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There’s No App for That

There's No App for That

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  1. scrovluca says:

    american

    • Christopher says:

      Not necessarily. I had a cab driver do that to me while I was Jebel Ali.

    • Calvin says:

      Blonde American dumbass :)

    • Corporate Whore says:

      Dumb foreigners….go f yourself… It’s funny how people use American as the new insult, when really, they are insulting themselves by showing hate to one of the few countries in the world that gives as much as it does. Scrotum, your posting is pointless, tasteless, lacking merit AND value, and shows your age.

      • Raptorkam says:

        You are just mad ‘cuz ‘mericans be stoppit!

      • meertn says:

        I get your point, and I do agree on the whole with what you seem to be saying, but a) saying “American” as an insult means you are insulting a people, not a country. Subtle yet important difference. b) showing HATE towards ANY country means you are really insulting yourself, regardless of that country’s merits. So no need to talk about how much you’re giving, that just ensures you come off as having a major superiority-complex. c) saying “go f yourself” and turning scrovluca into scrotum, but then turning around in the same post talking about tastelessness and showing your age is, well, somewhat hypocritical and d) (and admittedly I’m nitpicking at this point, but it just bothers me) I get what you mean with “foreigners”, or at least I assume you are talking about non-Americans, but you should take into consideration that you, to me, are a foreigner. So to me the first sentence sounds like you are insulting yourself.
        Just saying….

      • Karma says:

        Do.Not.Feed.The.Trolls. They say this stuff to get people like you going. I feel like I’m talking to my 10 year old about middle school bullies.

    • Kat says:

      She could have updated when she got to her destination.
      You dumbasses never think of that.

    • audax says:

      It has nothing to do with being American, and everything to do with the fact that she’s a woman and driving.

    • kent says:

      Prove it you idiot.

  2. benji says:

    Do we need one of these ‘updating facebook while driving’ fails every week? They haven’t been funny for a long time now…

  3. lallie says:

    Sigh… This will upset Oprah so much. I hope she’s not a failbook fan…
    LOL

  4. soup says:

    Oh good, another ‘updating facebook while driving’ fail.

  5. ClariPossum says:

    So, her texting about it after the fact somehow cause her to make the mistake to begin with? Commenter failed on the logic of that one LoL.

    • Vincent says:

      True. The fact that she’s texting after the fact did not cause her to make the mistake in the first place. However, she’s still texting while driving into oncoming traffic. Is it too much to hope that an 18 wheeler plowed her six feet under moments after she updated?

      • Giggidy says:

        In my experience, stupid people always live just long enough to pass on their genetics to another generation of stupid. Then they get fame for being stupid in the Darwin Awards.

      • ClariPossum says:

        Eh, I prefer to stick with the “she waited until she got to her destination/red light/gas station/what have you” theory. :)

  6. brubeck says:

    Just read this, laughed until I spilled coffee in my crotch, then hit a tree.

  7. Hunt22 says:

    How is it possible that no one has realized the reason she did this is because she’s a woman?


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