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He’s Also Killing Time Before the “Enchantment Under the Sea” Dance

He's Also Killing Time Before the "Enchantment Under the Sea" Dance

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  1. W3R3W00F says:

    Hey, time goes too fast for me. :|

  2. Uber Cat says:

    Hardcore!

  3. friendlyneighborhoodbum says:

    whats the exact opposite of hardcore? because thats what this is

  4. Not Feelin' so Good says:

    opposite of hardcore is softcore ;D

  5. Evol says:

    THIS WORDS ARE PAST

  6. Apparently I'm a 5 year old says:

    BECAUSE I’M F. KING HARDCORE, JR.

  7. me says:

    thats actually pretty funny….time machine

  8. Back to the future fan says:

    Calvin Klein? is that you?

    perhaps he traveled back in time to febuary, and so to him it seems like the present?

  9. Giggidy says:

    Obviously the broken time machine is destroying the space-time continuum, causing time to move ridiculously fast or slow for different people.

    Blue started replying last June, if my calculations are correct.

  10. Shipoopi says:

    your classic lame dash o

  11. HappyGestapo says:

    I love Back to the Future!

  12. dubbleyew says:

    haha everything about this made me chuckle… BLUE’s the man!

  13. Hobson's Choice says:

    Good for you. Meanwhile, I’m f*cking your sister…

  14. Hertz says:

    To return time to its normal pace of passing stop smoking weed!

    If you want to speed up the perceived passage of time start doing coke instead.

  15. Heather says:

    ROFL! That was hilarious

  16. Rai says:

    OMFG this is hilarious

  17. Kriss Roxx says:

    Wow, best Facebook Fail I’ve seen in a long time! It’s a win, but still, hilarious!

  18. somebodyman says:

    I didn’t know statuses go back that far.

  19. JoeL says:

    Ehm… Since when is 9:05pm earlier than 9:00pm? The “HARDCORE” comment was really funny tho :P

  20. Squid Tamer says:

    I just did this to a few people. (Went back and commented on a status from a year ago.)

    Can’t wait for the responses!

  21. Playpresser says:

    “Because I’m fXXking hardcore.” Will be my justification for any situation.

    Why are you passed out on my sofa?

    Because I’m fXXking hardcore!

    Why didn’t you tell me you were allergic to gluten?

    Because I’m fXXking hardcore!

    Why are you wearing that a hoopskirt in public?

    Because I’m fXXking hardcore!

    It’s so versatile.

  22. koopa says:

    I love the reference in the title :D

  23. Kali says:

    lmao!!!! I need to do this. How?? I must know.

  24. Kali says:

    oops. blonde moment. I thought there may be a trick so you could post comments with previous dates…haha…wishful thinking.


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