Doesn’t seem to have occurred to anyone here that the sickly-sweetness could be coming from one minging teenage gay guy to another – they could well both be male(ish).
Since you seem to take these comments so seriously, you may wish to join my Kinky Sex Cult, as described on a previous post. I’ll send you an application form. Just bring your own chicken.
Oh wow… but if she is this open about everything, he probably knows exactly what she is like and likes her anyway. Making him just as creepy. Better they are with each other rather than inflicting themselves upon others.
“No chance mate. I might of put the stupid and ignorant here for my own, personal entertainment. You’ll also need to speak to belzabub for the removal all things. related to Justin Bieber, including those two muppets in the photo that was his idea afteral….. Now. Where’s my Sunday roast, seeing that i missed out on the bacon butties this morning. Storming night last night, might have to ‘get back on it’…”
No. Look at their eyes; they are both blind. This is a relationship made in heaven for both of them. He probably thinks she looks like Justin Bieber too.
I’m not sure what is scarier, please help:
1. The fact they just look completely wrong.
2. The fact she looks way older than him.
3. The fact she believes he looks like Justin Bieber.
4. The fact she finds him looking like Justin Bieber a good thing.
5. The fact they’ve only been dating 3 weeks and already have pet names.
6. The fact she’s freakishly scared of losing him.
7. “Never let me go ******, I need you(r) *heart*…
8. The fact THAT you are too stupid to know that all 6 of your statements starting with “the fact” should have been followed with “that”. Seriously, don’t make fun of people for any reason if you are going to make yourself look like an ass while doing it.
Am I the only one who is irked by the 6? I definitely remember my teachers drilling the point in that you should never use the number’s symbol in a sentence unless it is at least more than ten…
The picture had nothing to do with the couples’ attractiveness, it had to do with the comparison with Justin Beiber, and the fact that anybody actually said the phrase “snooki-poo” without being sarcastic.
Also, by not replying to anyone in particular, your comment suddenly becomes passive-aggressive, not making any point at all against any specific commenter.
hahaha i agree with you on that one. a guy who’s ok with a girl calling him that is more of a man than probably a lot of you fellas out there who have nothing to do than browsing failblog and posting mean comments.
Finally someone writes something intelligent & kind on this comment board. Are you sure you’re in the right place? I think some of these failbook posts are funny, but the comments page is enough to sap my will to live.
Flee while you still can.
There is something seriously wrong with you if you want to hang out with a grown woman who’s madly in “love” with a Justin Bieber “lookalike” that she’s been dating for three weeks. Whom she calls “smoochie-poo.” Seriously.
I just find it sad that she thinks the most note-worthy thing about her boyfriend is that he looks like a celebrity she has a crush on. I don’t know what Justin Bieber looks like (and I don’t care enough to google him), so I don’t know if she’s right or not.
a) someone of that age usually is barely aware of who Justin Beiber is, besides some snivelling little twerp from stratford.
b) someone of that age usually knows to save the silly smoochy-kins crud for when they’ve been dating for a year or more. Leave it for the 14 year olds to that think 3 weeks is a “long” relationship.
c) he doesn’t look like the snivelling little twerp. She’s delusional.
I would think that someone who knows enough about Bieber to know he’s from Stratford would be someone who is slightly more than just “barely aware”.
I mean, like, since he’s mostly known for being an annoying little pop fad you’d think that would be something someone barely aware of him would know instead of his place of origin.
apparently Justin Bieber isn’t just a snivelling little twerp/annoying little pop fad, but also a huge asshat; or so my friend from Stratford tells me so (and it’s not THAT big of a town for most kids/teens to have not known him before he was famous)
I can tell you for certain that in Canada whenever Justin Bieber is mentioned on tv (ie. music video programme) they never fail to mention his hometown.
I had no idea what country Bieber was from until after I came back from Stratford this past summer. To the city’s credit, I didn’t see much press about him while I was there.
Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I guess.
Still, it’s weird that after only 3 weeks, she feels that she “needs” this guy. Must be that new relationship smell that masks the idiocy that generally breaks people up.
