I like Penelope, and i have a daughter named Caroline…at least when she goes to the playground 10 kids are not going to turn their heads when someone calls for them…
I’m in high school, and I know 10 carolines.. It’s a very common and popular name..
Penelope on the other hand.. It’s a pretty name, but it’s gone out of stlye
In our school, a 13 year old girl from our school, and a 14 year old girl from another school were fighting over a boy online, kind of like this. The 13 year old went out of school grounds to go to the PE hall and the 14 year old found her. They fought and the 13 year old was stabbed.
This was 3 years ago, and apparantly the girl has already been freed from prison.
British justice isn’t so good compared to American justice. Normally they only serve half their sentence if they show ‘Good behaviour’ in prison.
I remember a case where a lorry driver wasn’t paying attention (On his laptop at the wheel) and crashed, killing a family of 6.
The children he killed were aged 13, 9, 20 months and 10 weeks.
He got 3 years (Not including good behaviour etc., so it is likely he only served 18 months or so).
It’s one of the few things I dislike about Britain.
3-5 years? Pfft, should be life…But then again,if we locked away everyone who was stupid on the internet, what would we laugh it?
YOUR NOT GONNA TAKE PENELOPE PITSTOP AWAY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
YOUR NOT GONNA TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND PENELOPE PITSTOP AWAY FROM ME ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky from those Lucky’s Charms commercials sure has a temper.
They’re magically delicious!
no i came
He wouldn’t be so pissed if you’d just stop stealing his cereal.
Nah, he just needs to remember that whiskey is NOT a substitute for milk in cereal.
Neither is Guinness
Bailey’s, however, is.
That’s debatable.
You can take Bailey’s bat away?
Well, I think we’re gonna have a *puts sunglasses on* cereal killer on our hands.
i know you want it…but i’m never gonna give it up
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
you forgot the
*puts on sunglasses*
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Stupid rabbit, Trix are for kids!
the rabit should give the f*ck up and go by special k…
You could say that he has a short temper, but who are we to belittle him?
That was a little off.
false. very on par.
We are the Interwebians. We belittle everyone.
You completely missed the joke there.
Nah, it just went over his head.
Ok guys, this is going a little over the top.
There’s nothing wrong with raising the bar a little.
Now that would just make the limbo competition too easy, wouldn’t it?
Oh, and C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRR!!!
Can’t let you combo break that, Star Fox.
nah let him have his fun, though he has a short attention span
You really should be the bigger man, here.
He’s probably short with everyone, that’s his issue.
xD lmao
indeed. Although it was a bit too ‘short’
Aye, They’re always after me girlfriend!
Guess their relationship was short lived.
It’s because he was so short sighted.
I saw what you did there XD
Well played.
Co-co-co-co-co-co-co-Combo Breaker.
Well, it was a short pun to begin with.
clever
Penelope probably left Mr. Brown for being too short-tempered. Mr. Blue needs to be the bigger man in this dispute.
Mr. Brown? That’s a little too close to Mr. S**t.
I almost missed it. Almost.
Epic! lol.
yes their relationship seemed to fall short of a happy one
I guess she had enough of his shortcomings. Take a little time apart?
“I know where you live” – Short Answer.
Must be a small world.
Poor guy was still nervous about it, he double typed “for”
Maybe hdivas referring to her height: 2’4″
*he was*
Or it could have been the other way around: 4’2″
Or the size of his penis – 4″
LOL!!
Must not have seen the “”Leprechaun” movies.
You only got away because me powers are weak! I NEED ME GOLD!
Judging by the name Penelope, I’d say the average age in that arguement is at least 70.
Thunderbirds would beg to differ.
I like Penelope, and i have a daughter named Caroline…at least when she goes to the playground 10 kids are not going to turn their heads when someone calls for them…
Isn’t Caroline a really common name? I knew about 5 of them growing up.
Just depends when you were born, I suppose. It may not have been as common for his kid’s generation.
BAH-BAH-BAH! Good times never seemed so gooood….
I’m in high school, and I know 10 carolines.. It’s a very common and popular name..
Penelope on the other hand.. It’s a pretty name, but it’s gone out of stlye
The name made it sound even funnier. Like a soap opera, haha.
Am I missing something here? Arrogant dude baiting some supposedly short guy? What’s supposed to be funny?
Midget Mac’s baby mama finally came to her senses!
The Game – You just lost!
The Other Game. I just won.
HEY! THAT’S MY LINE!
