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Dude, Just Back Away Slowly

Dude, Just Back Away Slowly

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  1. Bieber Obsessed says:

    DON’T POST THIS HERE OMGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS SO WRONG
    GUYS IM NOT GAY

  2. TG says:

    *almost vomits* poor guy….

  3. monkey says:

    2 men, neither of which looks like him/her/it

    • Dave says:

      Doesn’t seem to have occurred to anyone here that the sickly-sweetness could be coming from one minging teenage gay guy to another – they could well both be male(ish).

  4. ApostleOfAnarchy says:

    He’ll learn the error of his ways

  5. Vision Test says:

    Cleary both are blind.

  6. speechless says:

    i…. i…. i want to help him but i dont think i should get involved… O_O honestly i dont see the resemblance.

  7. Hobson's Choice says:

    “Don’t do it, son. You’re still young and you’ve got your whole life ahead of you! Step away from the edge…”

    “But I look like Justin Bieber and my girlfriend calls me ‘Smoochie-Poo’…”

    “Oh. Need a push?”

  8. someone passing by says:

    future bieber maybe?

  9. Raptorkam says:

    Cheeeeeeeet!

  10. Mr.Rob says:

    I need to know who this is so I can insult them.

  11. Imp says:

    ”Hey Dad, how did you and Mom fall in love?”
    ”She mistook me for a lesbian Canadian with hair issues.”

  12. natje says:

    hahahahahahaha xD

  13. Krorp says:

    ROLFMAOZEDONG!

  14. Jamie says:

    So she is calling him a girl? Dude, get out of there while you can

  15. DownNeverOut says:

    I actually thought both of them are dudes. >.<

  16. bob says:

    lmaophrodite :O

  17. Cascade says:

    BWUAHAHHAHA WIN!

  18. lukoiwhim says:

    Oh wow… but if she is this open about everything, he probably knows exactly what she is like and likes her anyway. Making him just as creepy. Better they are with each other rather than inflicting themselves upon others.

    • me says:

      Better to seperate them. What if they breed?! *shudders*

      • Skyman724 says:

        NOOOOOOO! NO MORE RETARD BABIES PLEASE!!!!!! God, can yoshutter up with that black hole that sucks up stupid and ignorant people! We really need it!

        • Skyman724 says:

          *can you hurry up*

          • Angel Gabriel says:

            I’ve a message from God for you.

            “No chance mate. I might of put the stupid and ignorant here for my own, personal entertainment. You’ll also need to speak to belzabub for the removal all things. related to Justin Bieber, including those two muppets in the photo that was his idea afteral….. Now. Where’s my Sunday roast, seeing that i missed out on the bacon butties this morning. Storming night last night, might have to ‘get back on it’…”

  19. MDelisle says:

    That is wrong on many levels.
    They must be 13-14. Still…wrong.

  20. Giggidy says:

    She has two chins.

    Run.

    That is all.

  21. Andy says:

    My mother-in-law looks more like Justin Bieber than that guy

  22. Chadwick McDouchington III says:

    Neither of the people in that picture resembles Beiber in the slightest.

  23. Pilotgirl says:

    It’s her brother.

    • keithybabes says:

      No. Look at their eyes; they are both blind. This is a relationship made in heaven for both of them. He probably thinks she looks like Justin Bieber too.

  24. LoveBug. says:

    i can only laugh.

  25. Mitch says:

    I’m not sure what is scarier, please help:
    1. The fact they just look completely wrong.
    2. The fact she looks way older than him.
    3. The fact she believes he looks like Justin Bieber.
    4. The fact she finds him looking like Justin Bieber a good thing.
    5. The fact they’ve only been dating 3 weeks and already have pet names.
    6. The fact she’s freakishly scared of losing him.
    7. “Never let me go ******, I need you(r) *heart*…

  26. Miss Silver says:

    Son, I am disappoint?

  27. E=mc2 says:

    Wait…they’re not both boys?

  28. Sara says:

    She looks like Terry Jones in drag.

  29. Rosie says:

    I’m morbidly currious to see if his page has a similar statement comparing her to some celebrity with just as little resemblince.

  30. George Johnson says:

    Ah…. the “beautiful people” speak out.

    I think I’d rather hang with the couple in the photo than you elitist bastards. Something tells me they’re a whole lot more real.

    • a_passing_maniac says:

      The picture had nothing to do with the couples’ attractiveness, it had to do with the comparison with Justin Beiber, and the fact that anybody actually said the phrase “snooki-poo” without being sarcastic.

      Also, by not replying to anyone in particular, your comment suddenly becomes passive-aggressive, not making any point at all against any specific commenter.

    • Hazza ftw says:

      Just ‘cos you’re ugly.

    • Whiskerz says:

      Agreed. :)

      Though I think even if the people in the photo were gorgeous, people would still be trying to call them ugly.

    • julie says:

      hahaha i agree with you on that one. a guy who’s ok with a girl calling him that is more of a man than probably a lot of you fellas out there who have nothing to do than browsing failblog and posting mean comments.

    • beakerj says:

      Dear George,

      Finally someone writes something intelligent & kind on this comment board. Are you sure you’re in the right place? I think some of these failbook posts are funny, but the comments page is enough to sap my will to live.
      Flee while you still can.

