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If you’re too dumb to spell, you should not:
1) be getting tattoos
2) be a tattoo artist
This girl also doesn’t know the difference between “edition” and “addition” apparently, so I’m only going to give the tattoo artist 40% of the blame.
Maybe it’s a newer picture of that tattoo so therefore it could be edition…so if the tattoo artist gets 40% I’m giving you the other 60%
On a lighter note..the only tat I have seen that made me think HUH! was on the forehead ova guy in Cornwall uk, it was 666, and large..
the tattoo artist is never to blame in this situation. they are paid to do tattoos, not be your f**king english teacher. it’s not like they put on a stencil without letting you check it before it’s permanently on your body.
Here’s how it goes at the place where I always get my tattoos – if someone wants a tattoo with words, they ask them several times “you’re sure this is how it’s spelled?” If they know it’s spelled wrong, they’ll make sure to ask other people, and also go “well let’s get out the dictionary, just in case”. There are people who STILL swear up and down that it’s spelled correctly. So they do it anyhow. I guess they figure that if the person is that stupid, they deserve it. Last time I was in there getting one of mine touched up, some girl was trying to spell “intelligence” wrong (oh, the irony), and she flipped out when they kept asking about the spelling, saying they were trying to insult her. Serves her right, I guess.
3. Have a job
4. Speak
5. Be allowed to live past 20
Because *every* job requires proper spelling and spelling mistakes can be heard in spoken text?
Why oh why did your mother not just sit on a coathanger…
Coathanger jokes = not funny.
I agreed with your post until I read that.
That is all.
See his point 5…
I’m with Dog. An ignorant comment doesn’t need an ignorant reply. It actually makes you look even more ignorant.
Why you guys so offended, haven’t you ever seen a dead fetus before?
No and i don’t want to either. I’m guessing you’re not a parent and don’t want kids.
Dead Fetus jokes = Not funny either
Something like 60% of the women who get abortions already have children, so I don’t think this is a “waaah you hate babies” issue.
Sticking up for the person named “FetusEater”? Really? C’mon. Dead baby jokes weren’t even all that funny in grade school.
Also, 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.
i have had an abortion and i have had a daughter since u dont realise what you have really done till you have kids……. now it haunts me so anyone who thinks abortions are funny grow up. Its rude and ignorant.
I’m sorry, I didn’t really think it’d hurt anyone that much when I posted that, please accept my apologies.
What’s worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 2 trees.
lollolol
To all smartasses: Shut up. It’s a picture of a misspelled tattoo. Stop talking about dead fetuses and correcting each other.
Using not having kids as an insult makes you look like a moron.
It wasn’t intended as an insult.
How is “you don’t have or want children so you kill babies” not an insult? It implies that people who have children have some special, compassionate insight that the childless are missing.
I actually have, unfortunately, seen pictures of a dead fetus.
You’re disgusting.
That is all.
Agreed.
ya, she should have been aborted because she can’t spell. Why didn’t YOUR mother sit on a coat hanger, I’d much rather hang with her, than *YOU*.
Twat.
That was a reply to Skyman, as he apparently thinks people that can’t spell shouldn’t be allowed to live past 20.
The first part of my comment was sarcasm, which you obviously didn’t get, the coathanger remark was addressed to Skyman.
Still not funny.
I dunt no wat yor taulkeng abowt. Spelyng isnd thad impourtint.
When it’s permanently inked on your body, it is…
*sigh* Well, you got me there! You sure told me! Go on with your bad self!
I was being facetious.
Obvious sarcasm is obvious. And sarcastic.
haha i have a tattoo with my daughters name and date of birth it would of been a nightmare if the tattooist made a mistake.
LOL
FAIL
drunk blond…
“blonde”
“potatoe”
“you’re”
The correct spelling is “blond”.
“Blonde” is only accurate if you are speaking in French of a woman with blond hair.
Hate to burst your bubble, but the difference between ‘blond’ and ‘blonde’ is masculine or feminine. A man can have blond hair, a woman is a blonde, or has blonde hair. We don’t call a man a ‘blond’. In this case, Pink Floyd is wrong, SirSpamsAlot is right.
Oh, and you’re wrong. Lesson over.
Is that so? I guess I learnt something today.