For some reason I’m suddenly picturing Penelope being a pet instead of a person. Dunno why, but it makes it all the more funny to me. XD
Don’t steal my Puppy from me!
It was the Puppy’s idea in the first place!
Lol. Penelope is their pet chinchilla of course.
“She followed me home!”
Oh, no… not my fuzzy little Pennykins… not whoochy smoochy fuzzbox Penny… I know where you live and I’m coming over to cute you right in the face.
Guess he’s not seeing the bigger picture.
There are some people who think little of him.
You could say his army is in short supply!
Chill, Napoleon Bonaparte. We all realize Penelope dumped you because of your tiny, pathetic genetalia and isn’t into pity sex.
Sense no absolutely made that.
esnes on yletulosba edam taht
You can’t make fun of anybody for having subpar genitals. If you had a big d*ck, you wouldn’t be on failbook with the rest of us.
Guess he’s reaching for the stars!…and horshoes, and moon, and four leaf clovers!
Don’t know why i pictured Tom Cruise, Lol.
Ha ha! Just had an image of Tom Cruise pointlessly jumping arou..no hang on, he’s already done that…
mate this is not good stoop argueing
You stoop it.
You’re BOTH stoop it.
The blur makes this appear to be a black Tom Cruise/leperchaun. A new meaning for black Irish!
heard a story about a woman who drove 4 hours to shoot a man who said something nasty about her online…
Don’t laugh, you’re next.
In our school, a 13 year old girl from our school, and a 14 year old girl from another school were fighting over a boy online, kind of like this. The 13 year old went out of school grounds to go to the PE hall and the 14 year old found her. They fought and the 13 year old was stabbed.
This was 3 years ago, and apparantly the girl has already been freed from prison.
These situations can really go bad.
Already freed from prison? What retard gave them such a short sentence? She deserves at least 3-5 for beige that dumb about using the Internet.
British justice isn’t so good compared to American justice. Normally they only serve half their sentence if they show ‘Good behaviour’ in prison.
I remember a case where a lorry driver wasn’t paying attention (On his laptop at the wheel) and crashed, killing a family of 6.
The children he killed were aged 13, 9, 20 months and 10 weeks.
He got 3 years (Not including good behaviour etc., so it is likely he only served 18 months or so).
It’s one of the few things I dislike about Britain.
3-5 years? Pfft, should be life…But then again,if we locked away everyone who was stupid on the internet, what would we laugh it?
They were also juveniles. Not that it’s just, but if she’s a first-time offender, that sentence is typical.
Already freed from prison? What retard gave them such a short sentence? She deserves at least 3-5 for being that dumb about using the Internet.
The moral of the story being “don’t raise your kids to be retards.”
Who else seen Penelope’s ex-boyfriend? Say yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
*ridiculous smile*
Well, we know who took the screencap. So how’d it turn out? Did he show up at your house?
I laughed so hard.
In for a Penny, in for a pound(ing)…
LOL the classics are always the best
Always good to maintain a theme when insulting someone. The hospital ward will be in stitches when they follow the story through!
“His stay will be short, only some small wounds”
Ha, wow… Didn’t even know I typed the double ‘for’ in there!
You know, guys who can take on a gf’s jerky ex with humor? They rock.
This reminds me of “Shrek”.
I troll. I rock with it.
U ricj
I’m sorry, I don’t speak idiot.
Your name says differently.
who posted this!? my name is penelope..
YOUR NOT GONNA TAKE PENELOPE PITSTOP AWAY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
YOUR NOT GONNA TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND PENELOPE PITSTOP AWAY FROM ME ALIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her name is penelope how great can she be???
Like this: http://innthebasement.com/wp-content/uploads/penelope-cruz1.jpg
Well, I do believe you just got owned.
If You Don’t Be Quiet I’m Gonna Destroy You & All Your Friends Too.
this is so not the way Homer told the story
Homer was too short-sighted, he just didn’t see the bigger picture.
You know Mr Orange is getting serious when he’s actually typing ‘you’ instead of ‘u’. Soon, he’s as dead as Dillinger. *’Green Bag’ cue theme*
Never fight short people, their heads are closer to your genitals.
Sounds like “Mr Brown” has a psychotic disorder or something. Kinda creepy. How old do you think he is? 10 or something…
Mr. Brown is infact 29. Penelope is 18.
Goooold! Beautiful goold! Nuggets the size of your fist!
i wonder how this ends
This made me actually lol
Too funny.
She will probably end up with a much more decent guy that treats her properly