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you are dead dude…
He totally is. He won’t be getting anymore fun with her! Ouch!
Or brunette #’s 1,2,&3, oooo, he might even lose #’s 5&6 too. Raz ‘em, daz ‘em, stick ‘em in stew.
I’m still wondering how the F he pulled that off!
nothing wrong with that.
seems like win to me
LMFAO! So hard…
No biggie. He can just call up Brunettes #1, #2, and #3.
What a man whore.
Naw, whore’s charge money.
*whores
the stupid is rubbing off on me.
so are the whores
which reminds me doesn’t brunette #4 also imply that he has blonde #3 etc.?
This is the reason I keep a pattern lock on my phone at all times. Don’t like snoopers.
I sure hope she dumped him
Why?
Because he was too dumb to go through her wallet and find her name.
He wants his turn with Brunette #4
Because it’s not nice to sleep with a girl without knowing her name. I mean, it’s normal courtesy to remember other people’s name once you’ve met them.
i like cats
lolcats.
And I like turtles!
lolturtles.
cats are pretty great
Thank you
Your welcome!
Some cats are just suck ups.
His welcome?
nope .. it’s my welcome now! mine!
to be fair, it serves her right for going through his phone!
so true.
No.
Yeah…I won’t even look at anything on my boyfriends phone except the time, and we’ve known each other for ages. If you’ve just been sleeping with someone for 3 weeks, you really have no business whatsoever going through their phone.
If you’re not at the phone snooping level, you really have no business sleeping with someone.
I know I’ve seen this before, really recently – maybe on TFLN? Except it was “her name was Easton Hall 114″ or something like that.
Yeah, I saw it there too
Me too. I think TFLN is correct.
yeah i read that this morning on TFLN. Definetely fake
Clicked through just to say this too. JOKE STEALER!
Lol Brunette…
#4
That’d be pretty funny. If it actually happened.
Well at first I was upset with the guy, but then I changed my mind. She’s a slapper for giving it up like that, and then having the audacity to be upset that he did not have the decency to remember her name.
Seriously. If you’re going to behave like a rag, you’ll be treated like one.
WIN!
Double win!
This was just on TFLN- lame!
Oh! Deloris!
Oh…..you.
Both of you. Win.
I could only think of George’s original suggestion of Celeste.
I was just looking for some gum.
I think I have some junior mints…
NOOOO!!!
name ?..ooo so romantic ..you only need a person’s name to talk about them wen they not present..
It’s ok, she has you under Tool #18. Oh, and she cleared her phone out from last semester, so she’s been doing overtime.
This is from texts from last night… It’s in the top rated of all time section… Fail.
gosh, that is like the funniest thing ive seen in a while bwahahahahha pure awesomeness!
Way to steal your status from TFLN, dude. Unless they stole it from you, of course.
(240): So the girl I’ve been f*ckin for 3 weeks figured out I didn’t remember her name.
(443): How?
(240): She saw our text conversation on my phone with her name as Easton Hall 214.
Just wait till 443 realises that 220 doesn’t know his name – he can’t even remember his own name, for that matter.
yup, f@ke *ss post
Names are for relationships. Not sex. :p
hahah I like your theory
truth
nuff said
OK yeah what he did was a pretty bad move, but isn’t it also bad that a girl he’s only been with for 3 weeks is going through his phone? They BOTH fail!
How is it OK to sleep with someone if you can’t even share phones? It’s not like you can get much more intimate than that.
the title was waaaay funnier than the actual fb status.
))))))))
“the junior mint”
Seinfeld FTW
Casual sex equals not knowing name, casual sex does not equal relationship. Suggest phoning brunette #5.
Why the hell is she in your phone? What happened to Privacy???
She was probably going through his stuff to find his name.
Win
I guess she figured if he could be in her, she could be in his phone.
DOLORES!!!!!!
Seinfeld reference win Failbook! That makes this post much funnier!
Wow someone else got it as well! Yeah I lold more at the title than the actual message.
DELORIS!
i like the seinfeld reference!
facebook oh facebook..some times make me feel ok..but some times make me like an idiot
the last guy who i slept with, didn’t know my name either…he had me in his cellphone as “jessy’sfriend”
Even being a women, I have to say….. That is AWESOME. Not to mention, I’ve had friends for years and never knew their names…
Define “friends”…
If you knew someone for years and you still don’t know their names, i would probably not considder them “friends”.
Stolen directly from texts from last night: says exactly the same thing instead of “brunette #4″ it was like “Carson Hall #306″
Delores!
That’s no fail, that’s an EPIC WIN!!
if he’s too stupid to remember her name after three weeks, hes not worth it anyway
Guy is an attention whore who only really wants to play the stud on facebook. No doubt.
Someone needs to keep their phone locked, it seems.
This guy is a legend!
U r a pig I hope u die…..My girlfriend left the room duuuuuuuud u r a god RESPECT!!!
*You
*are
*you
*dude
*you
*are
Text talk is for texts.
I don’t believe in that type of text talk for anything. It should die.
This man is made of awesome and win!
um yeah alls good her bein angry lol but wtf was she doing going through his pnone to start with lol
Am I the only one who thinks this girl is dumb for not realizing he didn’t know her name for three weeks?
lol mulva
He should have asked to see her license/school ID to see how goofy she looked in her photo, kidding around kind of, and then look at the name on it.
Am I the only one whose name ACTUALLY IS Mulva?
BAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA CLASSIC! hi 5 man!
3 weeks of sex and you can’t learn a name? Truly pathetic.