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World Class Puns [WIN]

World Class Puns [WIN]

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  1. Jay says:

    Red should have just said, I had a Canada beans.

  2. Notfirst says:

    I really can’t Brazil this. It is far too Madagascar.
    :D

  3. WINFINDER says:

    I China like this one.

  4. junglistmassive says:

    omg this is one of the best wiens on this site

  5. b says:

    I don’t get it. Can somebody exSpain it to me?

    (Am I doing it right?)

  6. Imoen says:

    Hope you feel the pain India’s.

  7. Kevin says:

    I-raq so hard.

  8. Imoen says:

    I don’t Bolivia. This can’t be funny.

  9. Iamxoxo says:

    Jamaican me crazy with all these puns…I’m Finish now, I’ve got Togo

  10. Imoen says:

    Oman, what a day!

  11. Sore says:

    I laughed so hard, my Djibouti hurts.

  12. Imoen says:

    I knew a girl dancing around Poland, she said it was fun.

  13. antonio says:

    So much s-pain!

  14. Imoen says:

    And what’s yor Suriname?

  15. danifilth says:

    chile :D

  16. KD says:

    Right on the Denmark.

  17. mike says:

    Iraq his balls and then Iran away in my Madagascar

  18. Thowzif says:

    i bought my hayabUSA.. yea…..

  19. holly says:

    This is a super-old one, I saw this months ago :/
    Failbook is repeating itself again. Fail.

  20. Foresee says:

    I haiti you all.

  21. A says:

    The last one totally made me laugh out loud. :P

  22. Bobbin says:

    You have to admit, this post Israeli funny.

  23. Chromedrone says:

    Stop all this puns cause your hurting my Bahrain

  24. somebodyman says:

    This is one of the posts that will make the UN happy.

  25. Marrii says:

    I come from norway, so i kinda get a little proud everytime Norway is mentioned, but i feel like.. norway is mentioned a lot here.. any specific reasons for that?

  26. bishbashbosh says:

    norway is there a reason!

  27. Jeff says:

    Dat girl’s got a fine booty! I want to slap her Honduras!

  28. YouKnowWhat says:

    Kuwait.. why are we doing this?

  29. TheatWins says:

    I feel like an Istanbul in a China shop.

  30. Sandra says:

    I could Sweden all coming.

  31. Yuuuup says:

    You Alaskan me?

  32. lestiee says:

    Yemen, I agree

  33. viking4fun says:

    Niger Belize…

  34. Nerve says:

    The atmosphere in this thread is awfully Chile…

  35. Yuuuup says:

    Dammit! My dog Demark’d the trash can… Oregan!

  36. Canada says:

    I made food, but I dropped ja’pan on my foot. Ow.

  37. rikkkiiG says:

    hELSINKI! Woo! I live there! I’m drunk as hell! Woow! JEay!

  38. joeyheartbear says:

    I can come and play my Qatar.

  39. Kriss Roxx says:

    *joke about Americans*

  40. Electriceccentric says:

    I Madriding the next bad pun….

  41. Pink floyd says:

    Iowa this one!

  42. Se7en says:

    Oman, I really Haiti you guys… Well, anyway, anyone Rwanda drink some Malta liquor with me?

  43. Not very good at puns says:

    I’d have to Peru my clothes across russia chicken turckey
    :D

  44. jksfjkhsfkjh says:

    I hate how these are always “win”

  45. BAH says:

    Eton is not a place, correct?

  46. jbizzle says:

    some of these puns are LAME, but i gotta hand it to ya. Europe there!

  47. srsly says:

    Iowa big apology to Virginia and Georgia. I thought they Arkansas.

  48. chi chi says:

    Norway…this is too Swiss….key Lima pay anyone????

  49. Ami says:

    Palistine to quit with all of these puns. They’re making me Chad.

  50. Frank says:

    These puns are Amazon!!

  51. Robert says:

    Man, these puns are worse than bad Cologne.

  52. The Exterminator says:

    I kind of love these puns just for their crappiness.

  53. julie says:

    idk about you guys, but the original puns and the comment puns cracked me up, Italia! :) )

  54. Sarah says:

    Titicaca.

    Sorry, had to.

  55. Mewlan says:

    Would Jakarta crap out?

  56. Raavynn says:

    Well, I’ve enjoyed the puns, but I have Tobago-ing now.

  57. Nivee says:

    Oh my goodness ROFL

  58. me says:

    Windsor you’re finnish’d taking the piss with all these puns. You wanna get a Pisa?

  59. Panda says:

    Wow, can’t believe someone actually heard of Moldova :)

  60. ashley1978 says:

    some of u suck, they were funny. God sometimes u douchebags are impossible to please. get the fkn rod outta ur asses and just lol.

  61. Chromedrone says:

    Lets all drink Champagne and walk our Chihuahua

  62. Maggietabby says:

    The maine thing is, some of these hit denmark- alberta you ten bucks they’re going to get worse- I nevada see such bad puns.

  63. Ninth says:

    He should just add some Greece to that bread and it should be fine. ;3

  64. Corusca Fire says:

    ‘there’s moldova my bread’
    – this one was so full of win

  65. Me says:

    So it is Britain, so it shall be done

  66. LC says:

    Im Hungary so i’m Ghana eat and Finnish my Turkey.

  67. LaRue says:

    We’ve all been led Australia with this whimsical debauchery. Time to settle down with a glass of Rhine.

  68. alex says:

    butt sexx!!!

  69. insane says:

    I can’t Bolivia all.You guys should get Ukraine-um Czech-ed.This Israel-y annoying. This whole geographical puns Romania has to stop.

  70. ethernaught says:

    its great the stuff you find rome-in around the interwebs but things are gettin a bit sicilly

  71. christos says:

    watch your fingers! you dont want to get greece all over them!

  72. Pianochic says:

    this is so hillarious!!!

  73. KatGrace says:

    I love this.

  74. M says:

    Oman, Jamaican me laugh. :D

  75. SunnyMeow says:

    I can tell by Germany great puns that you’ve all got some great skills. Irish I was as talented as you guys, but there’s just Norway I Congo on like this. Oh well, I gotta go fix the hole in my New Zealand before the rain starts.

    Bye now, my dear France.

  76. omgicantbelievetheresanotherone says:

    please stop putting these up, they are horrible.

  77. Xtr0 says:

    I think I’ll just go to my Hamsterdam.

  78. holyjizz says:

    Are Dubai-ing this? Gabon guys! How long are we Ghana do this? Kenya be done? Kuwait, Uganda think of one more…

  79. viking4fun says:

    In Australia is not the quantity of the puns in the koalaty.

  80. Eva says:

    Oh, sorry. I’m a bit too Hungary to understand these puns.

  81. Nico says:

    Is it a bad thing that im the purple guy that didn’t post but has a like?

  82. ritr2b says:

    Wait for me. I’m getting Moorhead and I really haven’t got Fargo ’til I explode.

  83. namaste says:

    Iran into this Guyana Guatemala Greece-y. When Saychelles you Stockhol’m or sell’m, she’ll charge you your Armenia leg.


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