That was once true, yes, but “blonde” is going the way of other gender in English, by way of recognizing that there’s nothing sex-specific about hair color.
“Blonde” as a noun, meaning a woman with blond hair, is patently objectifying.
The more — I don’t want to say “common”, because it’s obviously not — (accepted?) use of the two words is ‘blond’ as an adjective and ‘blonde’ as a noun. For example, the blonde has blond hair.
But how did we even get to a discussion on blondes from a picture of a tattoo on Facebook?
That question would be better asked in the fetus section above.
haha:) Awesome Freetime!
Truth: it hurts. Lol.
It depends on the country – Blond in America, say, and Blonde where I’m from – New Zealand.
And in the UK.
Blond looks wrong and terribly American to me.
Unless it’s followed with … “James Blond”.
I live in America and I put the “e” at the end.. blond just looks wrong to me as well.
It has nothing to do with being American. The word is French in origin. Like many other French adjectives, it takes an “e” in the feminine gender, and omits it for the masculine.
For English, the final “E” *should* lengthen the “O” by the normal rules of pronunciation. So when reaching for a gender-neutral form, omitting it makes more sense.
I agree wholeheartedly…and I’m American…lol
Word tattoos suck even when they’re spelled correctly.
You speak so much truth, sir.
I think I’ll have that as a tat! :p
That would be so awesome! Please do it! For extra irony, spell it out incorrectly
“Werd tatooz suk even wen their speld corrctley”?
no, make it readable
Now where’s the fun in that?
At first it hurts your eyes, and then it eats your brains…!
“Word tatoos suck even when there spelld corectly”
whats the point of tattoos anyway?
I don’t know you’re god, tell us!
ZING!
i used my power to create something random and me not knowing the reason and on the 97492836478124 day i created tattoo’s (randomly)
Tattoo’s what?
The whole thing?
they mean something important (for most people) to you
and you want to have something that will remind you to it always
and even if it is ugly or is not a popular tatoo
it represents something important to you
just like a t-bear from when you were a kid or a toy or something like that
Tattoos are stupid. My dad, who spent most of his days around tatted-up people because he was a pro skateboarder (and obviously, a lot of skaters are obsessed with tattoos), told me something that best summarizes why tattoos are stupid: “There is nothing that I would want on my body now that I liked 20 years ago.” Simply put, it’s permanent, and you won’t like it for long.
so if u r already 20 he doesnt like u?
Epic win!
If he is her father, I should hope he wouldn’t like her on his body… just saying, little Jerry Springerish for my tastes
*So
*you
*are
*doesn’t
Here endeth the lesson.
That’s your opinion. I have a tattoo. I had wanted one for 10 years. I knew what I wanted it to mean but never found the perfect one for me until I was in church a few years ago. I got it a few months later and still love it. I will always love it because it means something to me. Chances are I’ll never get another one because because another one will never mean as much to me as the one I have. If you don’t like them and think they’re stupid then don’t get one. But to people with tattoos your opinion doesn’t matter.
thats what you think now, lets see that tattoo on your old skin its going to be very stupid,some people take it too extreme, i can’t imagine a big skull on someones back when his like 70-80 years old
Y’know, my brother said the EXACT same thing to me when I got my first tattoo. I was 40. He said, “That’s gonna look like crap when you’re 80, ha ha ha!”
He’s dead, now.
Sorry for your loss, but er…what’s your point?
What about your kids name? Or a good friend who died? Or your grandparents and parents names, for example Mum, Dad, Nan, Grandad? My mum has all 5 kids names on her and my grandad had his bestfriend’s name tattooed on him, his friend died when they were young.
Oh, so Nahhh’s point was he or she now has his/her brother’s name tattooed?
Didn’t get that, it was a genuine question, no harm intended.
Sorry didn’t mean to reply to you.
Yeah, I don’t understand the relevance of bringing up the fact that he’s dead, either.
I agree that too many people make stupid decisions with tatts, but not all will be regrets. I have a small tatt symbolizing my best friend who passed away. I know I will never regret having a reminder of him on me, but that is just my opinion. I have had it for 2 years now, and it is still comforting.
How important is a person to you that you need a reminder of him?
