? Walktober.

  48. well... says:

    if it’s not October it’s probably some other month…tober

  49. Mary says:

    I heard the birds are flying south… Must be Flocktober.

  50. Mary says:

    Gangster? Glocktober.

  51. siriusdelirious says:

    Need to go to AA meeting?
    Ocsober.

  52. OhMyGawd says:

    Need to keep your feet warm? Socktober

  53. Blake says:

    Have a collection of puns based on the word ‘October?’ Lame. Just lame.

  54. Thoblad says:

    …Failbook? Poketober!

  55. Thoblad says:

    morning wood? Oaktober!

  56. House says:

    Likely 2012 Democratic presidential nominee?

    Baracktober.

  57. TheatWins says:

    This month on The View? Squawktober.

  58. Sarah says:

    Drawing on the sidewalk? Chalktober.

  59. TheatWins says:

    Got phelgm? Hawkaloogietober.

  60. LOL says:

    Need to tell the time? Clocktober

  61. Thoblad says:

    acting like an ass? Schmucktober

  62. Quinchles says:

    Star Wars fan? Ewoktober.

  63. Kgb says:

    Reading too much? Booktober.

  64. Kirstin says:

    EPIC WIN!

  65. zac says:

    I disapprove.

    Nocktober

  66. Matt says:

    Having a party? Blocktober

    Need to get up? Walktober.

  67. JPark says:

    There hasn’t been any good ones like this in a very long time!!!

  68. Moe says:

    See that beaver? Damedtober

  69. kramerj says:

    @Blake. It must be sucktober for you. Or pricktober for trying to ruin the fun. All I know is its officially schnapptober for me and later it might be chrontober. Don’t know yet, don’t know if ill have enough time……..holy sh*t it sean connery’s birthday!!!!!!

  70. actionad says:

    WINtober

  71. Whatevs says:

    Chicken? Baaaaaaawktober

  72. Thoblad says:

    I’m Frenchhhh! It’s Frogtober!

  73. TheatWins says:

    Comedian known for his word play? ReddFoxxtober.

  74. Whatevs says:

    The month of destruction? Havoctober.

  75. MyNameHere says:

    Hearing drums in the deep? Orctober.

  76. adam says:

    Merchandise not up to scratch? Schlocktober.

  77. TheatWins says:

    Seeing stars? Oculartober.

  78. Kriss Roxx says:

    TO EVERY COMMENT ON THIS PAGE!
    I C WUT U DID THAR!

  79. saywhaa? says:

    did you fall over? no i was Knocktober

  80. Crystallia says:

    Locktober should be for warlocks…

  81. Person says:

    Fan of martial arts movies? Ong-Baktober.

  82. R says:

    This is super lame. Wow.

  83. Ermm... says:

    Wanna find something that equals to all this win? Hardtober.

  84. TheatWins says:

    The other white meat? Hamhocktober.

  85. lawls says:

    Need cash? Hocktober :)

  86. joeyheartbear says:

    Fighting in the dessert this Iraqtober?

  87. Tray Dawg says:

    Geese planning their migration? Flocktober.
    Need a beer? Bocktober.
    Ludicrous speed? Machtober.
    British duck? Quocktober.

  88. Tray Dawg says:

    U2 wants to release a new album? Achtober, Baby.

  89. friendlyneighborhoodbum says:

    a no-hitter in the postseason? Doctober.

  90. nessus says:

    I understand this humor at a deeper and more meaningful level than you: Groktober

  91. Ron B says:

    Why do I crave some salmon? Oh, that’s right – it’s Loxtober!

  92. BillGrates says:

    Dow Jones on the rise! Stocktober!

  93. sketcherbabe says:

    chuck norris is the man? ………chucktober

  94. Rawr says:

    Fox News? Fauxtober

  95. foo says:

    These internet phenomenons are retarded and so are you.

  96. Raavynn says:

    Like soup? Stocktober.

    Someone at the door? Knocktober.

    Some of you need this tip: the resulting word should RHYME with OCTOBER.

  97. Raavynn says:

    Recent seismic activity? Aftershocktober.
    Wear ugly shoes? Croctober.
    Cruciferous veggie lover? Broctober.
    Play sports? Jocktober.
    Like asian food? Woktober.

  98. RainbowCubes87 says:

    Good at American Football? Jocktober
    Not well? Doctober
    Leaky boat? Caulktober
    On a runway? Windsocktober
    Oil failing to circulate? Airlocktober
    Abstract 17th Century painting? Baroquetober

  99. kent says:

    But I thought Americans were all stupid and witless?

