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Party Foul

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  1. Giggidy says:

    AND YOU NO YELL PLEASE THANKS.

  2. PA says:

    The best thing is the time difference. 13,5 hours…

  3. Mapcinq says:

    Is it just me, or does Melodys pic look like she is giving someone felatio?

  4. Tokester says:

    Also, the pharmacy called and said you herpes medicine is ready.

  5. lallie says:

    Lol.. I also want to say to people “my sex toy guy”… Where does one find one of those?

  6. Derk says:

    What I don’t get is why people don’t just delete the original message instead of making it more important by commenting on it. After all, this IS on Melody’s wall, so she could easily make it go away all together.

  7. Blake says:

    1. Women have sex toy parties? Interesting.
    2. Wouldn’t a female salesperson make the clients more comfortable? And she could give personal testimonials more easily than a male salesperson.
    3. Just how many sex toys does one really need?

    • badbadman says:

      blake, how many you need?m;)

    • Jess says:

      1) Yes, they are more popular than Pampered Chef parties :)
      2) I would think so, I’ve never had a male spokesperson.
      3) As many as I can get.

    • Atheist_Phish says:

      1. hell yeah we have sex toy parties…
      2. I personally would rather have sexy man, to show me how to use it ;)
      3. Sex toys come in all shapes, sizes and forms! One is never enough!

      • Blake says:

        2. I do understand that, but I didn’t think most women would agree… and how about a sexy woman showing you how? Then she could demonstrate on herself and you… ok perhaps this is more a guy fantasy than something women are likely to like. Then again, aren’t most women at least a little bi?
        3. Sure, but enough to have a whole party?

        • 17R3W says:

          Every time your wife/girlfriend says “tupperware” party it’s actaully a sex toy party.

          Sorry to break it to you
          • Blake says:

            She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a fücking plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.

          • Blake says:

            She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.

          • Blake says:

            She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.

          • Blake says:

            She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a séx toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.

        • Thanatopsis says:

          it’s most likely a gay man anyway

        • emilylittel says:

          Blake, you don’t get out much do you? Yes, women have toy parties. No, we are not all a little Bi. And your fantasy is incorrect. The parties don’t consist of acutal “real time” use of the product. You do that when you get home.

          • Blake says:

            Believe it or not I knew this ‘fantasy’ was inaccurate. It was a joke in response to Phish’s statement about preferring a ‘sexy man.’
            And the ‘little bi’ was a joke as well, based on the fact that according to my research (i.e. I asked my wife) there is a consensus that men are not aesthetically pleasing but women are. Also because it is a common misconception of males.
            In essence, my response was pretty much 100% sarcasm.

            • Kay says:

              I’m bi and I find men aesthetically pleasing! I’m so tired of this “men are ugly” trope! Not only is it false, but it justifies portraying women as sex objects all the time and never doing it for men. Some balance is in order. This lady has seen lots and lots of men who look damn good… and women too.

  8. hate clouds says:

    If you don’t want people saying things about you publicly on social networking sites, why are you on a social networking site with a public profile?

  9. incrustwetrust says:

    Sex toys are like shoes: you can never have too many, storage can be difficult, and it’s hard to know how many to bring on vacation.

  10. wilsonpd64 says:

    When you say ‘sex toy guy’ do you mean a guy that sells sex toys or a guy that is a sex toy?…

  11. Smarter than you says:

    wow. Blake you have no idea. These parties sell hundreds of different things. I swear, they bring a roomfull of stuff. Some things I bet you never even thought of. Book one now. Most parties are couple parties. Men and Women.

  12. Chris says:

    This probably would have been funnier if I realize she meant sex toy guy as in someone who sells sex toys and not sex toy guy as in the guy she keeps around just to have sex with. lol

  13. Joey says:

    Hey, sorry about the last minute scheduling shuffle. I’m free next Wednesday and have a number of new products for you.

    - Joey (Danielle’s sex toy guy)

  14. Fabs says:

    Goddamn, I wish I had a sex toy guy too. Maybe I should get one of those.

  15. Glassmaster says:

    Anyone else think maybe this is just a joke?


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