The people that are important to me I don’t forget even without a reminder…because they are somewhat important to me ^^
What difference does it make to you? The point (s)he’s trying to make is that their decision to get a tattoo wasn’t a rash decision so they won’t ever regret getting it……unlike lots of other people. Does it matter if it was in memory of someone?
Maybe not so much as a reminder, but more a (symbolic) way of having his mate there with him?
And, what “Here now” says.
I repeat…..THAT’S YOUR OPINION. What’s stupid to you isn’t stupid to others. I may think it’s even more beautiful on my “old skin.”
Yeah, but NOTHING about you looks good when you’re that old, so who cares if your tats don’t either? That’s the dumbest reason I hear for why not to get a tattoo. All the more reason to get one and enjoy them while you’re young. Really the best and only reason you need not get one is that you simply don’t want it. There’s no need to act like the choice makes you superior either way.
If you’re going to say you’re God, please please PLEASE at least attempt to write correctly. Because, according at least to most of the religions I’ve experienced, the common theme is that God is perfect and all-knowing, and highly unlikely to make a single grammatical error, much less 10 or so.
defiling your creation just for fun
WIN!
The title of this should have been “You meant ‘Live Stupidley’, right?”
It is more important to “Live Passionatley”, than to live smartley.
You can’t just fix this one with white out and a Sharpie, can you?
I think everyone is forgetting that at the time of paying for the tattoo, she didn’t have enough money for the ‘e’ so she said she would come back for it later, however, the space that would have been left would have looked like crap. After sobering up she forgot the plan entirely and that is what has given this Face Fail.
Is this tattoo on her hip? looks like a hip bone sticking out and a sunken stomach.
Does it really matter?
It matters to him cuz he wanted to run one off!
I dunno, Andria is typically a lady name.
Does anything matter on this website?
Just curious cause it’s gross.
Average weight girls usually have a bit of hip bone sticking out. I guess being average weight is gross, eh?
Jesus christ, why must girls hate other girls for really stupid reasons?
To make themselves feel better. I personally didn’t see anything at all gross about the girl in the picture. (I’m a woman BTW.)
Reminds me of all the idiots with a japanese tattoo eventually finding out it doesn’t say “Eternity” but “Miso Soup”
Or “this needle has been used before” >:)
Or, “Please choose a tattoo from the selection below.”
A friend of mine plans on getting a japanese tattoo that translates to “She thinks this means something spiritual.”
This really does make me wonder about the tattoo artist just as much as the person who wanted the tattoo, though.
If the girl is the one who spelled it, why was it not pointed out to her? If I were the artist, I would make sure that it was a mistake or if it was meant to be spelled wrong.
If the girl just told the person what to do, then what is a tattoo artist doing without the ability to spell? That could cost them their job, if not the company…
I wonder the same thing every time I see a tattoo on this site that’s misspelled. I would think one would look the word up beforehand just to be positive it’s spelled correctly before having it permanently etched into their skin.
And you think that unlike the girl in the picture, every tattoo artist is able to spell a 12 letter word correctly? Or enough to point out such a mistake?
There are people who can’t spell in every possible job out there. From school teachers to rocket scientists and everything in between.
Also, someone making such a tattoo… “Live Passionately”. Sounds like something a highly twilight-enhanced dance-bar-bathroom-1-night-stand kind of girl. Its not like she needs to be able to spell to pass her orals…
you know.. i sort of wonder if maybe she has a kid, or sister or something who’s name is “Passionatly” or however she mispelt it. Maybe? Or is that too much credit?
Passionatley – Ashley, see they both have the same last 3 letters, that’s one way you might look at it
However, still very sloppy and I think any really good tattoo artist would make sure their work is top quality…
The key words you just nailed were “really good tattoo artist.” Obviously, this girl did not patronise one of them. You don’t just walk into the nearest shop with a tattoo sign in the window, nor do you shop around for the cheapest price either. People shop around more for a new cell phone or TV than than they do for a tattoo, yet the tattoo is the one purchase they’ll have for life. Go fig.
You’re right on that. Tattoos are one of those purchases that are often impulsive but also highly referral based. You look at a friend’s tattoo and ask where they got it, and if you like it, you’re +1 more likely to go to that particular place.
Unlike cell phones, people really only require +1 to get a tattoo and then they’re there and doing it. Cell phones require features you want and need, features you DONT want, size, price, service providers. Much more to compare and contemplate.
