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She Came for the Wine

She Came for the Wine

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  1. Wilson says:

    I believe the correct Biblical term is “harlots”

    • ClariPossum says:

      Not really. A harlot is another word for a prostitute, so it doesn’t exactly fit.

      • ClariPossum says:

        Depends. Seems to me the former has more to do with the woman’s overall attitude, whereas the latter has more to do with her actions/reputation. She could be a harlot and still be quite nice to people, LoL. :)

  2. Anonymoose says:

    No surprise. Religion is for idiots.

  3. ted says:

    ROflll @ jason. Win

  4. o_rly? says:

    i agree.

  5. twipper says:

    Bah, you and your pesky logic… :)

  6. shin0bi272 says:

    piety fail

  7. Blake says:

    Indeed, people forget that ‘swearing’ means ‘making promises.’ Like marital vows. Not using the word ‘bítches.’ Or ‘fück.’

  8. + _JOSEPH_ + says:

    This is another proof of that catholics are so hypocrites.

    • Danae?! says:

      GRAMMAR NAZI, I CHOOSE YOU.

      ** This is proof that Catholics are hypocrites.

      **This proves that Catholics are so hypocritical.

      This is why we made you finish the fourth grade. Apparently you didn’t continue.

    • Giggidy says:

      So, by that logic:

      All Muslims are terrorists
      All black people are gangsters
      White guys are all wimpy
      All food is either diseased or poisoned
      Your mom is a MILF
      All women are b*tches

      The list goes on…

      • Hanhula says:

        Ooh, I have more:
        All blondes are dumb
        Women must stay in the kitchen
        If you have black hair and you’re white, you’re emo
        If you are sad, you’re emo
        If a girl is in a relationship, she’s a slut

    • ClariPossum says:

      There are hypocrites in every church, every religion, every group of people.

      But for what it’s worth, Christians in general never claim to be perfect (and if they do, they don’t understand Christianity themselves), they just have a different set of morals than non-Christians do. We mess up and make mistakes just like anyone else does. We’re still human. :)

      • The unsilent observer says:

        Thank you for pointing this out. People need to remember this one point:

        The more one attempts to make things black and white, the more gray areas appear.

        You cannot fairly lump everyone together successfully.

  9. Danae?! says:

    It’s in the Bible. So’s “whore,” “ass,” “bastard,” and some other one that I forget. Therefore, she is politically correct.

  10. Frank says:

    Why doesn’t this arcticle’s title have [WIN] written?

    Because that is a win in my book!!

  11. faeriemama says:

    Wow, and she’s paying so much attention to the mass… I don’t know, when I was a kid in religion class being raised Catholic, I was taught that going to church and not paying attention was the same as not going. Then again, as an adult with a brain, my version of “keeping holy the sabbath” is sleeping in on Sunday.

  12. ScotsIrish says:

    He is catholic! Of course he has his flask!!!

  13. kevin says:

    Its from “Gingers do have souls” from youtube


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