Also, he does NOT look anything like Justin Beiber, unless you count the lack of chin.
DON’T POST THIS HERE OMGGGGGGGGGGGG THIS IS SO WRONG
GUYS IM NOT GAY
for sure you are
*almost vomits* poor guy….
I hope for his sake that he at least is the one to the left.
Unfortunately, it says that she(he?) knows that he’s not skinny, so my guess is that it’s the person on the right.
2 men, neither of which looks like him/her/it
Doesn’t seem to have occurred to anyone here that the sickly-sweetness could be coming from one minging teenage gay guy to another – they could well both be male(ish).
Nah, over on the right it says ‘add her as friend’.
He’ll learn the error of his ways
Cleary both are blind.
lol
i…. i…. i want to help him but i dont think i should get involved… O_O honestly i dont see the resemblance.
“Don’t do it, son. You’re still young and you’ve got your whole life ahead of you! Step away from the edge…”
“But I look like Justin Bieber and my girlfriend calls me ‘Smoochie-Poo’…”
“Oh. Need a push?”
Win.
I lolled! Good one sir.
It’s too late for him. I say we kill this b*tch before she hurts anyone else.
^^This
Wow dude, a bit harsh maybe?
You haven’t read many of HC’s comments yet, have you?
Trust me, he’s being nice here >:)
Since you seem to take these comments so seriously, you may wish to join my Kinky Sex Cult, as described on a previous post. I’ll send you an application form. Just bring your own chicken.
Dayum dat be sounds smexay yo.
BWAHHHAHAHAHAH LMAOOOOOO!!!!!
epic comment is epic
You nearly killed me there :’)
Whiskey
Tango
Foxtrot
Over!
Lima
Oscar
Lima
Over!
Roof*
Oscar
Foxtrot
Lima
OVER!
*Why are you looking down here?!?!?! Im not telling you
ANYTHING!
This is your most epic comment to date! Well done!
future bieber maybe?
Cheeeeeeeet!
I need to know who this is so I can insult them.
My reaction?: http://beuler.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/home-alone.png
”Hey Dad, how did you and Mom fall in love?”
”She mistook me for a lesbian Canadian with hair issues.”
HAHAHAHAHA niiiiiiiice
hahahahahahaha xD
ROLFMAOZEDONG!
So she is calling him a girl? Dude, get out of there while you can
I actually thought both of them are dudes. >.<
ZING!
IKR!!
is it just me or does “she” has a 5 o’clock shadow?
have*
Are you dissing LolCats?
Lolcats has gayness.
lmaophrodite :O
BWUAHAHHAHA WIN!
Oh wow… but if she is this open about everything, he probably knows exactly what she is like and likes her anyway. Making him just as creepy. Better they are with each other rather than inflicting themselves upon others.
Better to seperate them. What if they breed?! *shudders*
NOOOOOOO! NO MORE RETARD BABIES PLEASE!!!!!! God, can yoshutter up with that black hole that sucks up stupid and ignorant people! We really need it!
*can you hurry up*
I’ve a message from God for you.
“No chance mate. I might of put the stupid and ignorant here for my own, personal entertainment. You’ll also need to speak to belzabub for the removal all things. related to Justin Bieber, including those two muppets in the photo that was his idea afteral….. Now. Where’s my Sunday roast, seeing that i missed out on the bacon butties this morning. Storming night last night, might have to ‘get back on it’…”
I’m not taking either of them. YOU take them.
Meh just stick ‘em both in Limbo so when the war between your 2 sides finally starts, they’ll be the first collateral damage
That is wrong on many levels.
They must be 13-14. Still…wrong.
She has two chins.
Run.
That is all.
That’s rather unpleasant of you.
Yeah the chinese sex slavery is not cool.
I gotta admit, that was good
My mother-in-law looks more like Justin Bieber than that guy
uhh…. you can see through the blurred out part of his face?
You don’t even need to. It’s just a little obvious that he looks nothing like the Beib-tweeb.
Neither of the people in that picture resembles Beiber in the slightest.
Doesn’t Justin Bieber have … hair?