Not saying that’s what I did, but I think that’s where a lot of the mindset is right now. Plus, you don’t even necessarily have to see your tattoos everyday. I don’t.
I agree with you and “Blah”, maybe the tattoo artist didn’t want to question their customers for some reason but they should definetely do so in order to prevent things like this.
Besides that, I get the feeling that a lot of people get a tattoo just for the sake of having one and might not take looking for a good tattoo parlor as serious as they should.
this is the new chi-tonw!
She should change her name to Natly. Problem solved.
*Tom Hanks voice again* WILSON!!
…How would that solve any problems?
It’s like my tattoo: Wilson (Justice Moderation)
WIN
That’s it. I’m off to the laboratory to invent a tattooing needle with a built-in spell checker.
What f**king body part is that?
She should get a red squiggly line tattooed underneath it like when you have a typo on a computer.
That’s clever. I think that’s the only way she could save this thing, short of having it lasered off.
that’s genius actually
I don’t think that friend that called her a Dumb Ass was J/K at all. xD
I don’t think it’s necessary to be able to spell to tattoo. Artistic ability and talent are necessary.
Spelling is something the customer should have already figured out. A lot of people plan out their tattoos and there’s no reason why they shouldn’t have seen their mistake.
When I got mine, I had to sign a release that the tattooist put the stencil on me and let me see and I agreed to it. In most reputable shops, I’m sure if someone noticed they would be say something. Not every place is reputable, but you still agreed to it. boo hoo for you.
Agreed. Honestly, if I was the artist who tattooed this girl, I don’t think I would have said anything if I DID notice the mistake. If she’s stupid enough to ask for it without making sure it’s right, then she deserves to get it that way. She approved the spelling when she asked for it, then when the stencil was put on AND while it was actually being tattooed onto her …. she got what she asked for.
Plus I know a lot of tattoo artists personally, and some of them are definitely not the sharpest tools in the shed. I’d no doubt consider this ANOTHER idiotic thing on her part to rely on anyone else but herself for spelling accuracy. She obviously went in with the wrong spelling and when no one corrected her, came to the conclusion that “it must be right”.
well she has another tatoo like on her leg or something so she might have gone to that particular tatoo shop before and thats why she wasent super visulant.
also, her caption is: “newest edition”
doesnt she mean: “newest ADDITION!?”
what a dumbass
Think Differentley
The human animal is the only animal to have lost the instint to know when it’s offspring are f**ked up at birth. Then of course the animal sensing it’s offspring will be a hinderence as opposed to a benefit to the pack, society, family or species and the kill the offspring. Oh if only homosapiens would regain that instinct.
The human animal is the only animal to have lost the instinct to know when its offspring are f**ked up at birth. Then of course the animal sensing its offspring will be a hindrance as opposed to a benefit to the pack, society, family or species and they kill the offspring. Oh if only homo-sapiens would regain that instinct.
Oh, it doesn’t matter how you spell it as long as you use Verdana, Italic 11 pt.
Don’t worry lady, it’s just a fakkin tramp-stamp! Nobody is gonna read it anyway.
Actually, a tramp stamp is located on your lower back. That’s her hip. Get a clue before commenting.
Dammit! I was sure that was a tramp-stamp! Now that I look harder, I admit that is only a tramp-stamp if she’s got a short ass crack, and she’s pregnant. I stand corrected, thanks.
But… if you look at the picture and pretend it’s a tramp stamp on a chick with an short ass crack and she’s preggo, does that make the picture more interesting?
Am I the only one who noticed the double-fail? It should be newest addition… not edition, which implies there was a previous edition of the tattoo…
The second poster mentioned that.
double-fail + you = triple fail
this is probably not cool, but she also spelled ‘addition’ wrong.
The human animal is the only animal to have lost the instinct to know when its offspring are messed up at birth. Then of course the animal sensing its offspring will be a hindrance as opposed to a benefit to the pack, society, family or species and they kill the offspring. Oh if only homo-sapiens would regain that instinct.
Posting that multiple times is only going to annoy people, not make them want to respond more.
I am a little sad that it appears no one has made a comment about how kind of trashy it is to get that as a trampstamp.
It’s not a tramp stamp, dumb ass. This thread has gone over that several times already.