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No words can describe the fail. I’m going to take an aspirin and hope the fail goes away later. Seriously, its all about updating your status these days instead of getting help. I’d say “back in my day…”, but then that’d reveal how old I’m really getting.
Sooner or later there’s going to be a Facebook version of 911. I GUARANTEE it.
Well, technically…he says he’s ok, so he doesn’t need help, he just chose not to get up right away…so who cares what he does? Not really a fail imo. Now if he couldn’t feel his legs or something then that would be a whole different story.
You could say he is getting help. I mean if he really was injured and was home alone, posting it on Facebook would be a great way of getting help. But in this case he isn’t injured he’s just a complete moron.
Actually, a GREAT way of getting help (when it is an EMERGENCY) would be to CALL 911 with your phone instead of posting on a social site in *hopes* that one of your friends happens to be on and responding to your posts AND taking you seriously.
Henry has iPhone. There’s a total chance it was failing to work as a phone, in which case Facebook really would be the better option for getting help.
I’m 16, and iawtc.
i dunno. if you’re in too much pain to get up just yet, you need to distract yourself somehow…
true
Facebook releases endorphines – fact.
The world has indeed changed. I can’t wait to tell my friends my latest news news.
If its not on facebook it hasnt happened
Zing!
Corrected: Bazinga!
Thank you, Sheldon.
Don’t call your mom by her 1st name, boy.
I’m more concerned that there is an entire generation of kids who apparently don’t know LifeCall. He completely flubbed his punchline.
“ur not paralyzed ryt”
Terrible grammar aside.. but that’s a fail! If they were paralyzed, then they wouldn’t have been able to type the f*cking status!
You really don’t need your legs to type a status, be a f*cking one or a ‘normal’ one.
*be it a
ARGGGH…
you mean a f*cking one or a virgin.
oooooh, win.
I would have twittered it.
*tweeted
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513707
Seriously, it will come down to this.
My first thought at reading this was… “Maybe his fall was the first even remotely interesting thing to happen to him… ever.” I gotta admit it is more interesting than ‘at work.’ or ‘bored in class’ for a status. But he can’t think that someone would actually take him seriously!
failbook is becoming its on fail *facepalm*
That punchline was old the last 5 times.
Exactly, these types of fails are getting so damn old. ‘You decided to posted on facebook instead of…’, ‘your first thought was I am going to put it on facebook’ etc
Yawn.
Americans are stupid and their stairs go in the wrong direction.
You’re using this as evidence that Americans are stupid, but the only clues that Henry is American are that he’s typing in English and he’s stupid. The former could apply to many countries. The latter is circular logic.
You must be an American woman.
You must be a bitter European, or a Canadian with an inferiority complex.
In case you did not already know this, allow me to inform you that “Americans are stupid” is a running joke in the Cheezburger comment world, similar to the intellectual joy of “FIRST!” In this case, though, skrattle was attempting to underscore the sarcastic nature of his/her post by adding the nonsensical bit about the stairs.
Like posting “First,” it is considered a troll act, skrattle’s attempts at mitigation notwithstanding.
Don’t worry guys, when I die first thing I’ll do is post it on facebook, so you’ll all know how it happened.
But Facebook planted a chip in your skin so when you die your Facebook account is disabled…so you couldn’t possibly post on your FB account after your exciting death.
That sounds like a security measure, and a fairly effective one at that. I’m reasonably certain that FB doesn’t have any of those.
Of course they do, how do you think they keep the Zombies off Facebook? They say it’s not racism because they’re dead and after brains and children, but I’m not so sure they aren’t just bigots….
Well, I wasn’t planing on becoming a zombie, but I guess a ghost can’t really type!
… Or can it?
Darn, they really take the “fun” out of “funeral”.
He can still feel her ridicule, that’s always a good sign…
I warned you about stairs, man! I told you dog!
YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Upon watching “The Facebook Problem”, the first thing I did was post it on the wall of a friend of mine whom my friends and I believe is an addict.
Then I stopped and realised what I’d just done…
Now, I can’t stand to look at myself in the mirror.
“It’s just a flesh wound”
Monty Python, I love you haha.
i don’t know what’s a bigger fail… the post itself, or the fact that the person who posted this on facebook is SUBSCRIBED to henry..
Loved the video…especially reading the updates at the end!
HELP! I’ve fallen and I can’t Facebook!
I loved the muzak at the end while I was reading comments. Failbook, how about a new feature?
And this, my friends, is how America is deteriorating.
WOW. THIS IS MY COUSIN xD AND I COMMENTED ON THIS STATUS!