It’s kind of his signature trait…
LOL!
It’s her brother.
No. Look at their eyes; they are both blind. This is a relationship made in heaven for both of them. He probably thinks she looks like Justin Bieber too.
i can only laugh.
I’m not sure what is scarier, please help:
1. The fact they just look completely wrong.
2. The fact she looks way older than him.
3. The fact she believes he looks like Justin Bieber.
4. The fact she finds him looking like Justin Bieber a good thing.
5. The fact they’ve only been dating 3 weeks and already have pet names.
6. The fact she’s freakishly scared of losing him.
7. “Never let me go ******, I need you(r) *heart*…
om nom nom nom
Or 8) The fact they can now get married in California…
8 ) *
Or the fact that they both look like guys…
*shudders while laughing his ass off*
Or,
8. Her face.
8. The fact THAT you are too stupid to know that all 6 of your statements starting with “the fact” should have been followed with “that”. Seriously, don’t make fun of people for any reason if you are going to make yourself look like an ass while doing it.
*all 6 of your statements that started with*
Hoist by your own petard; nice one. I bet you’ll think twice about being a pedantic tw@ in the future.
I believe Bill Hicks called this a “role reversal.”
And the rest of us call it a fail.
Am I the only one who is irked by the 6? I definitely remember my teachers drilling the point in that you should never use the number’s symbol in a sentence unless it is at least more than ten…
Oh, yes- I noticed that, too.
Pretty rich coming from you of all people…
#6 and #7 are the scariest…..oh wait, #1. I mean, #3. Oh, hell!
Son, I am disappoint?
Wait…they’re not both boys?
She looks like Terry Jones in drag.
I’m morbidly currious to see if his page has a similar statement comparing her to some celebrity with just as little resemblince.
me too :L
“My girlfriend looks like Katy Perry, and I love her.”
Really? Katy Perry? Didn’t you mean Rosie O’Donnell?
Dude, I’m no Rosie fan, but what the hell did she ever do to deserve that?
She looks more like Alan Rickman as Snape. y/n?
Ey! Don’t insult Snape, ok?
not cool dude, not cool
:L that could be right, but either way its funny (:
Ah…. the “beautiful people” speak out.
I think I’d rather hang with the couple in the photo than you elitist bastards. Something tells me they’re a whole lot more real.
The picture had nothing to do with the couples’ attractiveness, it had to do with the comparison with Justin Beiber, and the fact that anybody actually said the phrase “snooki-poo” without being sarcastic.
Also, by not replying to anyone in particular, your comment suddenly becomes passive-aggressive, not making any point at all against any specific commenter.
For once, the troll is more real than the……trollee? (what do you call someone who is getting trolled?)
Just ‘cos you’re ugly.
Agreed.
Though I think even if the people in the photo were gorgeous, people would still be trying to call them ugly.
Well this IS the Internet……….just saying………
hahaha i agree with you on that one. a guy who’s ok with a girl calling him that is more of a man than probably a lot of you fellas out there who have nothing to do than browsing failblog and posting mean comments.
Dear George,
Finally someone writes something intelligent & kind on this comment board. Are you sure you’re in the right place? I think some of these failbook posts are funny, but the comments page is enough to sap my will to live.
Flee while you still can.
They don’t need you. Not at this stage in their relationship.
In a Stephen King’s Misery sort of way, yeah, the girl looks like she could be pretty real.
And by that I mean somebody call the authorities, he’s already hobbled and sitting in her basement.
There is something seriously wrong with you if you want to hang out with a grown woman who’s madly in “love” with a Justin Bieber “lookalike” that she’s been dating for three weeks. Whom she calls “smoochie-poo.” Seriously.
No it’s just his girlfriend thinks he looks like JB and he is still in the closet about it. It’s okay bro, you can do it
i am real thank you very much, i just dont look like that.
I just find it sad that she thinks the most note-worthy thing about her boyfriend is that he looks like a celebrity she has a crush on. I don’t know what Justin Bieber looks like (and I don’t care enough to google him), so I don’t know if she’s right or not.
It’s a man, baby!