  100. hipster drunk chick says:

    ke$ha’s “best hits” album – tiktoktober!

  101. Chromedrone says:

    greatest rapper : Tupactober

  102. Chromedrone says:

    you are too sexy?- catwalktober

  103. af says:

    seriously, this is fail, how can you forget Croptober… oh, unless you been smoking too much of the crop…

  104. Grace says:

    Sick? Poxtober.

  105. 1130am says:

    Celebrating Shepherds? Flocktober
    Girlfriend out of town? Socktober
    Parking the RV? Chocktober
    Used to have bad acne? Pocktober
    Everyone’s being an idiot? Mocktober
    B-boy? PopandLocktober

  106. Executioner says:

    loltober.

  107. Lizowa says:

    Fall-time Pewter City Boss Battle? Brocktober.

  108. Woot100 says:

    Going to
    throw up if
    you cant think of anything batter than THIS?
    GLOCK-tober

  109. Woot100 says:

    *Better

  110. KingEarthGodthe16th says:

    need to get in? knocktober.

  111. Thoblad says:

    except it had already been posted… and this is better:

    unpaid Team Zissou intern? ShareOneGlocktober

  112. Epictrollisepic says:

    Holy shit these comments are long. TL… *falls asleep on her sexy 18 inch laptop*

  113. Woo says:

    Relaxing between two trees? Hammocktober
    Fond of fish? Haddocktober
    Kneeling for a prayer? Hassocktober

  114. Zoe says:

    Hahaha, I love this! :D

  115. JMixx says:

    I want reruns of my favorite quirky sitcom! Third-Rocktober!

  116. River Phoenix says:

    Legendary lake monster?? Loch-tober. I’ma need about tree fiddy..

  117. River Phoenix says:

    Market’s down?? Stock-tober.

  118. River Phoenix says:

    Teenage douchebag?? Jock-tober.

  119. JoJoSkiWatenToten says:

    Jenny from the what?? Block-tober.

  120. JoJoSkiWatenToten says:

    Strong lager traditionally brewed in the fall?? Bock-tober.

  121. River Phoenix says:

    Time to expell a loogie?? Hock-tober.

  122. jamisgood says:

    Have a question? Whatober?

  123. grack says:

    overcharged? you just got fockedover.

  124. BUNNAYZ says:

    Awesome at football? Jocktober.

  125. Hanhula says:

    Justin Bieber? Gaytober!

  126. pplz says:

    tend be chatty? talktober
    lost your car? you’ll have to walktober

  127. APGamerZ says:

    Need a password? Hacktober

    Overrated? Draketober

    Drug addict? Cracktober which is Whacktober

  128. Totalkaos says:

    Live in Nebraska: stalktober

  129. tuxedosouthbound says:

    Sweetheart, I think we need to TALKTOBER.

  130. Haakon says:

    Haha this should become it’s own meme someday

  131. Thoblad says:

    Drunk? Notsober

  132. Matthew says:

    This whole thread needs to meet Glocktober.

  133. LilDirtyGirl says:

    Play Call Of Duty?! MW2tober
    Sniped someone across the map? Headshottober

  134. Bullfrog says:

    The whole posting things that have already been stated is getting kind of old. Read the entire comments before you post something that might already be there. Oh, and please make it rhyme with “oc”.
    A span of time? Epochtober
    In Thailand? Bangkoktober
    Impromptu month? Ad hoctober
    Weird blobs on paper? Rorschachtober
    =D

  135. Bob says:

    Feeling like a Hawk? Hawktober! :D

  136. Iloverandom says:

    birds? flocktober.
    disgusted? yucktober.

  137. Iloverandom says:

    disgusted? yucktober.
    a teacher? chalktober.
    feeling “good”? lucktober.
    the 10th month in the gregorian calendar? october.
    the number 8? october.
    dengue (or any other diseases transmitted by mosquitoes)? mosquitober.
    Denzel Crocker? Crocktober.

  138. Connie says:

    This country is going to the dogs, since it’s still Baraktober!

  139. Connie says:

    My fav here!

  140. moodle says:

    Car broke down- walktober

  141. Paige says:

    Alas, Demonizah has either never been to a strip club, or has only been to a bad one. Ignorance is so unfortunate.

  142. Raph says:

    Being followed? Its Stalktober.

  143. Carmen says:

    Need cash from the pawn shop? Hocktober! Football season? Jocktober! Chinese restaurant? Woktober!

  144. NotThatButton says:

    Oh no! My drink just got nocktober!

  145. john says:

    retards feed off each other


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