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Actually, it’s Tetanus

Actually, it's Tetanus

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  1. Tetris says:

    I like tetris better HAHA!

    • Juliet says:

      This is funny, but I watched Arthur when I was younger. I think the people posting this have too, because that is directly from the context: Arthur cuts his knee from a tin can and DW asks if he needs a tetris shot, lol.
      Though this made me laugh nonetheless.

  2. Ace Torneyman says:

    Haha. She needs a tetris shot now.

  3. beerhider says:

    i like Zuma myself

  4. trzneor says:

    HAHAHAH :D

  5. King Gonad says:

    Unless the nail filled in a gap and her foot disappeared. Then THAT would be tetris.

  6. The Doc says:

    well… put it this way, she wont be bored in the hospital.. cos you know… she can play tetris and stuf

  7. Random Guy says:

    She needs to see Dr. Mario.

  8. esternerfer says:

    if she fills the gap then her tetris infected foot will disappear and she’ll have enough points to buy another foot.

  9. Jigain says:

    My foot has a tic-tac-toe.

  10. Katie says:

    You know I thought I might have had tetris once it turned out it was only guitar hero mobile.

    • Skyman724 says:

      No. Guitar Hero sucks on mobile devices. It has to be played on a PLASTIC GUITAR! (except Rock Band because they are trying to make the newest one compatible with a real guitar)

  11. hbond says:

    One hopes it isn’t tetanus – easy to prevent, very difficult to cure and potentially deadly.

    • Xenobio says:

      It’s not difficult to cure if you’re within reach of a decent hospital, they give you shots of immune globulin (antibodies from a blood donor who’s been immunised against tetanus) and antibiotics. Where it kills people is in poor countries or regions that don’t have all that stuff and equipment like ventilators to keep people breathing until the spasms wear off.

  12. emma says:

    One of my fb friends posted something alot like this the other day.
    She said something about needing a “tetness” shot, someone corrected her by saying “*tetnis”, and then someone else said “**tetanus”.
    I wanted to send it in, but my ancient powerbook can’t take screenshots.

  13. ClariPossum says:

    I find it really sad that TWO people got it wrong…

    unless the commenter was being sarcastic. *shrug*

    • Anonymous says:

      It’s even sadder that most people don’t know that tetanus isn’t caused by rust at all. It’s caused by a bacteria usually found in soil.

      • Xenobio says:

        Second. You could theoretically step on a perfectly clean nail and then go walk around in the mud without bandaging your foot and get it. Newborn babies also get it if the stump of the umbilical cord gets dirty. That’s pretty horrific.

  14. Chuck says:

    I got tetris in my foot, that song is starting to drive me nuts!

  15. Adam says:

    Did anyone here ever play Bad Dudes? I had it on MAME32 and I played it non-stop. RETRO GAMING FTW!!

  16. failuristic says:

    How do people this f**king stupid continue to breathe?
    Darwinism seems to be going in reverse for the human species.

    Before we know it, we’ll all be Stephenie Meyer.
    O GOD THE HORROR. O GOD.

  17. My own Grandpa says:

    That really made me laugh out loud…


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