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damn this skank needs to learn how to spell lol
I thought the terrible spelling was going to be the joke.
me too…it turned out to be much funnier than a spelling fail. lol
agreed. i thought it was gonna be the spelling too, still turned out to be funny
Now I don’t feel so bad; I thought it was gonna be about the lack of correct spelling too. xP
Maybe she thinks spell check is cheating too!? Too bad she didn’t have fail check.
omg she cant spell for one thats the FAIL
I would love to see the rest of this post xD
I also hate in when people post updates that are rife with obvious spelling mistakes… AND posts that are supposed to be ‘Dark, deep, meaningful, mysterious etc’
It just makes you sound like a massive twat.
Well I’m guessing it is pretty big, based on how abused it is.
It’s not British, it’s English? Fail.
England is the language spoken in English. England is in Britain. Your argument is invalid
Ignoring the fact that England isn’t a language and English isn’t a place, that’s like saying you speak “European” or “Earthish”. English is spoken in England. England is on Earth, so I’m clearly speaking Earthish, right? No. There is no such language as Earthish, just as there is no such language as British.
And if there really is a British language, which is the real one? English? Welsh?
As long as it’s not Irish.
hey…what’s wrong with the Irish??
Irish isn’t a language. Fool. People in Ireland speak English too. If you want to get technical, Irish people speak Gaelic.
Here, here!! I completely agree and i really couldn’t have said it better myself!
What is a humorless person like you doing on a comedy site?
He’s burning people like (Gl)assmaster. And quite rightly too.
This
FTW
Same with sodding and bloody.
Problem solved by X. need i say anymore?? no other than, Glassmaster… go back to school.
Gaelic? Cornish?
Corrrection. England IS the world.
ah ****. *Correction.
i would like to take this opportunity to point out that whilst all but dead, Welsh is in fact an official language.
You are invalid.
Ring, Ring, Ring
DOOB DOOBIE DOOBIEDOOB!
Well, I guess that if she was able to steal your boyfriend, she’s strong and beautiful enough.. =P
exactly. she did the other girls bf, but the bf did the girl.
+1
No, it just means she puts out.
Hey, putting out is a sport!!! You need to be strong to put out!! =D
Ha! All a girl has to do to put out is lay back and open her legs…
maybe for you…
haha win xD
When have you ever seen a guy cheat on his wife/girlfriend with a ‘strong, beautiful’ woman? Sorry, but I’ve generally seen them use the same girls they use for one-night-stands for this purpose.
Also, strong, beautiful women don’t resign theirselves to being the skeleton in someone’s closet. Juuuuust sayin’.
damn right, Jane
You sound like a VERY bitter woman. :/
What is wrong with girls? Instead of placing the blame for cheating where it belongs (on the MAN/WOMAN THAT CHEATED), they blame the other woman! It’s not the other woman’s fault that YOUR LOVER CHEATED ON YOU. SHE didn’t cheat on anyone. Stop insulting the other woman and think about it for a minute. It’s not HER fault whatsoever. Hell, she might not have even known (but if she did, it’s still not her fault).
And no, I’m not someone’s ‘other woman’, so I’m not ‘defending myself’, as I know you will be apt to argue. I’m just asking you to look at this LOGICALLY. Stop blaming other FEMALES for everything.
God, you guys really set feminism back….
If she did know, damn straight it’s her fault too. I’m single, but if I mess around with a buddy’s or someone else’s girlfriend, I’m screwing up someone else’s relationship and I know exactly what I’d be doing.
I’ll grant you that if she didn’t know he had a girlfriend already, it’s not her fault.
Sounds like you have experience being that “other woman”.
The “other woman” is as much to blame, unless of course she wasn’t informed that buddy had a gf. In that case ONLY can she protest innocence. Otherwise, she’s as guilty as the guy. No question.
