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Because You Still Quote “The 40 Year-Old Virgin?”

Because You Quote "The 40 Year-Old Virgin?"

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  1. Grammar Nazi says:

    *you’re

  2. beerhider says:

    *BlackBerry®

  3. metalcraze says:

    how does quoting a movie make you gay?
    It’s like like he’s quoting brokeback mountain.

  4. Sarah says:

    Hey, why wouldn’t you still quote lines from that movie? It’s flippin’ funny!

  5. Todd says:

    isnt that whole thing from Grandma’s Boy at the start of it when they are playing boxing?

  6. IUPUI Creationist says:

    Win.

  7. anal anna says:

    What if you’re gay and you hate Coldplay?

    • well... says:

      then I know you’re straight

    • Blake says:

      Well, that means your gay and have good taste in music.
      Still, liking coldplay is an adequate ground to suspect homosexuality, and to confirm shítty taste in music.

      • wolfcheese says:

        “Still, liking coldplay is an adequate ground to suspect homosexuality”

        No, it’s not. No personal tastes are. I mean I only know one song from them (viva la vida), but seriously, stop being so judgmental and clean the stereotypes from your head. And yes, I’m gay, though it shouldn’t matter one way or the other.

      • Ironica says:

        No, liking men is adequate grounds to suspect homosexuality (in men). Liking pink, musicals, gourmet cooking, or cuddling is adequate grounds to suspect that a man is extremely comfortable with his sexuality, WHATEVER it may be.

        OTOH, pointing at totally random things and saying “That makes you gay” implies that one is NOT entirely secure in their sexual identity, and needs to figure out ways to define and test themselves.

        tl;dr version: saying “that means you(‘)r(e) gay” means you’re worried that you’re gay.

      • Mina says:

        You know how I know you’re gay?

        Liking c**k. That’s really one of the few acceptable answers there. Really, liking c**k or licking c**k. Either of those works.

        Unless coldplay is some sort of sex act that requires two guys and a lack of girls, in which case, yeah, that’s a pretty good indicator.

  8. danifilth says:

    wtf, that’s not gay.

  9. Mitch says:

    Listening to Coldplay isn’t gay. Most gay people I know listen to bands like Disturbed and Slipknot. Dead honest. I’ve only met one or two gays that listen to ‘gay’ music, and that was serious like Aqua level of gay.

    • Mina says:

      I read that not like a band name, but as part of a color coded Kinsey scale.

      “Oh, man, you have to meet David. He says he’s Orange straight, but I suspect he’s at least Green Bi or Cerulean Gay. Hell, wouldn’t surprise me if he was Aqua level, if you know what I mean!”

      “… No. I have no idea what you mean.”

  10. Sam says:

    That reminds me, time for some Coldplay. Seriously, guys, once chicks find out I’m not gay, they think it’s awesome that I like Coldplay. Problem is, we don’t like the same songs.

  11. Rosie says:

    I thought liking Coldplay just ment you were a yuppie

  12. whats wrong with being a yuppie or a hippie? im a 3/4 ths vegitarian,and theres nothing wrong with it :)

  13. bekbob says:

    How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His d*ck tastes like sh*t.

  14. Bolt says:

    Liking Coldplay makes you a grey mass zombie, not gay. Liking Coldplay means you probably support evil corporations and are against piracy. Basically, it means you’re unnecessary.


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