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ahahahaha the last sentence, that was my joke status yesterday
THE GAME – YOU JUST LOST
Virginity – You will never lose it
Win – he just did it
Oh how I wish I had the Internet so I could leave a comment!
Don’t worry, I can fox it if u can give me ur phone number wen I call
I’ve wanted to do that so many times! You readz my mindz…
I heard there was some funny stuff going on here. Once I get my internet installed, I’ll have to check it out.
I used to work at a library and one time one of my coworkers answered the phone and the person asked for the number to the library. She said, “You mean this library?” They answered “yes” and she reiterated, “You want the phone number for *this* library?” The conversation lasted about five minutes. Sometimes people get thrown by technology.
It’s possible someone transferred him/her…. although you’d think that rather than transferring, that other person could have given them the number.
This would probably be funnier if I had Internet access and could read it.
Brent???……..Brent Rossow????
No need. EVERYONE knows his number.
keel it, keel it now!!!!!!
lol
hey y’all, facebook me and i’ll give you my facebook
The “But not right now, I’m still not on Facebook” is equally as dumb, given this is a Facebook status update/wall message thing.
“The “But not right now, I’m still not on Facebook” is equally as dumb,”
He said he’s not on Facebook EXCEPT for right now (obviously).
He/she said “except for right now.” That means he/she is acknowledging the fact that they are on facebook while they’re doing it.
Sorry for the misquote, but my thoughts are still the same… OP still says “I’m still NOT on Facebook” which is either really stupid (they obviously are on Facebook) or at the very least a typo (in that they’ve accidentally put in a NOT).
“Except for right now, I’m still not on facebook”
To me, translation is “Right now I’m somewhere with internet access. (Maybe a friend’s house or still at home) Later, I will be somewhere with no internet and therefore no facebook access, so replying to me here is useless as I won’t see it.”
Sounds like my kinda woman.
Could just as easily be a guy.
Sounds like my kind of guy.
It’s a man, not a woman.
this is like “hi, i got lost and really don’t know where i am – can you come and pick me up?” *doh*
Or calling someone and asking if they’ve seen your lost phone.
What if your calling them on your home phone to say you lost your cell phone?
What if you’re STFU.
Nah, you make a good point.
Wow, I’m surprised he/she remembered to mention the “except for right now” part.
It’s obvious Red just meant call as in yell from a distance
It might actually be “I’m still home at the moment, call me at my home# before I go.. QUICK, QUICK.. You lazy ****” No wait.. s/he wouldn’t say that. The post seems somehow formal, maybe they’re both friends in their early 40′s..
Damn I’m too smart to live on your planet. I’m out!
Whoa…Whoa………whoa, everybody just calm down. First of all, that didn’t make any sense. Second, I was kidding.
Of course. That’s what I always mean. You just stick your head out the window and call.
I had an employee like that once. I called to her to get her permission to give her number to a lady that had come by the store, and she said, “Sure! You got it?” (She was not blonde.)
How about “If you don’t have my cell phone number, call my house so I can give it to you.”
Okay, that still doesn’t really work because it says today, but you know. I tried.
i was thinking the same!
also what if red does not have internet at home?
and right now (s)he is somewhere and have access to the internet
Hey, remember when people had land lines? Yeah, people still have them.
Those exist?! I thought they were a myth! Like the unicorn or Nickleback.
Next she’ll tell us that once there was no Google.
However, I can allege to the existence of typewriters – I actually saw one once.
They still exist. Although they are becoming a rarity, like Britney Spears fans.
o.0
Texting…..oh wait…ugh….telegrams.
It might make sense if they are referring to, for example, calling a home phone to ask for his cell/mobile phone number…….. *shrugs* Meh.
…And the instructions on how to open the box are inside the selfsame box.
I’m guessing he’s an American.
wow…am just reading all your comments and this is my conclusion: combining you guys to one being is waay funnier than the guy or woman who posted that funny stuff.y’all are freaking funny! ROFL!!!!