Actually, no, I’m not at all bitter, I’m realistic. I’ve never been cheated on. I do, however, have mostly male friends, sooo…. Sorry honey. I’m commenting because I’m there when people are calling up ‘the sl#ts.’ The girls whose self esteem is low enough that they’ll service your man, AND keep their mouths shut!
Also, sorry, but I agree with everyone who already said that you, m’lady, doth protest far too much. I never blamed her, or any other ‘other woman.’ However, there are many females who are insecure enough to PREFER ‘poaching’ (I’ll elaborate on that in a second, calm your guilty little butt down), and that was what that was in reference to. Obvs if you’re lied to, what could you do about it? For all I know, I’ve been the other woman before.
That said, and elaborating as promised above.. no, men, nor women, cannot be stolen. The cheating party is always the one to blame, but honestly people who choose to involve theirselves with people who are in relationships are pretty much equally useless to me. No, it’s NOT your relationship that’s being damaged, and sure, if you’re not willing, someone else will be, but what it is, is plain old trashy. I don’t want to be the reason someone’s kids are taken away from the home they’ve known, I don’t want to have the privelage of being a drunkin mistake that ruins one/two/several lives, I don’t want my car keyed, I don’t want drama…
Also, every opinion I expressed towards females above can be flipped and applied to guys.
And since I’m generally considered a strong, beautiful woman, I chose not to put myself in those situations, and have the option open to me. You won’t find me scuttling out back doors early in the morning. I don’t trifle with other people’s business, in general. I have enough going for me in my life that I prefer emotionally available men who don’t have to keep ignoring calls, or go home in the middle of the night. It’s funny, because I’m not prude or conservative by any means, I just have, I don’t know? A conscience? … And, as I said above, I just don’t see the glamour in aiming to be a secret someone keeps. Hello, singles bars.
And you know what sets your precious ‘feminism’ back? Sneaky, catty BS like bouncing up on other women’s husbands that reinforces all the BS stereotypes.
Fin.
drunken*
Dang you, Dunkin’ Donuts..
Co-signed a million times. Jane, you are awesome.
“Feminism” does not mean “sleeping with men you know have a wife/girlfriend/partner/are otherwise ‘taken’ “
tl;dr
Could…. Could us women maybe stop throwing insults and stereotyping each other? I think that name calling generally sets feminism back. Also, human decency keeps falling back a few places as well, which no one likes to see.
Feminism sets itself back……. just sayin
Feminism: The crazy notion that women are people, too.
What part is setting it back? Is it the whole “people” thing? It confuses some. Mostly zombies. You’re not a zombie, are you? I’m just saying, in my experience, the whole undead trying to be human after decomposition crowd is the one that’s mostly falls apart on the whole ‘human’ issue. And they always have a big mindless group to send running in to any event you try and hold to start conversation on the issues.
I’m just saying. You could be a zombie. We don’t know.
This is win and I’ll keep it in mind if I ever run across another foaming-at-the-mouth fem-bot!
A skank who would steal your bf would steal your husband. I hope you meet the ho
oh crap
These amounts of spelling errors make me cry…
I think the reason of misspelling are because she was attempting to write fast or she ws crying… or maybe she’s just stupid..
You see, I just got *was* wrong…
“I think the reason of misspelling are because” yes while spelling counts you have to have good enough grammar to make the grade :]
Although both the spelling and grammar are horrible in this post, she’s clearly regretting her decision..I feel for her. It takes two to tango. It sounds like a couple of kids in high school. With that said, it’s still f*ing hilarious!
I vote for “she’s just stupid”
strength
tested
FAILED
happen
again
can’t
… did I mention failed?
change
I’m
So I wasn’t the only person that lost like 10 points of my IQ reading this and wanting to correct every mistake there is.
WIN!
oh no you di’int!!
hahah I love this.
Such a classy lady.
I had to read it a bunch of times to get it, the spelling and grammar was so bad.
Whyyyyyy???? Cuz she’s a whooooooorrre!!
Nah, whores charge money.
