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  1. wendy says:

    sounds like the teacher likes timothy….

  2. unknownLOLer says:

    Timothy ..isnt that a guy name? :OO

  3. Timothy's Teacher says:

    YES!!!!

  4. The Night Flower says:

    At least he’s honest about it lol.

  5. NormanBates says:

    Who said the teacher wasn’t a woman?

  6. Proffesser Foundling Faader, MHF,HDRB.RDJK.WGHT.esquire. says:

    Ahhh good student…..

  7. Giggidy says:

    I’m trying to get my mind out of the gutter and not see this as something suggestive…but I just CAN’T. Why would you need your knees or your mouth to read and answer essay questions? Seriously?

    And are people really so stupid that when they write this stuff they don’t see how it’s interpreted by the vast majority of us interwebians?

    • sigh says:

      The guy OBVIOUSLY meant it that way. Saying that there is no way he will past except doing favours for the teacher….

    • Kriss Roxx says:

      “Interwebians”
      So we’ve become our own nation have we? Lol.

      • Theonenerd says:

        Yeah and it’s the most awesome place on….. eh …. the internet?

      • Skyman724 says:

        Yes we have. Can’t you tell? We have our own culture, our own currency (Internets: 1 =3 is worth roughly 3 USD (and yes, I made the “equals three” the symbol for the currency, although that is an unofficial symbol)), and we almost have the 4 components of a state (population, territory (which is the network that we call the Internet), government (we do have rules about what you can and can’t do), and sovereignty) but we don’t have sovereignty because the Internet can be controlled in whatever nation (or I should say, whatever “natural nation” (as opposed to this “artificial nation”)) the member of the PRI (People’s Republic of the Internet (yes, the name uses the same rule of nomenclature as China’s communist government. So what?) is living in.

    • Sheffi says:

      actually, when i read this, i thought he meant begging the teacher for a better grade, until i saw the comments.

    • holydemonandy says:

      Perhaps he is praying to get a good grade?

  8. Trixie says:

    Prayer? I don’t know.

  9. Captain says:

    She’ll be getting her Master’s from the School of Hard Knocks no doubt.

    • :P says:

      More like the School of Hard Co…

      I probably shouldn’t say it

    • NotCanadian says:

      who’s “she”? Timothy isn’t exactly an androgynous name.

      • Crystallyne says:

        I dunno, I once knew a girl named Michael. And it wasn’t pronounced like “Michelle” or something, it was pronounced exactly as you would expect it to be pronounced, Michael.

        But… in this case I’m gonna say that’s a guy, too. heheh

        • D.M. says:

          There was another Fail on here involving a new baby’s birthday, and people were claiming that a Nancy who commented was the husband. I’ve never heard of Nancy being anything but a woman’s name in MY life, or a Michael (which happens to be my middle name), for that matter. Still, I guess there are stranger things in the world, right?

          • D.M. says:

            or a Michael… being anything but a male name*.
            FAIL post-checking.

          • Giggidy says:

            Like parents naming their daughter “Justin”?

            Stuff happens. People are weird.

            • D.M. says:

              Now that I’ve heard before. I was just saying that I’ve never known Michael to be a girl’s name or Nancy to be a boy’s, but I wasn’t saying it couldn’t happen. If someone was telling me about a person named Michael, I would automatically assume it was a guy. That’s just my experience.

    • The Huminator says:

      Yeah, don’t take more than you can swallow…

  10. Xopher says:

    He’s talking about praying, right? Right, James? Right?

    No, huh?

    Eww.

  11. Hobson's Choice says:

    History – I get the feeling he’s gonna blow it.

  12. RG81 says:

    At first, I’m like “ok, he’s praying? Is he sucking up to God?” and then I realized the dirtier interpretation. Man, am I slow tonight.

  13. Rosie says:

    whatever his intentions, now everyone he knows thinks he’s gonna blow the prof. That is the truth.

  14. Mr.Cheesecake says:

    Uhhh….

  15. Slartibarfast says:

    As near as I can figure, I think he means he needs to start kissing a$$ to get by… but shoot, there *has* to be a better way to say that

  16. is_it_love says:

    XD

    Ok, since I’m the person who posted this I can clear some things up a little :)

    1. It IS indeed a guy.
    2. He was actually talking about praying (he’s basically a holier-than-thou a-hole)
    3. It wasn’t a joke, it was actually posted by Timothy.

    I can’t stand him, so I’m glad he was publicly/anonymously humiliated by people who think along the same lines as myself :D

    • Xopher says:

      He sure sounds like a loser. Don’t pray, you idiot: STUDY.

    • D.M. says:

      I’ve never known anyone who speaks so circuitously. I’ve also never known anyone who wouldn’t understand the (quite obvious) implications of saying, “This is where my knees and mouth get busy.” Even someone who IS overly religious. If you’re telling the truth, he’s one hell of a strange guy.

  17. Weird. says:

    Learned?

    • Xopher says:

      Nope. British English keeps a lot more of the -t endings that in America have become -ed endings. Learnt, dreamt, burnt, where American English would have learned, dreamed, burned.

  18. Ninty-Fresh says:

    I saw the title and immediately tried to resist making a Kirby joke.


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