“Stick and stones may break my bones, but words can’t do a thing.”
“No kid. You’ve got it all wrong. It goes like this:
A few blowjobs may stain my teeth, but hey, I got a better grade that your sorry-ass.”
I’m trying to get my mind out of the gutter and not see this as something suggestive…but I just CAN’T. Why would you need your knees or your mouth to read and answer essay questions? Seriously?
And are people really so stupid that when they write this stuff they don’t see how it’s interpreted by the vast majority of us interwebians?
I really don’t see any other meaning to this than the obvious sexual one. If you mean that you’re going to need to pray to pass the exam, you’d just say you need to pray.
Is it so hard to believe that he plans on offering sexual favors to his prof for a better grade, or that he’d post his intention (serious or not) on FB? People are incredibly shameless on FB. They post anything.
Yes we have. Can’t you tell? We have our own culture, our own currency (Internets: 1 =3 is worth roughly 3 USD (and yes, I made the “equals three” the symbol for the currency, although that is an unofficial symbol)), and we almost have the 4 components of a state (population, territory (which is the network that we call the Internet), government (we do have rules about what you can and can’t do), and sovereignty) but we don’t have sovereignty because the Internet can be controlled in whatever nation (or I should say, whatever “natural nation” (as opposed to this “artificial nation”)) the member of the PRI (People’s Republic of the Internet (yes, the name uses the same rule of nomenclature as China’s communist government. So what?) is living in.
I dunno, I once knew a girl named Michael. And it wasn’t pronounced like “Michelle” or something, it was pronounced exactly as you would expect it to be pronounced, Michael.
But… in this case I’m gonna say that’s a guy, too. heheh
There was another Fail on here involving a new baby’s birthday, and people were claiming that a Nancy who commented was the husband. I’ve never heard of Nancy being anything but a woman’s name in MY life, or a Michael (which happens to be my middle name), for that matter. Still, I guess there are stranger things in the world, right?
Now that I’ve heard before. I was just saying that I’ve never known Michael to be a girl’s name or Nancy to be a boy’s, but I wasn’t saying it couldn’t happen. If someone was telling me about a person named Michael, I would automatically assume it was a guy. That’s just my experience.
not all priests are molesters, stop clumping people up in groups! say, one of your family members killed/robbed someone, would you like it if everyone goes in an uproar and brands you and the rest of your family as murderers/robbers too???
Ok, since I’m the person who posted this I can clear some things up a little
1. It IS indeed a guy.
2. He was actually talking about praying (he’s basically a holier-than-thou a-hole)
3. It wasn’t a joke, it was actually posted by Timothy.
I can’t stand him, so I’m glad he was publicly/anonymously humiliated by people who think along the same lines as myself
I’ve never known anyone who speaks so circuitously. I’ve also never known anyone who wouldn’t understand the (quite obvious) implications of saying, “This is where my knees and mouth get busy.” Even someone who IS overly religious. If you’re telling the truth, he’s one hell of a strange guy.
Nope. British English keeps a lot more of the -t endings that in America have become -ed endings. Learnt, dreamt, burnt, where American English would have learned, dreamed, burned.
sounds like the teacher likes timothy….
sounds like rachael can’t wait. >.>
“Stick and stones may break my bones, but words can’t do a thing.”
“No kid. You’ve got it all wrong. It goes like this:
A few blowjobs may stain my teeth, but hey, I got a better grade that your sorry-ass.”
If anything, blowjobs would bleach your teeth. See?
Timothy ..isnt that a guy name? :OO
…that IS a guy.
Well, in case you failed a lil’ IRL, a guy can also lay on his knees and gets is mouth busy with a lady.
He really REALLY wants that A
Omg there’s this new thing called “teh gay” that you may not have heard of.
wow
YES!!!!
(tearful) You’re… my… hero… Best Reply Ever!
At least he’s honest about it lol.
Who said the teacher wasn’t a woman?
She’d still end up being the one on her knees. It’s womankind’s tragic fate.
*Puts on best Tom Hanks voice* WILSON!!
Banter
LOL
Ahhh good student…..
then again what about the other 30 kids? or is he a Teacher’s pet?
Teacher’s heavy petting, actually.
I’m trying to get my mind out of the gutter and not see this as something suggestive…but I just CAN’T. Why would you need your knees or your mouth to read and answer essay questions? Seriously?
And are people really so stupid that when they write this stuff they don’t see how it’s interpreted by the vast majority of us interwebians?
The guy OBVIOUSLY meant it that way. Saying that there is no way he will past except doing favours for the teacher….
He was meaning that he would need to pray to well on his exam.
Praying is done in silence. And being on your knees is optional. There’s really no other interpretation to this than the “filthy” one.
praying is not ALWAYS done silently; I never pray witout at least whispering.