Actually, originally whores were just women who didn’t bathe on a regular basis. Therefore even a virgin could be a whore if she didn’t take a bath.
I’ve never, ever seen you post something that wasn’t stupid. Congratulations on being consistent.
why would u keep somone as your facebook “friend” if they shaged ya bf??? unless u keep em on there just be able to slate them and let everyone know what a skank they are!! if thats the case i could think of a lot worse things to say then green did!!!
I was wondering the same thing! “Hmm, I screwed her boyfriend, but we’re totally cool FB friends”!!
Seeing how she can’t spell worth a s**t, she probably was too stupid to unfriend said “friend”, hence the drama and lulz.
Maybe this is what they mean by frienemy…
Such a stupid term, but it fits stupid actions. Like keeping people on facebook that screwed you over.
Yeah, I’m not doing this… It’s too much, even for me…
Why is it when a man cheats he’s a bastard, but when a women cheats she “strong and beautiful” or “getting her grove back”.
I love oranges.
HAHA, I thought that looked wrong.
I relay too much of FireFox’s spell checker.
I’ll pass this along then, ’cause you’re still doing it
*rely
Yeah, you need to keep some for yourself
Oranges are nature’s taco!
hmm.. interestingly, i see your point all the time, but usually other way around: asking why guys playing around is cool while girls playing around is a whore…
Here, I was under the impression that purple only said “strong and beautiful” ‘cuz she/he had absolutely no idea what’s going on…. purple just thought she/he could step in w/ a generic “can’t go wrong” encouragement.. green informed purple that apparently generic encouragements CAN go wrong ^^;
think a big reason this is on failbook is because purple’s “strong and beautiful” comment in this situation is considered a fail by failbook community… so don’t worry, if people considers it a fail that means most ppl aren’t calling this kind of behavior strong and beautiful =)
The way I took is that Purple know exactly what happened.
Because Purple said “No matter ignorant people think” and “You only have to make yourself happy”.
For the same reason a guy who sleeps around is a “stud” and other such crap, while a woman who does the same is a “cheap slut” and “easy”, probably. The world is full of marvellous double standards!
ONLY women who cheat and steal other people’s partners think it’s being “strong and beautiful” or “getting her groove back”. Normal women who don’t think cheating is ok, who have self-respect and respect for others think they’re nasty pieces of trash.
She’s not…
This woman didn’t CHEAT herself, she just assisted in helping someone’s boyfriend cheat. I have yet to hear guys get called out on helping someone’s girlfriend cheat, either. :/
And funny, because guys are usually excused from cheating on the basis of ‘well, he’s a guy, it’s NATURE, he CANT HELP IT’, and girls are certainly not.
Ok there fem-bot, lay off the meds. Your reality obviously isn’t the same as everyone else’s.
I don’t think I know any guys who would be stupid enough to use that old, tired line and if any of ‘em did, they’d have to deal with an avalanche of ridicule for coming up with such a lame justification for his actions.
Sorry, “man-bot”, but her reality is the same as mine. You know, because it’s reality. People tend to excuse a man’s cheating more than a woman’s and, in general, men who have numerous partners and one-night-stands are considered studs while women who do are considered sluts. Either way, f**k cheaters and people who would help their friends’ boyfriends/girlfriends cheat on them. People suck sometimes.
I’ve heard it… and worse excuses too.
And I sincerely hope that whoever was within earshot of those excuses laughed his/her head off and called him a moron. That is the dumbest excuse in the world and people who use it are, well, stupid. It’s a way to deflect blame and a very juvenile one at that. They’re basically trying to say that they are sluts who chase anything that has the right parts, but without making themselves look too bad.
I still wouldn’t call it the “usual” excuse. If it IS the excuse fem-bot is used to hearing, maybe she should stop picking up gutter sweepings.
I am always amazed these freaks have their boyfriend’s girlfriends or whatever friended. I’m also blown away by the number of people that haven’t figured out you can delete other people’s comments to your own wall.
facebook = boring play by play recap of monotonous lives occasionally interrupted by the need to write read and ridicule ones “personal drama.” Totally worth it!! “God I love this site!” said the athiest.
