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Head -> Desk. Idiots.
face->palm. Idiota
Head->palm->wall
You -> Spanish. Win.
palm, apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
Apply directly to the forehead
win!
palm, apply directly to the forehead
Forehead, apply directly to the palm
forehead, apply directly to desk
Cinderblock, apply directly to the first troll who makes a combo breaker comment. Excluding me of course.
And they’ll live happily ever after but apart.
And they’ll live happily ever after…. as soon as they break up and he spends months either having it removed or tattoo-ed into something else.
Or finding a chick with the same name!
When you are growing, new skin cells are produced more often than when you’re an adult, so the tatto will fade away after a couple of years.
What?! Tattoo fade? are you retarded?
Tattooes do fade. Just not as much as this guy seems to think.
Tattoo fade? I don’t know who is doing your tattoos, but mine are still there… 12 yrs later! bold and bright!
And what was her name?
Jonathon
You’re dumb. Just straight up.
Nope. He made a joke I guess.
Because it said “Baby”. You know… As in “child”… Get it?
Fade. yes. Away. no.
you have to be 18 to legally get a tat in *most* states. I’m not saying these idiots are 18, but they’re not 2 either. It’s now a 15-wash hair dye job, it’s a f*n tattoo… they’re PERMANENT, no matter how much medical training you think you have, it will not fade away.
You seem to be under the impression that “my baby” means “my child” rather than “my beloved”. And that “2 month anniversary” means “two months old child” rather than “2 months since we hooked up”.
hehe at first i did think the baby part was a child so i was in deep shock but then i released it was just another love fail… too bad
The baby got a tat?
On humans, tattoos are for life. They fade over time, but that means they become less vivid–they don’t ever go away. That said, I know very little about alien skin, so maybe it works that way on your planet.
Oh, yeah.
They only survive about 2 or 3 sheddings, max. They make the skin taste really funny when you go to eat the dead skin, too.
It will be forever but just not together.
lots of ashleys in the world
haha, so he’ll just have to only date girls named ashley.
Hmmm – I wonder whether she was the first Ashley…
lol wut….what poor sap in his right mind would do that??? i’d like to see what these two look like….
Well here’s a bit of Ashley:
http://failbook.failblog.org/2010/10/03/funny-facebook-fails-live-passionatley/
Is this a new meme involving Ashleys?
OMG! This lady just tatted her name on her two-month-old baby! Someone call Social services!!!
somehow, that was the first thought that came to my mind.
Same here. Not sure why.
She had to or she’d forget which baby was hers.
*sigh*…What a couple of morons…
On the bright side: if his town/city is anything like mine, there will probably be at least 75 more girls named Ashley within a 5km radius.
For some reason, when it said BABY I thought she meant an actual baby. That’s what I get for read this while stll half asleep. Night y’all!
I think the stupid is beginning to get to me… I thought she meant an actual baby at first.
I thought that she meant an actual baby, too. I was thinking “Who would put a tattoo on a 2-month old baby?”
Can we as a collective intertubes please place a moratorium on motivationals? They were clever until 2006, funny until 2007, pathetic until last year, and now are on the same level as a 60-year old who doesn’t own a computer saying “pwn” IRL.
Oh true love.
I swear this could be the comment of my high school classmate Heather’s girlfriend, and they’ve only been dating for maybe 6 months. I know my Heather put up FB pics of getting her new GF’s name tatted on herself, and her girlfriend’s name is Ashley.
Oh, and Heather’s GF Ashley looks just like Justin Beiber (hair and all). Does it count when a lesbian dates a girl that looks like Justin Bieber?
Not sure if it “counts” but it’s nice of her to leave the good-looking ones for us.
For anybody who thinks tatoos fade “because you get all new cells every 7 years”: go to a retirement home and look at the WWII vets whose tattoos are 55-60 years old.
And many of those were done with primitive jerry-rigged tools and soot… today’s will be way more permanent.
Well, at least there are enough women named Ashley. He can just go through dating sites or people with name tags. “Your name is Ashley? Score.”
There are some dudes named Ashley, too. So…that might help.
Reminds me of this somewhat comical commercial:
Always give me a slight chuckle
Or that one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CETDS1eIwXw
Now when they break up, she’ll have to introduce him to her fat friend who has the same name.
/m\
You are so dumb. You are really dumb. Fo real. =/
Someone mentioned that tattoos fade “just not as much as this guy thinks.”
No one said anything about them fading away. He just said they fade. Because, well they do. They definitely don’t stay as bright and picture perfect as the first year. Which is why people get touch ups.
Uh, yeah, someone did say something about them fading away:
“When you are growing, new skin cells are produced more often than when you’re an adult, so the tatto will fade away after a couple of years.”
That is the comment people are responding to.
did anyone stop to think that maybe they’ve been together like 5 years and just got married and its their two month WEDDING anniversary?
*Second mensiversary
You know what I mean. Big E little y.
Hate to burst your bubble, kids, but there are people out there who know well before two months are up that they want to spend the rest of their lives together. I’m not one for tattoos, but when my wife and I met, we knew within days that we were together for good. Neither of us has ever had a second thought about it.
For a second there, I thought that she was saying that she got her name tattooed on her 2 month-old baby.