No, he’s gay. Believe it, you religious retard.
I really don’t see any other meaning to this than the obvious sexual one. If you mean that you’re going to need to pray to pass the exam, you’d just say you need to pray.
I agree haha.
Is it so hard to believe that he plans on offering sexual favors to his prof for a better grade, or that he’d post his intention (serious or not) on FB? People are incredibly shameless on FB. They post anything.
Is it so hard to believe that the guy is making a joke, but it ends up getting posted on Failbook because they’re so desperate for fails?
That would be the “or not” part of “serious or not.”
“Interwebians”
So we’ve become our own nation have we? Lol.
Yeah and it’s the most awesome place on….. eh …. the internet?
Yes we have. Can’t you tell? We have our own culture, our own currency (Internets: 1 =3 is worth roughly 3 USD (and yes, I made the “equals three” the symbol for the currency, although that is an unofficial symbol)), and we almost have the 4 components of a state (population, territory (which is the network that we call the Internet), government (we do have rules about what you can and can’t do), and sovereignty) but we don’t have sovereignty because the Internet can be controlled in whatever nation (or I should say, whatever “natural nation” (as opposed to this “artificial nation”)) the member of the PRI (People’s Republic of the Internet (yes, the name uses the same rule of nomenclature as China’s communist government. So what?) is living in.
Good to know that our currency symbol looks like half a penis. I suppose it’s fitting.
actually, when i read this, i thought he meant begging the teacher for a better grade, until i saw the comments.
Perhaps he is praying to get a good grade?
Prayer? I don’t know.
She’ll be getting her Master’s from the School of Hard Knocks no doubt.
More like the School of Hard Co…
I probably shouldn’t say it
ZING!
who’s “she”? Timothy isn’t exactly an androgynous name.
I dunno, I once knew a girl named Michael. And it wasn’t pronounced like “Michelle” or something, it was pronounced exactly as you would expect it to be pronounced, Michael.
But… in this case I’m gonna say that’s a guy, too. heheh
There was another Fail on here involving a new baby’s birthday, and people were claiming that a Nancy who commented was the husband. I’ve never heard of Nancy being anything but a woman’s name in MY life, or a Michael (which happens to be my middle name), for that matter. Still, I guess there are stranger things in the world, right?
or a Michael… being anything but a male name*.
FAIL post-checking.
Like parents naming their daughter “Justin”?
Stuff happens. People are weird.
Now that I’ve heard before. I was just saying that I’ve never known Michael to be a girl’s name or Nancy to be a boy’s, but I wasn’t saying it couldn’t happen. If someone was telling me about a person named Michael, I would automatically assume it was a guy. That’s just my experience.
Yeah, don’t take more than you can swallow…
He’s talking about praying, right? Right, James? Right?
No, huh?
Eww.
Well the Catholic Priest calls it “Praying”….just saying..
And the prayer goes “Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,” right?
Well actually its considered rude to speak with your mouth full….
WIN
not all priests are molesters, stop clumping people up in groups! say, one of your family members killed/robbed someone, would you like it if everyone goes in an uproar and brands you and the rest of your family as murderers/robbers too???
History – I get the feeling he’s gonna blow it.
Yeah…it’s pretty clear he sucks at it.
win.
He better hope the final is an oral exam.
Proof that nibbling on pencils may reduce exam phobia.
So THAT’S why the teacher’s nickname was eraser-d!(k…
Hahaha nice
At first, I’m like “ok, he’s praying? Is he sucking up to God?” and then I realized the dirtier interpretation. Man, am I slow tonight.
Oh, dear.
whatever his intentions, now everyone he knows thinks he’s gonna blow the prof. That is the truth.
Uhhh….
As near as I can figure, I think he means he needs to start kissing a$$ to get by… but shoot, there *has* to be a better way to say that
B+J=A
XD
Ok, since I’m the person who posted this I can clear some things up a little
1. It IS indeed a guy.
2. He was actually talking about praying (he’s basically a holier-than-thou a-hole)
3. It wasn’t a joke, it was actually posted by Timothy.
I can’t stand him, so I’m glad he was publicly/anonymously humiliated by people who think along the same lines as myself
He sure sounds like a loser. Don’t pray, you idiot: STUDY.
I’ve never known anyone who speaks so circuitously. I’ve also never known anyone who wouldn’t understand the (quite obvious) implications of saying, “This is where my knees and mouth get busy.” Even someone who IS overly religious. If you’re telling the truth, he’s one hell of a strange guy.
Learned?
Nope. British English keeps a lot more of the -t endings that in America have become -ed endings. Learnt, dreamt, burnt, where American English would have learned, dreamed, burned.
I saw the title and immediately tried to resist making a Kirby joke.