What the hell is with all the horrible spelling? Are kids learning anything at school these days? I had to read it 3 times to understand WTF she was trying to say…
I’ve noticed that the less intelligent a person is, the more likely they are to post ‘deep’ thoughts on their FB/blog/whatever? I think it fits that study from a few years ago where they found that the less intelligent or competent a person is, the less able they are to recognize their own level of intelligence or competence.
This case is even sadder, though, because the girl who did the cheating is essentially rationalizing herself as the victim in the situation.
She is feeling guilt and shame and trying to make herself feel better with a vague fb status so that people will call her “strong and beautiful” or whatever in the comments. When I see my friends whoring for attention and positive reinforcement with crap like this I hide them.
Even beyond just fishing for sympathy, though, she’s phrasing it as though green is continuing to unfairly judge her. It’s a ‘I’ve grown and moved on so why can’t you?’ claim coming from someone who clearly hasn’t grown up or moved on.
It’s poorly spelled because it was probably posted from her cell phone. During class. Possibly English class, which might explain the spelling.
Strong, beautiful women don’t sleep with other’s boyfriends. They have the decency and class to respect other’s relationships. And the ability to attract men that won’t cheat on you at the first opportunity (seriously? You’re surprised when known cheaters then go on to cheat on you? You’re not special, you’re a notch on his belt.) Sorry ma’am, you’re trashy, stupid, and cheap and give women a bad name.
I text on my phone all the time, and avoid having so many egregious errors. Let’s face it, it’s poorly spelled because she’s an idiot.
And yeah, your second paragraph is exactly right. She did wrong, and should feel bad.
That’s it, exactly. And I’ve found that the type of partner you attract (whether you’re male or female) actually says a lot about you. So if gutter sweepings is what you attract, you should take a long hard look at yourself.
But then, it’s looking more and more like introspection isn’t something most people are capable of doing in an honest fashion.
Perhaps my reading comprehension is worse than usual, but I fail to see how she have cheated anyone. Greens boyfriend cheated on green with red, and while I would have kicked out any “friend” who did what red did, I would never acuse her of cheating, merely of accepting goods which she very well knew that bf shouldn’t have been giving out in the first place.
It takes two to cheat. If the girl knew the guy was in a relationship, she’s as guilty as he is.
My strangth and will is NOT teasted, I’ll have you know…
Of course the boyfriend gets none of the blame for the cheating. It’s funny how the person without a relationship gets all the hate….. and the spelling is sickening with this one.
And how do you know that, exactly? For all you know, he’s buried in Green’s backyard.
Don’t assume you know wtf you’re talking about, m’kay?
nice
Be Strang!!! (in Oklahoma).
Oh dear god. I’m frightened. My idiot sister could have written that. Please someone tell me you know who wrote that so I don’t keep thinking it was her. (She is a skank)
the original status is so misspelled i can’t even follow it. can someone translate it ?
In dark places and dark times your strength and will is tested. I failed, and IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. I can’t change the past or make it better, all I know is that I’m better than the person I was, no matter what you think!
(Added in punctuation where appropriate).
Why not, Confused. I’ll take a stab at it.
“In dark places and dark times, your strength and will [are] tested. I failed, and it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. I can’t change the past or make it better. All I know is [that] I’m better than the person I was, no matter what you think.”
How was that? For being down with the stomach flu, I think my idiot-skank-to-English dictionary is pretty good!
need more correction:
Strength*
tested*
failed*
happen*
again*
can’t*
change*
all i know is >that< I'm better* (the lack of truthfulness of this statement will be ignored for the time being)
Now that I think about it, what is the point of cheating on someone? Why not break up/ divorce, and spare them a little bit of sorrow. I find it rude that you wouldn’t end the relationship, but you would be off having another one, don’t you?