    • keithybabes says:

      They don’t need you. Not at this stage in their relationship.

    • hamlet says:

      In a Stephen King’s Misery sort of way, yeah, the girl looks like she could be pretty real.

      And by that I mean somebody call the authorities, he’s already hobbled and sitting in her basement.

    • Molly says:

      There is something seriously wrong with you if you want to hang out with a grown woman who’s madly in “love” with a Justin Bieber “lookalike” that she’s been dating for three weeks. Whom she calls “smoochie-poo.” Seriously.

    • David says:

      No it’s just his girlfriend thinks he looks like JB and he is still in the closet about it. It’s okay bro, you can do it :)

    • Molliee. x says:

      i am real thank you very much, i just dont look like that.

  31. flowers says:

    I just find it sad that she thinks the most note-worthy thing about her boyfriend is that he looks like a celebrity she has a crush on. I don’t know what Justin Bieber looks like (and I don’t care enough to google him), so I don’t know if she’s right or not.

  32. House says:

    It’s a man, baby!

  33. HAHAHAHA says:

    The only similarity I see with bieber is that he has the same eyes after bieber passes an automatic door.

  34. Kid’s got a way better haircut than Justin Bieber.

  35. amanda says:

    she looks 25, maybe 30.

    a) someone of that age usually is barely aware of who Justin Beiber is, besides some snivelling little twerp from stratford.

    b) someone of that age usually knows to save the silly smoochy-kins crud for when they’ve been dating for a year or more. Leave it for the 14 year olds to that think 3 weeks is a “long” relationship.

    c) he doesn’t look like the snivelling little twerp. She’s delusional.

    Run away now dude. You can do better.

    • DoctorWho says:

      She is a she?!

    • Ess says:

      I would think that someone who knows enough about Bieber to know he’s from Stratford would be someone who is slightly more than just “barely aware”.

      I mean, like, since he’s mostly known for being an annoying little pop fad you’d think that would be something someone barely aware of him would know instead of his place of origin.

      • pixie says:

        apparently Justin Bieber isn’t just a snivelling little twerp/annoying little pop fad, but also a huge asshat; or so my friend from Stratford tells me so (and it’s not THAT big of a town for most kids/teens to have not known him before he was famous)

      • E says:

        I can tell you for certain that in Canada whenever Justin Bieber is mentioned on tv (ie. music video programme) they never fail to mention his hometown.

  36. aarin says:

    I find it disturbing that this old chick is obsessed with a 16yo boy who is just now starting to hit puberty.

    Maybe her smoochy has no penis yet either and thats how she likes em.

  37. Whimsy says:

    Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I guess.
    Still, it’s weird that after only 3 weeks, she feels that she “needs” this guy. Must be that new relationship smell that masks the idiocy that generally breaks people up.

    Also, he does NOT look anything like Justin Beiber, unless you count the lack of chin.

  38. God says:

    HA! my classic human fails never get old! >:D

  39. ben says:

    he looks too good to be mistaken for Bieber.

  40. Matt. says:

    Obviously they’re happy. And that’s all that matters. If you think making fun of them is going to make you happy, you’re wrong.

  41. Sam says:

    Forget backing away slowly, run for your friggin life!

  42. Chikki says:

    …When he sees her Facebook page he’s gonna break up with her (unless he’s crazy).

  43. Dy says:

    Yes, he looks exactly like Bieber. (What??)
    Isn’t this woman too old to be obsessing over a little boy? Ew!

  44. Babsie89 says:

    Anyone think Bieber Obsessed looks like a modern Mona Lisa?? No smile?

  45. budleee says:

    i knew that she was a she… but excited over a 3 week dating??

    so young, so naive….

  46. Cg says:

    It says ‘add HER as a friend’ ^ so there is a girl in there somewhere, one can assume?

  47. will.i.am says:

    Something tells me this is a bunch of 14 year olds having a laugh.

  48. BURN! says:

    BURN IN FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  49. SilenTom says:

    It’s nice to see homosexuality is accepted among trekkies.

  50. Keth says:

    Perhaps the reincarnation of Michael Jackson? xP

  51. My God says:

    This goes second in the ‘Most disturbing things I’ve ever seen’ list, right after the ‘Offended’ page on ED.

  52. awesomepossum says:

    I lol’d

  53. Jessica says:

    OMG The guy looks like the kid from the “Aicha” video!!
    If you haven’t seen it look it up on YouTube!

  54. flinch says:

    I think that is actually the kid from Gummo.

  55. Carrie says:

    guys those comments r really mean. She/he is kinda creepy but watevs let it live!

  56. bob smooth says:

    I don’t understand the big deal with this…

  57. Crispy-chan says:

    Weeeell, this might just be the scariest Belieber i’ve ever seen XD

  58. massageon says:

    My dog looks more like Justin Beiber than this ugly. Jesus Christ, I hope these two people never breed.

  59. JimiDragon says:

    Some people have Bieber Fever….she’s got the flu.

  60. xXEmo-FemaleXx says:

    Which one is the dude?

  61. maddiiXX says:

    i’m scared for this guy… maybe she’s so clingy cause she’s never had a boyfriend before. it’s possible, i mean, look at her :P


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