The only similarity I see with bieber is that he has the same eyes after bieber passes an automatic door.
Kid’s got a way better haircut than Justin Bieber.
she looks 25, maybe 30.
a) someone of that age usually is barely aware of who Justin Beiber is, besides some snivelling little twerp from stratford.
b) someone of that age usually knows to save the silly smoochy-kins crud for when they’ve been dating for a year or more. Leave it for the 14 year olds to that think 3 weeks is a “long” relationship.
c) he doesn’t look like the snivelling little twerp. She’s delusional.
Run away now dude. You can do better.
She is a she?!
I would think that someone who knows enough about Bieber to know he’s from Stratford would be someone who is slightly more than just “barely aware”.
I mean, like, since he’s mostly known for being an annoying little pop fad you’d think that would be something someone barely aware of him would know instead of his place of origin.
apparently Justin Bieber isn’t just a snivelling little twerp/annoying little pop fad, but also a huge asshat; or so my friend from Stratford tells me so (and it’s not THAT big of a town for most kids/teens to have not known him before he was famous)
I can tell you for certain that in Canada whenever Justin Bieber is mentioned on tv (ie. music video programme) they never fail to mention his hometown.
exactly.
my ex is also from stratford… that’s the only reason i know.
the only reason i know is also the reason why he’s my ex.
Wait…so you dumped him as soon as you found out where he’s from? *scratches head*
Justin Bieber:Stratford, Ontario::David Koresh:Waco, TX
I miss when Stratford was known for the Avon, the swan parade, and the Shakespeare festival.
I had no idea what country Bieber was from until after I came back from Stratford this past summer. To the city’s credit, I didn’t see much press about him while I was there.
Gross.
I find it disturbing that this old chick is obsessed with a 16yo boy who is just now starting to hit puberty.
Maybe her smoochy has no penis yet either and thats how she likes em.
Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I guess.
Still, it’s weird that after only 3 weeks, she feels that she “needs” this guy. Must be that new relationship smell that masks the idiocy that generally breaks people up.
Also, he does NOT look anything like Justin Beiber, unless you count the lack of chin.
HA! my classic human fails never get old! >:D
Are you there god?
Its me, woot100.
Please knock some smarts
in too my big brother.
Hes just so DUMB.
*It’s
*into me
*I’m
he looks too good to be mistaken for Bieber.
Obviously they’re happy. And that’s all that matters. If you think making fun of them is going to make you happy, you’re wrong.
…But it DOES make us happy, that’s WHY we do it!
Forget backing away slowly, run for your friggin life!
…When he sees her Facebook page he’s gonna break up with her (unless he’s crazy).
And if he doesn’t have a Facebook… he’s doomed.
Yes, he looks exactly like Bieber. (What??)
Isn’t this woman too old to be obsessing over a little boy? Ew!
might she be the reincarnation of Michael Jackson? xP
Anyone think Bieber Obsessed looks like a modern Mona Lisa?? No smile?
i knew that she was a she… but excited over a 3 week dating??
so young, so naive….
It says ‘add HER as a friend’ ^ so there is a girl in there somewhere, one can assume?
Something tells me this is a bunch of 14 year olds having a laugh.
BURN IN FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It’s nice to see homosexuality is accepted among trekkies.
Perhaps the reincarnation of Michael Jackson? xP
This goes second in the ‘Most disturbing things I’ve ever seen’ list, right after the ‘Offended’ page on ED.
I lol’d
OMG The guy looks like the kid from the “Aicha” video!!
If you haven’t seen it look it up on YouTube!
I think that is actually the kid from Gummo.
guys those comments r really mean. She/he is kinda creepy but watevs let it live!
I don’t understand the big deal with this…
Weeeell, this might just be the scariest Belieber i’ve ever seen XD
My dog looks more like Justin Beiber than this ugly. Jesus Christ, I hope these two people never breed.
Some people have Bieber Fever….she’s got the flu.
Which one is the dude?
i’m scared for this guy… maybe she’s so clingy cause she’s never had a boyfriend before. it’s possible, i mean, look at her