Well, it’s either her sex toy dealer or a boyfriend that is into sex toys. For the first kind you’d have to use the yellow pages, for the second kind just keep browsing the internet.
What I don’t get is why people don’t just delete the original message instead of making it more important by commenting on it. After all, this IS on Melody’s wall, so she could easily make it go away all together.
1. Women have sex toy parties? Interesting.
2. Wouldn’t a female salesperson make the clients more comfortable? And she could give personal testimonials more easily than a male salesperson.
3. Just how many sex toys does one really need?
1. hell yeah we have sex toy parties…
2. I personally would rather have sexy man, to show me how to use it
3. Sex toys come in all shapes, sizes and forms! One is never enough!
2. I do understand that, but I didn’t think most women would agree… and how about a sexy woman showing you how? Then she could demonstrate on herself and you… ok perhaps this is more a guy fantasy than something women are likely to like. Then again, aren’t most women at least a little bi?
3. Sure, but enough to have a whole party?
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a fücking plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a séx toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
Blake, you don’t get out much do you? Yes, women have toy parties. No, we are not all a little Bi. And your fantasy is incorrect. The parties don’t consist of acutal “real time” use of the product. You do that when you get home.
Believe it or not I knew this ‘fantasy’ was inaccurate. It was a joke in response to Phish’s statement about preferring a ‘sexy man.’
And the ‘little bi’ was a joke as well, based on the fact that according to my research (i.e. I asked my wife) there is a consensus that men are not aesthetically pleasing but women are. Also because it is a common misconception of males.
In essence, my response was pretty much 100% sarcasm.
I’m bi and I find men aesthetically pleasing! I’m so tired of this “men are ugly” trope! Not only is it false, but it justifies portraying women as sex objects all the time and never doing it for men. Some balance is in order. This lady has seen lots and lots of men who look damn good… and women too.
wow. Blake you have no idea. These parties sell hundreds of different things. I swear, they bring a roomfull of stuff. Some things I bet you never even thought of. Book one now. Most parties are couple parties. Men and Women.
This probably would have been funnier if I realize she meant sex toy guy as in someone who sells sex toys and not sex toy guy as in the guy she keeps around just to have sex with. lol
Wat
AND YOU NO YELL PLEASE THANKS.
Also, it’s either really unfunny or I don’t get it.
Um, you just don’t get it then…..lol
shes just not wanting people to know shes having a sex toy party. nothing to be embarassed of! we all masterbate! hell, i’m doing it now.
Pictures or it didn’t happen.
by the power vested in me i now make this a WIN
Oh! jessica if only you were a real girl, not a creepy 40 year old dude naked from the waist down.
Yes, because real girls are never naked from the waist down.
I like to pretend though, makes the world seem nicer
LOL. Too true. :L
lol actually i am an 8 month pregnant girl. i wasnt really bating it up at the time tho :p
call me (wink)
You also spell badly.
You try to spell and masturbate at the same time.
Point to Hello…
TMI. Really.
The best thing is the time difference. 13,5 hours…
Is it just me, or does Melodys pic look like she is giving someone felatio?
It’s just you.
Also, the pharmacy called and said you herpes medicine is ready.
Lol.. I also want to say to people “my sex toy guy”… Where does one find one of those?
Well, it’s either her sex toy dealer or a boyfriend that is into sex toys. For the first kind you’d have to use the yellow pages, for the second kind just keep browsing the internet.
I think I saw a few left at Ball-Mart…
Dats what I’m sayin’! lol if I find out, I’ll post for ya, lallie & you do the same!
Will do!!
*shakes with excitement*
Here boy toy boy toy boy toy!
What I don’t get is why people don’t just delete the original message instead of making it more important by commenting on it. After all, this IS on Melody’s wall, so she could easily make it go away all together.
1. Women have sex toy parties? Interesting.
2. Wouldn’t a female salesperson make the clients more comfortable? And she could give personal testimonials more easily than a male salesperson.
3. Just how many sex toys does one really need?
blake, how many you need?m;)
1) Yes, they are more popular than Pampered Chef parties
2) I would think so, I’ve never had a male spokesperson.
3) As many as I can get.
Tinny? heheh
1. hell yeah we have sex toy parties…
2. I personally would rather have sexy man, to show me how to use it
3. Sex toys come in all shapes, sizes and forms! One is never enough!
2. I do understand that, but I didn’t think most women would agree… and how about a sexy woman showing you how? Then she could demonstrate on herself and you… ok perhaps this is more a guy fantasy than something women are likely to like. Then again, aren’t most women at least a little bi?
3. Sure, but enough to have a whole party?
Every time your wife/girlfriend says “tupperware” party it’s actaully a sex toy party.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a fücking plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a sex toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
She’s never been to a ‘tupperware’ party. Frankly, I’d prefer she go to a séx toy party than a plastic container party. Especially if I get to enjoy the show afterward.
You can easily get food containers without going to lameass parties for them.
it’s most likely a gay man anyway
Blake, you don’t get out much do you? Yes, women have toy parties. No, we are not all a little Bi. And your fantasy is incorrect. The parties don’t consist of acutal “real time” use of the product. You do that when you get home.
Believe it or not I knew this ‘fantasy’ was inaccurate. It was a joke in response to Phish’s statement about preferring a ‘sexy man.’
And the ‘little bi’ was a joke as well, based on the fact that according to my research (i.e. I asked my wife) there is a consensus that men are not aesthetically pleasing but women are. Also because it is a common misconception of males.
In essence, my response was pretty much 100% sarcasm.
I’m bi and I find men aesthetically pleasing! I’m so tired of this “men are ugly” trope! Not only is it false, but it justifies portraying women as sex objects all the time and never doing it for men. Some balance is in order. This lady has seen lots and lots of men who look damn good… and women too.
If you don’t want people saying things about you publicly on social networking sites, why are you on a social networking site with a public profile?
Sex toys are like shoes: you can never have too many, storage can be difficult, and it’s hard to know how many to bring on vacation.
Except that you can’t take them back if they’re too tight a fit.
When you say ‘sex toy guy’ do you mean a guy that sells sex toys or a guy that is a sex toy?…
Now that I think about it, it’s probably the former.
wow. Blake you have no idea. These parties sell hundreds of different things. I swear, they bring a roomfull of stuff. Some things I bet you never even thought of. Book one now. Most parties are couple parties. Men and Women.
This probably would have been funnier if I realize she meant sex toy guy as in someone who sells sex toys and not sex toy guy as in the guy she keeps around just to have sex with. lol
Hey, sorry about the last minute scheduling shuffle. I’m free next Wednesday and have a number of new products for you.
- Joey (Danielle’s sex toy guy)
Goddamn, I wish I had a sex toy guy too. Maybe I should get one of those.
Anyone else think maybe this is just a joke?