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Everyone Has Baaaaahd Days

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  1. Rapunzel says:

    “gender of people”?
    Whut?

  2. Lolwut? says:

    Not feeling it.

  3. Jake says:

    You don’t help your case by referring to women as merchandise, you know. ;)

  4. Annon says:

    So that’s what’s wrong with mine…

  5. lilrainrain says:

    Do I just stay in cheap hotels, because what kind of hotel doesn’t have adult movies?!

  6. kate says:

    This not even that funny.

  7. Kayla says:

    I was thinking the same thing. Women are not the only victims. We all victimize each other. It’s not just us chicks who wear high-heels tied to a bed wearing rubber outfits and have-I’m stopping there. I dont’ wanna get in trouble lol.

    But yeah, it’s not just us.

  8. Anonymoose says:

    Degrade a whole gender of people? More like enjoy, amirite?

  9. Mitchell93 says:

    Win by jason!

  10. are you kidding says:

    funny, that was. But yeah, shes an uptight, most likely single liberal who needs to get back in line with the other mac using, vegan feminists

  11. Heidi says:

    I think the fail here is “…an ewe.”

    The a/an rule is based on the SOUND, not the spelling.
    “Ewe” sounds like “Yoo;” it’s a consonant sound an should go with “A.”

  12. Aw, my sarcasm marks didn’t show up.

  13. Vicarious says:

    Exactly. Everytime women open their mouthes to say stupid stuff like this [and men, too, but i am, admittedly, a bit sexist (sorry...)], i feel like nuking parts of the world.
    Yes, the fact that they do it because they want to, they choose who they want to film with, and that they win more in a 30 mins movie than i do with a month’s work is completely degrading. Definitely.

  14. Aaron A. says:

    The women get paid a lot more than the guys too, which gives them more leverage over when, how much, and with whom they work. Several actresses have saved up enough to own their own studios and produce their own films.

  15. Sean says:

    Hmm… Women who have good bodies and can’t act get paid for doing relatively little… And billions of guys pay money for this on a regular basis despite the fact that most people are in debt… Who’s exploiting who here?

    As long as they have internet access though, this shouldn’t matter.

  16. Sean says:

    Ideally, prostitution would be legal, regulated, tested and taxed.

  17. The Dog Ate It says:

    Oh lordy.

    • The Dog Ate It says:

      Well, you definitely aren’t supposed to like them ;) . It actually made me laugh, but you definitely just got that out there, lol.

  18. The Dog Ate It says:

    That may be true, but many women have a negative view on it, possibly because it shows women in an unrealistic way. I guess that’s what bothers me about it.

    • Sean says:

      “Naked” is an unrealistic way?

      • The Dog Ate It says:

        Nah, they just have really good bodies and fake boobs. I mean, come on. Naturally most women can’t be that skinny and have that big of boobs. Just doesn’t happen.

        • The Dog Ate It says:

          Ah. See, I’ve only seen the crap that comes up on your computer or that’s in Vegas or places like that, seeing as I have no desire to see it. So I suppose I was generalizing from what I’ve seen…

  19. Leann says:

    The only issue with this is that “ewe” is pronounced like YOU.

  20. J474 says:

    I genuinely don’t understand the joke on this, could someone explain..?


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