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Sympathy FAIL

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  1. @#$% says:

    I think it’s a no Heather.

    • Skyman724 says:

      think? I think that the WTF makes it more than a thought………that’s pretty solid proof that she doesn’t give two sh*ts about her cracked ribs.

  2. lallie says:

    Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

  3. Uber Cat says:

    I’ll help you move, might not be able to lift much though what with my badly broken spine. But I’ll do my bit.

    • dave o says:

      obviously we would just pile everything in your lap as you sit helplessly in your wheelchair… someone like you may actually be the BEST moving help

  4. chi chi says:

    so now you know she is not your friend!!!!

  5. JavaJive says:

    dont be such a wuss and help your friend move this weekend!

  6. Smallpenis says:

    She will be alright once medication kicks in Heather …..Not to worry

  7. Talk Geeky to Me says:

    yes, I will help you move, if you let me crack a few of your ribs….. so we can match of course… >_> <_< xD

  8. Highly Advanced Coolguy with Sunglasses and an ice cream says:

    it was me

  9. Proffesser Foundling Faader, MHF,HDRB.RDJK.WGHT.esquire. says:

    pffftt!! cracked ribs indeed, not even a minor “flesh wound” I dispare at the lily livered weak kneed generation…in my day we went to work weather we was alive or dead, and were gratfull too..

  10. yarrrr! says:

    ‘and why didn’t know”

    What?

  11. kagexp says:

    Those silly Heathers..

  12. emilylittel says:

    Heather wants some pain meds too. She’ll need it after moving all that stuff alone. Beeach.

  13. Highly Advanced Coolguy with Sunglasses and an ice cream says:

    i rule

  14. CC says:

    What the crap? Unbelievable.

  15. HHDSLF says:

    I’ll help you move a roll of toilet paper, but the Union forbids working on Sundays.

    If you call Vinnie Pippidino down at the docks and ask him if it’s okay with Paulie or Tony, then I’ll bring the boys to help.

    Don’t get your hopes up.

    HHDSLF

  16. alejandro says:

    yes im ok if i was still a robot how can i type?

  17. cody says:

    go die in a pit HEATHER I WANTED GWEN TO WIN

  18. kim says:

    This should be the definition of selfish. Heather clearly doesn’t think of anyone except for herself.

  19. Patrick says:

    wow. I’m freaking the hell out over my move but even I have more sympathy than this. I’d be sympathetic to her, while screaming WHY GOD WHYYYYYYY as I typed (please note, I would not TYPE that)

  20. Jodi says:

    I know people like this…..they just don’t seem to get it. There are things that go on in the world, and things that people go through, that don’t always involve nor take second place to YOU!!!!! That person is either totally stupid, totally selfish or both.

  21. stef says:

    Er why is the like button on the status weird and has obviously been moved or edited?

  22. ThatDarnCat says:

    Yeah, it’s not like you have a punctured lung. Yet…


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